46. ??I live in the dark, the enemy is in the light [1/2]
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Yi Yun, An Qian, and Li Chengyu discussed it and finally decided to let Lu Xi go. Although she was an enemy and stood in the evil side, she should theoretically be sent to the government office or dealt with by lynching. However, this female assassin was very sensible from the beginning. Although she had many opportunities, she had never killed the people from the Mengniang brigade.
As the saying goes, you respect me one foot, I respect you one foot! There is no need to kill everyone.
An Qian picked up the key of the locket from the sand dune in the distance, opened the lock on her and Yi Yun's hands, and Lu Xi's hands finally regained freedom.
"Miss Lu, since you don't like killing, don't be an assassin in the future. People like you will never make a name for themselves in the killer organization." Yi Yun advised kindly.
"No, the boss is very nice to me. Although I am useless, she still let me eat and wear warmth. I want to work hard for her." Lu Xi put on the sand mask, put a yellow cloak on her body again, and walked towards the sand dunes far away. Soon her figure merged with the yellow sand and disappeared from her sight.
"Well, forget it! Anyway, the ghostly tail has finally been solved, and our next journey will be more comfortable and comfortable." Yi Yun smiled and raised his foot to leave, but in the end... he found that he couldn't walk... The effect of the "Otaku" skill is still there. He could not leave the tent within twenty-four hours. Even if he transferred his position, this skill is still effective.
Since the tent had been kicked down by Lu Xi, the girls saw Yi Yun as if she was covered in a transparent cover and could not move from either direction.
"Hahahaha, Chongqing Evil Young Master, your skill is really laughing to death." Li Chengyu was filled with gloating.
An Qian couldn't help but smile: "Honey, your skill is really killing one thousand enemies, and you're hurting yourself by 800. Although she was so majestic when she locked the assassin just now that she couldn't escape, she's trapped herself again..."
Yi Yun was sweating, grandma, this skill is really disgusting. It’s true that my buddy is an otaku, but there is absolutely no reason to stay in the middle of a desert? This is too scammed.
"Xiao Yun'er, Wanwan, come and help me support the tent again!" Yi Yun shouted angrily: "I'll stay in this tent for one day. You can go back to Yongchuan Oasis by yourself. Come find me again in a day, and let's get on the road again."
The girls laughed and laughed together, helping Yi Yun re-set the tent, then returned to Yongchuan's big bathing guest room to rest, and threw Yi Yun alone in the middle of the desert...
The moon rose and the desert was silent. Yi Yun became bored after staying for a while. There was no computer, no Internet, no Qidian.com to read novels, and no forum to post. This is not the way to stay!
Many people think that otaku just likes to stay alone. This view is wrong. In fact, most otaku are afraid of loneliness and like to communicate with others. The difference is that ordinary people communicate directly with others face to face, while otaku just communicates with others through the Internet. When the Internet is cut off, otaku will be more lonely than ordinary people.
Fortunately, Yan Wanwan and Ling Yun'er quickly turned around. They brought their own clothes and luggage, set up a small tent next to Yi Yun's tent, talked with Yi Yun, ready to serve him at any time, and do their duty as a maid. You must know that a day is a long time, and there are three meals to eat. Of course, as maids, you have to help the master handle these things well. It is impossible to really leave Yi Yun alone in the desert and ignore it.
With the gentle company of two maids, time passed quite quickly. A day later, the time for "Otaku" finally passed. Yi Yun heard a reminder from his mind: "Otaku 24 hours, he has obtained 1% proficiency... The current 24-hour self-house guards' total proficiency is 1%..."
This surprised Yiyun a little. He always thought that the "24-hour self-house guard" was a waste profession, which should be only the first level, which was purely funny. Unexpectedly, this profession was also proficient! He had a 24-hour day and increased his proficiency by 1%. In other words, if he wanted to advance, he would just have 99 days.
However, what kind of profession will this scam become if this profession is advanced?
"Military" can be advanced to "soldiers" or "guardians", and in the future they can be advanced to "military generals"; "Tao Child" can be advanced to "Taoist", and in the future they can definitely be advanced to "Taoist", and in the future they can definitely be advanced to "Taoist, celestial immortals; "pharmacist" can be advanced to "doctor" or "poisoner"... There is nothing strange about these advancements. Yi Yun, who is used to playing online games, can easily understand this profession tree.
But what can the "24-hour self-house guard" advance to? This is unimaginable! Even Yi Yun, who has experienced many battles and has fought countless games, is confused about the future of this profession.
Could it be... this profession is the strongest hidden profession?
Yi Yun once played a game called "The Legend of Jin Yong". In this game, the worst martial arts skills are the "wild ball fist" that the protagonist has brought from the beginning. It is translated into vernacular, which means "fist-pinching". This boxing technique is super useless in the first nine levels and does not hurt the enemy at all. However, when this boxing technique is practiced at level 10, it will suddenly become the boxing technique with the highest attack power in the game, which is even more powerful than Linghu Chong's "Dugu Nine Swords"!
Maybe the "24-hour self-house guard" is like the "wild ball fist" and is the strongest hidden profession? Very likely! Very likely!
Yi Yun was energetic and his enthusiasm rose sharply. Okay, guys must practice the profession of "24-hour self-house guard" to the full level! Let's see if the legendary waste profession can become the strongest.
At this time, An Qian and Li Chengyu came over with Xiao Ziyue in her arms. Everyone put away the tent, carried it onto the camel's back, packed their luggage, and began to continue to set off towards Chengdu Oasis.
Once he started moving, Yi Yun didn't dare to use the "Otaku" skill and couldn't practice proficiency. He felt very upset. He finally had something that interests him and wanted to do, but he couldn't stay at home to level up. It was so tragic. My buddy must arrive in Chengdu as soon as possible and build a temporary home in Chengdu.
But unlike Yi Yun who was looking forward to reaching Chengdu, Li Chengyu frowned. It seemed that the Chengdu that was about to go to was in a tiger's den. She rode on the camel's back, and her whole body felt a little powerless, as if she was feeling up and down with the camel.
She patted the camel's back, let it go parallel with the camel riding by Yi Yun, and then clasped her fists and said, "Little Prince, after hearing what you and the female assassin yesterday... Mo Jiang didn't fall asleep all night... Mo Jiang did not dare to slack off at all, but... you said yesterday that the assassins and killers of the "Sanjiang Pavilion" had been laid out in Chengdu, and even the senior officials in the government might be bribed by them with money. How can you let Mo Jiang hand the cork to the hands of Chengdu officials with peace of mind?"
She used to call Yi Yun a useless playboy, and called herself proudly. Now she has become a self-proclaimed general, and the word "Little Prince" is also very sincere. It seems that Yi Yun designed to capture the female assassin, and that large analysis of wisdom has been recognized by Li Chengyu, and she finally acted as a subordinate.
"Uh, I can't do anything if you say this to me." Yi Yun smiled and spread his hands, "I can analyze the problem, but it doesn't mean I can solve the problem. It's obvious that the 'Sanjiang Pavilion' is composed of a large group of assassins, killers and other bad guys. I am a waste playboy, how can I challenge them?"
Li Chengyu smiled bitterly and saluted Yi Yun: "My general was too rude to the little prince before, and always screamed like a useless playboy. Now Mo general knows that he is wrong. Although the little prince seems cynical, his wisdom and means are very good. You can come up with an idea for me."
An Qian next to him leaned against Yi Yun's ear and whispered: "Young Master Yi, General Li used to scold you for being a playboy, but in fact he scolded Zhu Yun, that bastard. He didn't scold you, just help her, this is also helping the people of Jiangjin."
"Cough!" Yi Yun coughed falsely and said with a smile: "Forget it, the otakus doesn't remember the villain's past. I can hold a boat in my belly, so I will only give you some advice. In fact, the biggest problem now is that we are in the open and the enemy is in the dark... We don't know where the enemy is in Luzhou, Chengdu, and how many enemy spies there are among the officials in Chengdu, so we can't walk into Chengdu with peace of mind and hand over the cork, right?"
Li Chengyu and An Qian nodded together!
Yi Yun smiled and said, "Actually, why should we hand over the cork? The purpose of our take away cork from Jiangjin is to prevent it from falling into the hands of the rebels. So we just need to keep it in our hands, so why should we hand it over to the hands of Chengdu officials? With this premise, we can easily reverse the situation of the enemy's darkness and our lightness!"
"How to turn it around?" Both girls were not very smart, so they stared at Yi Yun and asked.
"Fake the identity!" Yi Yun showed the folding fan in his hand and said with a smile: "From now on, this little prince changed his name to Yi Yun, no longer Zhu Yun, but an ordinary scholar. Wife, you are no longer the little princess An Qian, but the wife of this young master. Li Chengyu, you are not a general now, but my concubine! As for Xiao Yuner and Wanwan, there is no problem to continue being maids. Hahaha!"
He clapped his hands and said proudly: "In order to avoid the war in Jiangjin, our family moved from Jiangjin to Chengdu to settle down. They found a bad house to live in. They were low-key and stayed at home and didn't come out. Who would guess that the cork was on us? While we were low-key and observed the situation in Chengdu Oasis, there should be many corks from county towns sent to Chengdu in the following days. I guess a bloody storm will soon be caused in the Chengdu Oasis. At that time, we will hide in the dark, and the "Sanjiang Pavilion" that came out to make trouble is in the open... Let's plot against the bad guys of the "Sanjiang Pavilion" in turn!"
An Qian and Li Chengyu were overjoyed: "It's true that the plan is good."
Yi Yun laughed and felt very proud. My buddy is such a good plan. Hahaha, even though the two girls died, I never thought that I had made this plan to stay at home.
Yi Yun stretched out his hands, hugged Li Chengyu, and said with a wicked smile: "Okay, my concubine, come here and let me kiss you!"
Chapter completed!