1. Seriously, you will lose
On the dark night, the cold lonely lamp.
Yi Yun sat in front of the computer, with a dull expression and a focused look at the computer screen. He is an otaku. To be precise, he is a heavy game, anime novel otakus. His biggest hobby is to follow online novels, new animes, and the latest games. As for other things... Sorry, it has nothing to do with him.
After dinner, Yi Yun opened Qidian.com and found a favorite novel in the bookshelf, and started reading it with relish... When the clock in the lower right corner of the computer screen was displayed at 20:00 on May 31, 2012, Yi Yun jumped up from the chair with a flash: "I'm dizzy, I'm finished!"
"It's too much, I just finished the book all of a sudden!" Yi Yun screamed, "Isn't there no books to read now? I don't want it! Damn the author, continue to serialize it!"
Yi Yun slapped the monitor angrily...
At this time, a prompt box suddenly appeared on the screen: "What would you do if a large number of zombies suddenly attacked humans?"
"What's the thing?" Although Yi Yun was a little curious about how this box jumped out, he used his mouse to click on the box and typed it in it: "Stay at home!"
After losing, click OK... Another prompt box jumped out: "If you traveled to ancient times or another world, you can use the power of your golden finger to call the wind and rain, what would you do?"
"Isn't this nonsense?" Yi Yun sneered and said, "Stay at home!"
"What would you do if the earth was going to be destroyed tomorrow and only you could save the world?"
"Stay at home!"
The computer was silent... After a long time, the computer seemed to wake up from the sluggishness of vomiting blood, and a prompt box popped up in pain: "What kind of thing is needed to make you give up staying at home and walk out of the door?"
Yi Yun shrugged: "Which psychopath designed a boring questionnaire?"
He filled in the prompt box: "Traveling to a wealthy family in an old society, being a second-generation ancestor who is busy and waiting to die. Every day, he will carry a bird cage when he has nothing to do, and bring a bunch of dog legs to tease good women on the street."
Lost, sure!
The computer was silent for a long time, and finally a row of prompts appeared: "I am convinced, satisfy your wish..."
A dazzling white light soared from the computer and swallowed him in...
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The 1560th year of Damengli, also known as the year of dawn in the morning...
In summer, early morning, the sun is dazzling!
Yi Yun stood in the middle of a street with a whole yellow earth-colored and dusty appearance. He looked at his body and was stunned. He thought frantically: I seemed to have taken over the body and traveled through time... This body is not mine. My skin is not so white, my palms are not so delicate, and my legs are not so slender and weak. I should be a stronger person.
This is not my home. My home lives in Chongqing, where the mountains and rivers meet, and the two rivers meet, and there are green yellow trees everywhere. But now the world is yellow in color, with sand and dust everywhere, and the air is extremely dry. Although there are a few trees, they are all in a daze, as if they are like a green city in a desert.
After looking at himself carefully, Yi Yun found that he was wearing very high-end silk Hanfu, which looked a bit like those worn by the Ming Dynasty. He had a folding fan on his waist, and the wooden bones and paper on the fan were first-class. He also carried a bird cage in his hand, and there was a starling with bright feathers in the cage... Is this dress really the second generation ancestor of a rich family? He was carrying a bird cage on the street to tease good women?
But... I can't find a mirror or see what I look like! Although the station is the street, the houses on this street are extremely medieval, all of which are similar to the ancient bungalows of the Ming Dynasty, and there are no glass doors everywhere on the streets of later generations.
Calm down, I should have traveled through time! After hearing my request, the damn computer wore me into a rich family in the old society and became a second-generation ancestor and gave me a bird cage... But why didn't that damn computer give me the memory of this body? It didn't arrange my dog legs.
Now I don’t know who I am in this world, nor where I am, and how to enjoy the happy second-generation ancestor’s life? By the way, when I encounter trouble, go home, but... without this body memory, I can’t even find my home.
Yi Yun smiled bitterly, "Otaku must not have a home!" Otherwise, there will be no way to "stay at home". This is a very terrifying thing. You must find your own home as soon as possible. By the way, people in small cities are often acquaintances. It is said that in some small places with a small population, every resident knows each other. The city of Luzhou where I am now is not big. I just ask someone and maybe they know me."
He took two steps on the street, stopped a passerby, and asked politely: "My brother, do you know me? I have lost my memory and don't know who I am and can't find my own home. If you know me, please take me home, and I will thank you very much."
The man was stopped by Yi Yun and was startled, with a obviously fearful expression on his face. However, after hearing Yi Yun's words, he looked at Yi Yun's face carefully until he found that Yi Yun was not lying. He suddenly felt refreshed and laughed: "Haha, you have a day of memory loss in this slut, so please feel happy!"
He shouted on the street like crazy: "Hahaha, Chongqing evil young man has lost his memory, the villagers, the elders, that bastard has lost his memory. It's a pity that the girls in Chongqing have been saved."
"What? The evil young man in Chongqing has lost his memory?" The street that was empty just now suddenly filled with people. These people rushed out of the stone houses on both sides. Everyone was wearing simple cloth clothes, and it seemed that the style was worn by the Ming Dynasty. Everyone looked happy, and some even cried with joy, and some were thanking Guanyin Bodhisattva... After a while, some people set off firecrackers and sang songs. In the sound of firecrackers and songs, countless people sang and danced, as if they were having a festival.
Yi Yun: "..."
Calm and angry. Although they are like crazy, I at least understand two things from them. First, this place like the city of Green Prefecture in the desert is also called Chongqing. Second, my nickname is Chongqing Evil Young Master. I am a person who is not favored by local residents and seriously threatens the safety of the girls. If I am amnesia, it means that the girls in Chongqing are saved.
"I'm so sorry to disturb everyone singing and dancing." Yi Yun asked politely: "But you haven't told me who it is, where is your home? Can anyone lead the way? I will thank you very much. In addition, what era is it now and what country is here? Please tell me if you want to tell me?"
"No one will tell you anything..." A sarcastic voice replied in the crowd: "Don't think someone will help you. If you can't find a home, how about starving to death?"
Yi Yunxun looked at him and couldn't find the person to speak. It seemed that the person was afraid of his revenge, so he hid in the crowd and said sarcastically and ran away.
I was so dizzy. What a villain I possessed? It seems that this city called Chongqing is very unwelcoming. I have no way to find out anything. But I can be sure that my home is in this city. I am a wealthy and powerful second-generation ancestor, otherwise I would not have been named "Chongqing Evil Young Master". If I make things worse, my family might find me.
How can I make things so big that my family, whom I have never met before, know where I am?
Yi Yun used his brain. Although he stayed at home every day in his previous life, it did not mean that he was stupid. In fact, most otakus reacted very quickly because they were exposed to electronic games for many years, and they were especially good at obtaining the information they needed through simple dialogues with NPCs in the game.
He quickly made an analysis through the few words he had just heard... The original owner of my possession of this body never did good things to the girls, so he threatened the girls in Chongqing. A man threatened a woman, needless to say, must be a traitor and a thing like a divine.
My family must know that I am such a person. If I go to find a woman to tease me and make things worse, my family will guess that it was me who did it. Of course, I will come to pick me up and I can stay at home!
Yi Yun is a person who does it whenever he wants. He left the street where he sang and danced and changed to a relatively calm street. Although he decided to do something bad, his face was not as thick as he teased women on the street where hundreds of people gathered. It would be better to find a place with fewer people.
This street is already the edge of Luzhou City, next to it is a desert that can't be seen at the end. At the junction of the desert and Luzhou City, there is a small and delicate woman standing. She is only about 1.5 meters tall, with a delicate and delicate face. She looks only fifteen or sixteen years old, but her expression is a bit tummy, as if she is thinking about something.
Yi Yun laughed and said, OK, I will tease this girl. My great "stay home" plan starts by teasing a small and delicate girl. When things get big, my family will definitely come to pick me up. Then pretend to be amnesia and ask for it, and you can find out your new identity clearly.
He tidied up his clothes, lifted the bird cage with his left hand, pulled out the fan from his waist with his right hand, and spread it open, showing the style of a bad boy teasing a good woman. He shook step by step, and walked towards the poor girl with a swagger.
The girl was thinking about her thoughts, but she didn't notice that a evil young man walked to her.
As he got closer, Yi Yun put away the fan, gently patted the girl's shoulder, and said with a wicked smile: "Girl, is there no one to accompany me? Come and laugh for me, or I'll give you a smile."
This shot...is a bad thing!
The girl's eyes widened and turned around suddenly. A red light suddenly shot out from her body, two big red characters "guardians" jumped up above her head. She raised her little hand and put a dagger on Yi Yun's neck: "Sure enough, you evil young man, as long as you see a woman, you will come forward to chat with her... and use a little trick and you will easily capture you."
Yi Yun was shocked, not because the dagger was on his neck, but because of the red light on the girl's body: Hey? Why is her body red? Why is there red letters on her head? Is "guardian" her skill or profession? Why is this happening? Isn't this world ancient China? Is it another world? Am I still on the earth?
Chapter completed!