680、I'm so happy
Yi Yun saw that it was fun now. The two sisters actually exchanged identities to deceive me. Isn’t this clearly a spoof? My buddy has always taken spoofing others as his responsibility, and devoted his limited energy to the infinite spoofing cause. Today, someone actually made a big axe in front of Lu Ban and played a big knife in front of Guan Erniang, and didn’t want to live anymore?
No, if you don’t mess with you two, I will have no shame to see the millions of otakus compatriots in the future.
Yi Yun sneaked out of the room and followed the two sisters. Nobunaga and Ichihime returned to Yi Yun's bedroom door, waiting for him to come back.
Of course Yi Yun would not show up directly. He first bypassed the two sisters and walked a long distance away. Only then did he appear, pretending to be done with his business, and slowly walked towards his hut.
As soon as she walked to the door of the cottage, Ichihito, who disguised as Nobunaga, rushed up. I have to say that she acted like a lot, and she deserved to be Nobunaga's sister. After watching Nobunaga for more than 20 years, she learned Nobunaga's movements and expressions vividly. If Yi Yun hadn't known that she was a fake, she might not be able to see that she was not as sharp as Nobunaga's.
The Fake Nobunaga Machi Hime took Yiyun's arm and imitated Nobunaga's tone and said, "Yun Jiang, you are finally back. I've been waiting for you for a long time! People miss you."
Himema Nobunaga, who was standing in the distance, stood still and lowered his head obediently: "Mr. Kyushu, you are back."
Yi Yun said in his heart: Damn, you can really use the fake to be real. Forget it, now it is not that they admire their disguise ability, but that they should implement my spoof plan.
A smile appeared on his face: "Yo Nobunaga Cheng, Ichihito, what are you waiting for me here to do?"
A natural smile appeared on Ichiji's face: "Of course I'm here to spend the night with Yunjiang... The long night is long, and I can't bear to let Yunjiang spend it alone. I want to do my duty as Mrs. Yunjiang."
Nobunaga, who was standing in the distance, played with the corner of his clothes and whispered: "I...I am here to accompany my sister. Since Lord Kyushu has returned, my sister is no longer alone. I...I will say goodbye now."
She bowed obediently and wanted to retreat. But how could Yi Yun let her get out? Now is the critical time for the spoof. He reached out and grabbed Nobunaga's hand, and smiled and said, "Since you are here, don't rush to leave. Come to my room, and the two sisters will have a few drinks with me for the bar."
Since Nobunaga is dressed as a gentle and virtuous Ichihime, the action of Yiyun reaching out to grab Nobunaga's hand fell into the eyes of outsiders, but in fact he reached out to grab Ichihime.
When the real Shiji next to him saw it, he was immediately annoyed: Oh! The Lord Shou of Kyushu never grabbed my hand before. Today, I finally took the initiative to catch my hand, but I pretended to be my sister. I was unlucky! I was cheating my father!
Nobunaga knew that this catch would be bad, so she quietly looked at Ichihime's eyes. Ichihime's eyes were blazing and he was winking at her, meaning that she would let go of Yiyun's hand. Nobunaga had to scream "ah" and pulled his hand back from Yiyun's hand. He whispered: "Mr. Kyushu, please don't do this..."
Yi Yun smiled in his heart, but said, "Forget it if I don't let me hold hands, I will never hold you again."
"Nani?" The real Ichihime was frightened by this sentence. This is not enough. You can't let Lord Kyushu hate the real me. Otherwise, what will happen when I exchange it with my sister in the future? She suppressed her jealousy and unwillingness, and made a look at Nobunaga... Nobunaga was helpless and said quickly: " Lord Kyushuhuhu, don't... don't be angry, I will hold my hand for you."
"That's right!" Yi Yun smiled and took Nobunaga's little hand. Ichihime on the other side wanted him to hold him, but he didn't. Ichihime had to use Nobunaga's identity to hold Yi Yun's hand tightly. The three of them entered Yi Yun's small house and sat down at the table.
Yi Yun took out the wine glass and kettle, poured half a cup casually, and said with a smile: "Come on, two girls will have two drinks with me and chat."
Nobunaga and Ichihito had to sit at the table and drink and chat with him. Yi Yun casually talked about some jokes from later generations, making the two girls laugh for a while. The two girls also talked about Fusang customs and myths and legends. After a while, Yi Yun saw that the atmosphere was almost stir-fried, so she put down her wine glass and smiled and said, "Oh, I have enough fun today, it's time to rest."
"Rest?" Ichihime's eyes lit up. She deliberately shook the Qingqi clothes she was wearing, showing that she was Nobunaga now, and she fell on Yi Yun's body and said, "Then let me rest with Yun Jiang... Which of the eighteen appearances are going to be shown today? I am really looking forward to it."
Nobunaga blushed, lowered his head and said, "Since that's the case... I... I'll leave..."
Hehe, Yi Yun smiled badly in his heart. The black-hearted Shi Ji, don’t think things will go as smoothly as you thought. In this place, this is the focus of my spoof. You can wait for the waterfall and sweat.
He suddenly reached out and caught Nobunaga, who was about to leave the house, pulled her to his side, and said evilly: "Ichihime, don't rush to leave... Hehehe, haven't you always wanted to marry me? Today I will let you get what you want!"
"Nani?" Nobunaga khan.
"Masaka?" Shiji was shocked.
"Come on, go to bed with me." Yi Yun evilly pulled Nobunaga's kimono.
Alas...How did it become like this? Shi Ji didn't know what it felt like. She kept saying that she was cheating. If I had known this, what would I have exchanged for my sister? Today I could have successfully married with my own identity. It's over. Although Master Jiuzhou Shou wants me now, the person he caught was his sister... How collapse is this? No, I have to use my sister's body to do something.
Ichiki suddenly rushed to Yiyun's Nobunaga, separated the two of them, and then pouted and said, "Yun Jiang, you can't do this. You obviously want to accompany me tonight. Let my sister come to serve you another day... Let me first..."
"I don't want you. I've been tired of playing with your body!" Yi Yun said in a bad tone in the bad movie: "Stay there, today I just want to play with your sister."
"Don't do this!" Ichihime hugged Yi Yun's waist: "Let my sister come again another day, please."
"Hey, don't interfere with me, or you will be punished!" Yi Yun hummed.
"Yun Jiang, even if you want to punish me, let me serve you tonight..." Shi Ji was so angry that he was crying. Oh my god, I didn't expect that Lord Jiuzhou Shou was tired of playing with his sister's body. So what's the point of pretending to be her? Isn't this a complete trick?
"You woman is so annoying." Yi Yun pretended to be a bad guy, so he was so similar. Maybe he was a bad guy. He took out a rope, tied Shi Ji up in a few seconds, and then threw it to the corner of the bed: " Stay in the corner of the wall, see how I used Shi Ji to look like, hehe."
"No..."
At this time, Ma Nobunaga, who was dressed as Himeji, was also frightened. The matter turned out like this, which really made her completely unexpectedly. She shrank back and said in a weak and weak voice: "Sir Kyushu, don't do this... I will serve you another day. You can do whatever you want me to do. I just want you to favor my sister tonight."
"I don't want to dote on you, I will spoil you!" Yi Yun dragged her into his arms, hugged her tightly, and dragged her to the bed.
"Woo... don't do this..." Nobunaga was so anxious: My sister would hate me so much. If this happens again, my sister will never recognize me for the rest of her life, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Woo..." Shiji was also very anxious: After finally, Lord Kyushu wanted to be intimate with me, why did my sister and I change our identities at this time? Help, Master Amaterasu is here, please let us change it back quickly, Oh my God!
Yi Yuncai doesn’t care how frustrated they are. The so-called spoof is to try his best to make the goal sound like a scam, which is considered to have achieved the ultimate beauty of spoof.
In front of Ichihime, he viciously removed Nobunaga's kimono from his body. Nobunaga didn't know whether to struggle. If he didn't struggle, he would make his sister angry. If he struggled, he might make Lord Kyushu hate his sister again, but he would still make his sister angry.
Help! Nobunaga had to call for help in his heart.
Just as she was in a daze and couldn't figure out where she was, she suddenly felt that Yi Yun took off her middle clothes again, and her plump body was finally exposed to Yi Yun's eyes.
"Tsk tsk, Ichihito, I didn't expect that your body would be as plump as Nobunaga. It's really a devilish figure, hahaha. Your sister is called the Sixth Heavenly Demon King, and you should also be called the Seventh Heavenly Demon King, so that you can play together." Yi Yun deliberately said nonsense.
"Hey!" Nobunaga suddenly crawled out of Yiyun's arms and crawled towards Ichihime, who was tied up in the corner of the bed.
"Where do you want to go?" Yi Yun held her down.
"Woo..." Nobunaga stretched out a hand and wanted to grab Ichihito at the corner of the bed. Although she didn't know what else to do after she grabbed her, she still stretched out her hand.
At this time, the evil Yiyun had taken off all his clothes. He dragged Nobunaga, who was crawling on the bed, and smiled evilly, while holding both sides of her buttocks with both hands, aiming her peach-shaped buttocks at her lower abdomen, thrust forward, and viciously breaking through the barrier.
"Wow, it's so good!" Yi Yun said a spoof words on his lips: "Ichiji, I like your move, this is called the back position, hahahaha."
"Hey..." Feeling that he had been violated, Nobunaga knew that nothing was useful, and things had come to this point, and it was over.
Shi Ji, who was tied to the corner, also widened her eyes: This... This is considered to be the Lord Kyushu who is having sex with me? That person is obviously me! It’s such a scam, but why am I tied to the corner of the bed to watch the show now? It is obvious that the heroine should be me!
Yi Yun moved her waist and Nobunaga moaned: "Ah...um..."
Chapter completed!