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609 Don't pry my warrior Ji, come pry me!

W-dizzy, why is Nobunaga staring at this meme? I also want to know the post-war statistics. Yi Yun flattened his mouth and wanted to say that this was a joke.

Unexpectedly, before he could speak, Sasa Naruta knelt on the ground with a thud and said to Nobunaga: "Don'taka, this matter is true. Lord Kyushu Shun has indeed said that I should cleanse me... Well... I was unwilling to do it at first, but after thinking about it, it was all wrong for my subordinates. I didn't obey your order and let Lord Kyushu Shun take over the command of the army, but deliberately made things difficult for him, so I made this bet. I deserved it. Lord Kyushu Shun wants to cleanse me, and my subordinates have no complaints... When I leave the desert and find the river, my subordinates will fulfill their promises obediently."

A smile flashed across the corner of Nobunaga's mouth, and there was an indescribable smell. She ignored Sasa Narimasa who was kneeling on the ground and waved to Yiyun, saying, "Sir Kyushu, let's talk... You don't need a translation anymore. I have something to say to you alone."

"What are you talking about?" Yi Yundaqi, forget it, listen.

He stood up and followed Nobunaga. After the two of them moved to the tent, there was a quiet small tent here. They crawled inside and saw that there was no one around. Nobunaga said: "Sir Kyushu, your hands are really fast. If you don't pay attention, Takigawa Ichie has become your fan, and even Sasa Naimasa can't escape your claws! You keep using the handsome trick to pry the Ji Samurai beside me. Do you want to be so excessive?"

"Xiami? Did I use a handsome guy trick to pry them? Are you wrong?" Yi Yun Dahan: "Is it these inexplicable women who stick it up by themselves? When did I take the initiative to pry them?"

"Stop, our Fusang women have always been passive in the relationship between men and women. How can we take the initiative to post men?" Nobunaga hummed.

"Well, I agree with you." Yi Yun nodded seriously: "But you and the women under you are all alien. Are you sure you are all Fusang women? Not alien visitors?"

"I'm not an alien visitor. Look at Takigawa Ichie, so naive and cute. He is heartbroken when he breaks up. This is the sincerity of Fusang women." Nobunaga snorted.

"Will a Fusang woman petrified after a breakup?" Yi Yun snorted: "Don't lie to me, she is a Saturnian!"

Nobunaga continued: "Sasa Narimasa, who is knowledgeable and well-educated, and is versatile in history. He is definitely the representative work of our Fusang women! Elegant and noble!"

"Will the elegant woman ask others to bet, and then dote on the bet as septum, boil to death, and nail it to death?" Yi Yun hummed, "Don't fool me, she is a Martian!"

"Hashiba Hideyoshi..."

Nobunaga had just started. Before he could say anything, Yi Yun rushed to say, "This is from Pluto!"

"Akihi Mitsuhide..."

"This is from Uranus!"

Nobunaga was sweating: "Hey, why do you complain about all my women?"

"You just want to report their names yourself. I want to complain when I hear their names."

Nobunaga spread his hands helplessly: "Okay, let's not talk about these things anymore, let's talk about the key points!"

"Hey, you can't grasp the key points yourself, okay? I'm still in a hurry to go back and listen to the war damage report!" Yi Yun was furious.

Nobunaga said seriously: "Stop prying the samurai under my command. If you do this, I will turn against you!"

"I didn't pry it at first, and I don't plan to pry it in the future. Haven't I caught a Sanada Yukimura back? I want to pry it first and pry it like this." Yi Yun hummed, "After I'm locked in the prison and tied it up with a rope, I can pry it as much as I want. It's so comfortable, it doesn't need to look at the face of you, the old virgin."

Nobunaga's face turned red: "Mr. Kyushu is so polite. He even said some puns of yellow jokes in front of a lady like me. It's so annoying."

"Hey!" Yi Yun also knelt: "I didn't say puns, I said very serious words. You are not a lady. Don't show me a blushing face. What are you pretending? Stop talking nonsense. Let's go back to the big tent, I still have to listen to the war damage report."

"Okay, let me say something at the end, and say it seriously." Nobunaga hummed, "Although you are not allowed to pry my subordinates, you can pry me. If you pry me away, my subordinates will naturally become your subordinates. Hehehe... But, I want to remind you to think clearly and then pry me, because the first night of the thirty-year-old virgin is extremely heavy, you must have the courage to endure this heavy weight, otherwise...hum!"

I'm sorry, I use this joke to threaten me again? Yi Yun Khan! Don't worry, even from the perspective of future generations, the thirty-year-old virgin is still very scary. No man dares to touch it randomly. If he touches it, he might be cut off by the old virgin, dismembered from the body, abandoned the wilderness, etc. This kind of thing is not uncommon in newspapers.

This is the case with the old virgins in later generations, let alone in this era when women got married and had children at the age of thirteen or fourteen, how difficult it is for a woman to become a thirty-year-old virgin? How distorted and perverted must be! It is simply a terrifying existence that is 100 times more than the old virgins after the world. No wonder they kill people like a terrifying person, no wonder they are called the Sixth Heaven Demon King. It must be caused by the perverted and distorted thirty years.

I don't want to bear the heavy weight of yours.

"Okay, the negotiation is over, let's go back to the big tent!" Yi Yun turned around and left.

The two of them walked back to the big tent again, and Nobunaga waved to Sasa Narimasa and said, "Seimasa, I have negotiated with Lord Kyushu. He promised not to cleanse you."

"Wow? Really?" Sasa Narimasa was overjoyed at first, then his face darkened, "Don'taka, did you pay what price to save your subordinates? If you cause losses to you, your subordinates might as well let him clean up and never cede land and pay compensation."

"Nothing happened!" Nobunaga shook his head and said, "No cost was paid. It's great that Lord Kyushu Shun is so kind, hehehe."

Sasa Narimasa then dispelled his concerns and stood aside.

Nobunaga waved at Takigawa Ichie again and said, "Ichie, from today on, stop sticking to Kyushu Shou, follow me and be my personal guard, don't run around."

"Ah? Why?" Takigawa Ichii was shocked.

"No reason, I asked you to do this, just do this for me." Nobunaga said slightly sternly.

Takigawa Ichie was startled and did not dare to ask again. He stood behind Nobunaga's back. She secretly glanced at Yi Yun, feeling that he was still so handsome and dazzling. She couldn't help but think: It's over, Lord Nobunaga doesn't allow me to stick to Lord Kyushu anymore. This is deliberately breaking us apart. It must be that Lord Kyushu said just later that he didn't like me and asked Lord Nobunaga to take care of me, so that he became like this... Woo... I'm finished...

With a click, the petrochemical level was as high as 95%...

"Okay, keep reporting..." Nobunaga waved.

Next, Shibata Katsuya, Maeda Taki and others came out to report military information in turn, and everyone reported the final statistics.

Killing 12,000 Takeda Army soldiers in this battle can be said to be a super massacre, and the losses of the Oda Army were not small. The final total losses were as high as more than 6,000, most of them were Shibata Katsuya's cavalry army and Maeda Taki's infantry team, while the firearms troops suffered extremely small losses.

The Takeda generals who died in this battle include: Kawawa Nobushi, Shimoto Nobushi, Shimoto Nobushi, Masaki (Masaki), Yukawa Miyasui, Masatoon, Toshima Nobushi, Iwato Nobushi, Yama Prefecture Masaki, Masaki Masaki, Toshiya Masaki, Toshiya Masaki, Toshiro Goro (Masasuke), Toshiaki (Suzu), Toshiaki (Suzu), Toshiaki (Suzu), Karitori Toshi, Takamori Ekoji, Sanada Nobutsu, Masaki, Netsu Shihei, Naito Masato, Oyamada Goro Binge, Madabashi Nobushi (Mino), Toshiko, Okabe, Takeoyun, Otsu, Hoshigumi, etc.

And almost no famous generals of Nobunaga's army died in this battle!

The famous generals who escaped include Masayuki Sanada, Katsurai Takeda, Masayuki Takashi, and others, who are probably now withdrawn from the military camp under Nagashishi City. In addition, the information that Shingen had already died of illness was confirmed. Shingen's armor was empty all the time. The secret of casting skills in it was also discovered by the Oda family by relying on a treasure "The Art of War".

After hearing this report, Yi Yun couldn't help but sweat. This was basically all the assets of the Takeda family were destroyed here. After this battle, the Takeda family was finished.

"Good job!" Nobunaga smiled happily: "This time, it can be said that he has achieved an unprecedented super gorgeous victory. The foundation of the Takeda family has been shaken. Let's continue to work hard and take advantage of this momentum to flatten the Takeda family in one fell swoop."

"Haishiba Hideyoshi, I will give you five thousand elite soldiers this time. I will no longer be the old, weak, sick and disabled. As the first general, you will quickly march into Nagashino Castle!" Nobunaga ordered.

"Hi!"

"Shibata Katsuya, you ordered five thousand people to fight the second round."

"Hi!"

"Nanwu Changxiu, five thousand people, the third formation."

"Hi!"

"Maeda Takiya..."

Nobunaga sent them one by one, and soon reorganized the military force. Although he lost 6,000 people in Nagashino's formation, the total strength of the Oda Army was still as high as 25,000, and it was more than enough to continue pursuing the Takeda Army.

Nobunaga suddenly said, "Mr. Kyushu, are you still interested in continuing to go to Nagashiko?"

Yi Yun shook his head: "I'm not interested, what's the best thing to fight for a dog that falls into the water?"

"Then what arrangements do you have next?" Nobunaga asked.

Yi Yun frowned and thought, "There is no arrangement for the time being... By the way, I should go to Yukimura Sanada now to have a heart-to-heart talk. If you don't let me pry your corner, I will pry to Yukimura."

Nobunaga spread his hands: "Okay, then it's up to you. I'll take the army to Nagashiko for a walk first, and come to see you when I come back. After completely defeating Takeda, we can almost march westward. Hehe! It's my turn to help you deal with the thief monk in Honganji."
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