694、The stinky cousin is a poor diaosi.
Yi Yun felt that Yali was very big, and the enemy had 300,000. If he didn't consider whether Li Zicheng's casting range was so large, he would consider maximizing the enemy's combat power. 300,000 was really scary. Even if the firearm troops on his side were very powerful, facing so many enemy troops, he would not be able to kill them after the bullets were fired...
"Uh, I feel that my five thousand troops are a little short!" Yi Yunhan said.
"It's really a little bit!" Dong Ying laughed: "If you want to walk around the world with such a little strength? Stinky cousin, you're too young."
"Damn, you woman really hate her mouth." Yi Yun was unhappy.
"Sister is born to speak like this!" Dong Ying hummed.
"You are not as old as me, don't call yourself sister, call yourself sister!" Yi Yun said.
"I don't want to be 694. My cousin is poor and she calls her sister." Dong Ying said with a flat mouth: "When you stinky men scold you, they often say 'your sister', 'get your sister', 'wipe your sister', 'rubbing your sister', and 'rubbing your sister'. It's too bad to be a sister to others, so I'll call myself sister."
"Hey, woman, don't say these words again. Originally, these words were just brought out casually when you spoke, without practical meaning, and you didn't feel anything bad when you scolded them. If you emphasize them so deliberately, you will feel very disgusting." Yi Yun knelt.
"Tsk, I know that it's disgusting and often say it!" Dong Ying said with a flat mouth: "Men are the dirtiest things in the world, they're so stinking!"
"Hey, hey, that's too much." Yi Yun was upset again. This woman is indeed big and has a charming figure, but... her mouth is really annoying, making people want to use something to block her... Oh, don't think wrongly... it's not the thing you think of.
At this time, the servants walked in from outside the hall and brought a large number of delicious foods. They were all candied fruits just now, and now they started to serve the main meal. There are all kinds of delicious wines and delicacies in the country of Heaven. There are all kinds of dishes here, with all kinds of colors, fragrance and flavor. It is really dazzling. Even Yiyun has never seen so many delicious foods. The group of Fusang girls were so scared that they almost fainted. 694, my cousin is poor **silk silk.
Yi Yun couldn't help but say, "How much does it cost to eat such a meal?"
Dong Ying laughed: "Haha, it's only a few tens of thousands of taels of money, which is a piece of cake for my Dong family in Xiangyang."
"Damn it, I have the temperament of becoming rich." Yi Yun complained.
"What? How come our family has become rich for more than a thousand years?" Dong Ying smiled strangely and said, "I think you are becoming rich for a long time. Judging from your way of speaking, walking, eye movements, etc., you were still poor a few years ago."
"Cousin, stop talking nonsense." Zhao Yunxuan laughed and said, "Although my cousin became the prince a few years ago, he was also the prince of Prince Yu a few years ago. He was also considered a rich second generation. He can't be called poor and a slim silk, just like when we were young."
"Oh? Is that?" Dong Ying walked down from the main seat, stood in front of Yi Yun, and looked at him carefully. Because she stood too close, her huge breasts almost hit Yi Yun's chest, but Dong Ying cleverly controlled the distance, almost no matter how hard it was to hit. The distance was too close, and her noble and gorgeous outfit made Yi Yun's eyes hurt. I didn't know that her clothes had cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to make, so she turned around Yi Yun twice, suddenly smiled, and leaned closer to Yi Yun's ear and whispered: "Hey, are you a substitute for a stinky cousin? Or a fake stinky cousin?"
"Scared?" Yi Yun was slightly shocked.
"You can deceive others, but you can't deceive me. As soon as I see you, you feel that you are a poor person... You are not a rich second generation at all... Temperament cannot be changed in a few years. One generation can make a fortune, and three generations can make a gentleman... Do you understand?" Dong Ying smiled evilly.
Yi Yun cursed in his heart: Damn, I was indeed a poor otaku back then, but you can see it like this? Is it exaggerated? But I am not afraid of seeing it. Anyway, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing knew that I was the savior who was summoned, so it doesn’t matter if I expose my identity.
Dong Ying whispered: "But... I don't plan to study this matter in depth. Humph, anyway, the business of a stinky man is not my business."
She retreated to her position, took Zhao Yunxuan's hand and laughed: "Okay, it's better to chat with my cousin, and I have nothing to say to that **si."
"Hey, it's obvious that you're looking for trouble, come and talk to me."
Dong Ying ignored Yi Yun and just talked to Zhao Yunxuan: "Cousin, it's too unsafe for you to follow a silly to suppress the bandits. Although you are very powerful, that silly is definitely useless. You rely on you to defeat the 300,000 army alone. The difficulty coefficient is too high. I don't have the profession and skills to help you. What should I do?"
"Hey, hey, why are you talking?" Yi Yun said in, "I'm going to be angry."
Zhao Yunxuan laughed. Obviously she knew that Dong Ying was speaking in this tone for a long time. She shook her head and said, "My cousin is very awesome. She is not a waste. Cousin, don't always treat men very badly. I think men are pretty good, and there are many female soldiers in my cousin's army. Look at the sisters he brought, most of them are female generals."
"What? Are they all female generals? I thought they were his wife." Dong Ying was shocked and then was overjoyed: "Female generals, female soldiers... good things, I like female soldiers and female generals the most."
She looked at the girls behind Yi Yun carefully and saw that most of them were carrying weapons, such as Li Chengyu carrying a two-meter-long steel gun, Sasa Nakamasa, Chuzumaki Bai Mei and others carrying rifles. These weapons are quite conspicuous...
"It turns out that they are all female generals. It's so good, I like it!" Dong Ying suddenly said, "Hey, do you want to change jobs to me? I will pay a very high salary, such as... well... 5,000 taels of silver per month, how about it?"
"Puchi!" Yi Yun vomited blood. This woman was so exaggerated. She actually dug my horns so blatantly. Fortunately, most of these girls are my women. Otherwise, they like me, so it would be so easy to poach them.
As soon as he thought of this, he saw the guy named Sun Shi, who was browsing the floor and jumping out, and his eyes glowed, "Really? I'm giving him five thousand taels a month? I'm willing to change jobs! This man is a Buddhist enemy, and I didn't want to follow him at all."
"Puchi!" Yi Yun vomited blood again, forgot that there was a guy caught in the pile of women, and this guy had not been completely subdued.
However, when Saga Sun Shi jumped out and spoke, Dong Ying frowned again: "Why is a Fusang woman? I don't understand what she said just now!"
It turned out that what Saga Sunshi said was Fusang language... She actually couldn't understand what Dong Ying said. It was only because of Oda's translation. She jumped out and shouted a few words about Fusang language. It was useless. It was impossible for Nanae to help her translate the words of changing jobs. Dong Ying's mansion did not prepare a translation of Fusang language, so of course she couldn't understand it.
Several girls ran over and dragged Saga Sun Shisheng back to the back of the table, all of whom were sweating.
Dong Ying was not very interested in the samurai Fusangji, so she stopped staring at Saga Sunshi. Her eyes continued to turn in the crowd. Huh? There was an acquaintance in the crowd... He actually saw Cai Rou, the king of Qiantang in Yi Yun's pile of women: "Huh? Cousin Cai Rou, why are you also mingling in his pile of women?"
"That...um...ah..." Cai Rou's um...ah..." After a long time, her face turned red and she said nothing.
Dong Ying suddenly became angry: "Okay, I understand. Is this poor man bullying you for being weak and forcing you? So you are following him!"
"Um...ah...um..." Cai Rou um...ah...ah..." After a long time, she still didn't say anything.
"Wow, stinky man, you're too much, you actually attacked Cai Rou!" Dong Ying jumped up.
"I'll just go, I didn't attack her. She insisted that I attack her." Yi Yun's brain hurt a little.
"Okay, this is not a big deal." Zhao Yunxuan came out to persuade the fight.
"Hey, someone was forced to be pushed by a stinky man. You actually said it was not a big deal? What was a big deal?" Dong Ying was very angry.
"The method of making bun filling is the most important thing in the world." Zhao Yunxuan said seriously: "The method of making bun filling is related to the taste of the whole bun, and is a very important event... There is an old saying that success is the filling, and failure is the filling... There is also a poem that says: I sat up in a dying illness because the filling is expired..."
Dong Ying: “…”
Yi Yun: "..."
"Okay, enough jokes." Zhao Yunxuan laughed and said, "Cousin, are there any more powerful people nearby? Let's introduce one or two to us. We will invite him to suppress the bandits and save the country. When we dealt with the Japanese pirates, we invited Sanjiang Pavilion, Cao Gang, Beggar Gang and other gangs to take action. Since Li Zicheng has many powerful people, we have to think of some other solutions."
Dong Ying thought for a while: "Well! I will definitely want to invite some helpers. Unfortunately, I can't help you without combat effectiveness. Let me think about it. Where can I mobilize useful troops nearby?"
She thought for a long time, then suddenly clapped her hands and said, "Oh, there is! From here, you can't walk far away. There is Shaolin Temple in Songshan. The bald man there is very powerful, and you can go and ask Shaolin Temple for help."
After she said this, Yi Yun suddenly felt excited: "Shaolin?"
"Yes! Shaolin!" Dong Ying nodded and said, "A very powerful temple, there are many bald heads in it. This temple was built more than a thousand years ago. It has more than 10,000 acres of land, more than 5,000 pavilions, and thousands of monks. Eight princes in our Dameng Kingdom have become monks in Shaolin Temple. The so-called martial arts in the world are from Shaolin...tsk tsk..."
Chapter completed!