I played with Xiaotian Dog for more than half an hour, and saw that the time was almost over. I was about to go home, when Xiaotian Dog suddenly barked at the entrance of the community. I thought it hadn't played enough, so I said, "Let's play tomorrow." This dog is so strange. I don't know what's fun about throwing a broken ball around.

But the Xiaotian Dog turned a deaf ear and suddenly ran away. While running, he turned around and shouted at me twice. The tone seemed quite urgent. I felt a trembling in my heart and wondered if it had discovered the enemy again. But when I wanted to call Lu Dongbin and the others, the Xiaotian Dog had already run out of the gate. Unfortunately, I had also put the baby in the heavenly world at home, and there was not even a person who could give me some advice.

Seeing that the Xiaotian Dog was gone, I had to grit my teeth and drive out. The Xiaotian Dog left the community and rushed to the north. It was extremely fast and had excellent endurance, just like a small kart racing in front of me. Alto almost couldn't keep up with it. It ran through several major roads around the bush and drilled into several alleys, and it seemed to be extremely purposeful.

It was getting late at this time, and I turned on the headlights. After about ten minutes, it led me outside a small alley. My steps began to become cautious and kept squeezing forward. I got out of the car and followed quietly. There were no street lights in the alley, and the area was remote.

There was a vague conversation in the middle of the alley. I leaned forward and finally saw that it was two people, one of them facing me. The other was vaguely visible. It was a middle-aged woman, scalded with sparse waves, like the last few bites of instant noodles, with cheap eyebrows and two ox braids. Although the light was not good, you could still see a bit of dim yellow teeth, a faux leather bag with a piece of cardboard exposed across the crossbody. I was secretly sure in my heart: this woman must be a monster.

With the person who turned his back to me, it was obvious that he was a man. But he had a good figure. The two of them face to face, and it seemed that there was a dispute.

The woman said in a deep voice: "What do you want to do when you stop me? You don't sell things and don't want to eat."

Only then did I see clearly that she was holding the bag tightly with one hand and pinching a few change with the other hand. Her face looked calm and she was not afraid. The obedient meaning turned out to be the man who stopped her. The man's shoulders were slightly raised and she said with a smile: "You think of me too little. Can't I be interested in other things?"

The woman was about 45 years old and had a strong aura on her eyebrows and eyes. She saw that she had seen grassroots heroes who had seen strong winds and waves when she was young. She opened her door calmly and said, "I really have no money. You don't want to be a slut, right? You are not a wishing pool."

In the bag, there was indeed only a pile of steel sautés besides a large bottle of cheap perfume.

The man smiled and said, "I don't love money, I only love beauty like you."

Before he finished speaking, I felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, and a breath of turbid air surged, and I felt a strong feeling of vomiting. If this guy had either the heavy taste or the conscience was destroyed. At this moment, I would understand that the Xiaotian Dog brought me here, and there must be a demon here. But I really can't tell who these two people are...

The middle-aged woman blushed after hearing this, and she said with a complicated expression: "You have a quarrel with your wife? Then you can't be angry with me. It's not good to let her see it, and it's not good to let my husband see it. Although my husband is not a serious person, our husband and wife are still in harmony."

The man said humbly: "I am sincere. Since I met you, it means we are destined to be together. Why not go to the joy of fish and water with me? I will definitely make you want to die."

The woman said, "Brother, you have just been released from prison, you are so hungry."

The man said, "Although what I said before is correct, it's not because of this. I just think you are itchy in your heart and want you to accompany me to be happy." His shoulders trembled, "If you feel comfortable serving me, you will definitely benefit you."

A layer of fierceness flashed across the woman's face, and she suddenly swung her bag and smashed it. She cursed: "Bastard, I've said this, you still want to take advantage of me."

She was quick-talking and quick-witted. The imitation of artificial leather bags was strong and accurate, and she repeatedly smashed them on the other person's head.

The man laughed strangely, and while resisting, he teased, "Don't be angry, beautiful."

"vomit--"

Xiaotian Dog and I vomited for the "beauty" at the same time. It seems that he can still understand some words.

At this time, the man Leng Ding stretched out his hands and hugged the woman in his arms. He opened his mouth and kissed her on the face. I was surprised and said, "Oh, it's really good."

I have basically determined who the monster is. Any ordinary person has no taste so strong. The man is joking but has a lot of strength. The woman was pressed against the wall by him, cursing while opening her yellow teeth all over her mouth.

I shouted tremblingly behind me: "Monster, let go of that beast."

The two were shocked at the same time. The man turned his head and showed a blue and white face. Three strands of dog oil, Hu Suifeng trembled slightly, and in addition, he had a clear and handsome face. Instead of looking at me, he stared at Xiaotian Dog and said in confusion, "Hmm?"

The woman took advantage of this skill and crawled out of the alley. She turned around and cursed: "You wait for me, and I'll let my husband kill you."

She is really repaid with grudges.

A low threat sounded from the throat of Xiaotian Dog. The man shouted, "Who are you?"

I smiled and said, "Who are you?"

The man said, "Don't tell lies in front of the real person, I am the Great Immortal Lu Li. If you are a fellow Taoist, you might as well report your name."

I called him, "My surname is Yang Jian, Erlang Shen is me."

Lu Li Daxian was shocked and said, "Then is this dog Xiaotian Dog?"

I said, "It's the two of us." After that, I felt something was wrong...

Lu Li Daxian glanced at me a few times and suddenly said, "Where is your third eye?"

I touched my forehead and said, "I'm sleepy, sleep for a while."

Lu Li Daxian narrowed his eyes and said, "You are not Yang Jian at all."

Xiaotian Dog also looked up at me with contempt, saying that it also thought that my statement was unreliable. I patted its head and said, "Gog, bite him."

The Xiaotian Dog pounced on it like an arrow that was off the string. A storm arose behind it. The Great Immortal of Deer Li quickly stuck to the wall to avoid the attack. The Xiaotian Dog twisted in the air and stuck it up again with a strange body technique. After all, the Divine Dog was a Divine Dog, and these two strokes were like a cornered bullet, which was much faster and more accurate than "The Killer League".

Lu Li Daxian was lying on the ground with a dog biting shit, showing a look of embarrassment. I said proudly: "I don't need to take action myself, you can't even deal with my dog."

The immortal Lu Li sneered, and suddenly lay on all sides, lying on the ground, and then slowly aimed his butt at us. My first reaction was that he wanted to fart, and he hurriedly subconsciously covered his nose. But he thought that the Huangfeng monster had been taken away by us, could the deer fart too? But he didn't see any movement for a long time, just turned his butt to me.

I covered my heart and said, "Brother, I don't want to slap this." Could it be that he bribed me in this way?

But Xiaotian Dog didn't care about his tricks and bit his butt. Lu Li Daxian was still motionless. Just as the moment Xiaotian Dog pounced in front of him, her hind legs suddenly bounced and kicked it on the forehead of Xiaotian Dog, kicking it back. Xiaotian Dog suffered this loss and roared in anger, while lying down and looking for opportunities around him. But no matter where it went, Lu Li Daxian's butt was twisted. Both hind legs were always in a ready position. Xiaotian Dog leaned on the ground, slowly approaching, and took aim at one of the foot of Lu Li Daxian. Lu Li Daxian supported the ground with both hands, kicked "boom" and kicked Leng Ding on the nose of Xiaotian Dog. Xiaotian Dog whimpered and took a few steps back.

I was worried about watching it while watching. It turned out that this guy didn't fart, but learned the ability of a donkey. He was good at kicking people with his hind hooves, and it was not airtight. I stroked around and picked up a brick on the ground and smashed it hard. He was originally diagonally facing me, and I also smashed it at his head, but I didn't expect that this guy would kick the brick back with a strange angle. With a "bang", he hit my forehead, hitting the stars in front of me. He sat on the ground with a butt.

The immortal Lu Li said viciously: "If you ruin your good deeds, you will be rewarded with your life."

He forced me step by step, and the Xiaotian Dog blocked me angrily and screamed wildly. But as the saying goes, the dog had no idea how to bite the turtle. Although he didn't dare to take risks easily, he would never take a step back. Lu Li's big fairy's eyes turned, as if he didn't want to fight with us. He laughed and said, "It turns out that they are a pair of wastes. I don't know anything like you." As he said that, he bounced his limbs and jumped away from a distance. He only took two strokes and jumped out of the alley and disappeared immediately.

The Xiaotian Dog circled around me in frustration. I took a long time to take out the phone and called Lu Dongbin. He shouted with resentment: "Come here quickly, I'll give the heavy taste."

...

When Lu Dongbin and the others rushed over, I had just barely got up from the ground. Seeing my forehead swollen, Lu Dongbin asked inexplicably: "What's wrong with you?"

After I told the story, Lu Dongbin said, "It turns out that the monsters are doing something wrong, but unfortunately we are one step late."

I said dizzyly: "You are killed by the death to come early."

Li Jing said: "The Great Immortal of Lu Li, the Great Immortal of Tiger, and the Great Immortal of Yangli had caused chaos in Chechi Kingdom and were defeated by monkeys one by one. Although the body was destroyed, the soul was not destroyed and he still served his sentence in the offensive prison. The magic power should not be very strong."

I waved my hand and said, "I'll just say, why does this guy taste so strong? Is there anything I said?" I seriously suspected that the superpower of Lu Li Daxian is to tease ugly women, and the ugly the ugliest his magic power will be higher. From another perspective, the woman just now was indeed a strange thing in all directions.

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "The deer is the most lustful, so she naturally likes women. However, each has its own opinions on beauty and ugliness, which is the question of taste."

Li Jing said: "Let's chase again."

I said depressedly: "I have run away long ago. Even if I find it, you may not be able to catch him."

Among these people, Li Jing is very powerful in the pagoda. Lu Dongbin defeated a long-range attack mage like Huang Feng Monster in melee. The heavenly dolls can sometimes be shamans, but our biggest output is insufficient. I suddenly found that the MT in this team is the most successful. But someone can stop me from getting hatred. Whenever this happens, I miss Nezha very much.

The baby in the heavenly world suddenly laughed and said, "Look at Xiaoqiang, he looks like a birthday star."

My forehead is now swollen, and I'm almost shaved with a bald cane. Damn, there are guys in our team who use mockery skills to our own people. They are all teammates like pigs, but generally those who say this are masters, but I am the pigeon one.

Actually, I can see that the Heavenly Doll is trying to make a joke to ease the atmosphere, because our team is indeed a little depressed.

The next morning, we were discussing future strategic deployments, and I suddenly received a call from Lula.

Lula said to me in a half-serious and half-joking tone: "Xiaoqiang, it's time for you to repay your kindness."

"Ah?" I would still be moved by girls who would joke with me like this. For example, Lula would forget about this.

Lula said, "My parents want to see you."

"So suddenly?"

"Originally, my mother wanted to invite you to dinner at home, but my father has been on business trips in other places, afraid that you would misunderstand that I was a single-parent family and would not get along well with us. Today my father is back, do you see if you are convenient?"

I lowered my voice and said, "Is it convenient for you - is your mother right next to you?"

Lula smiled and said, "Convenient, what do you want to say?"

I said, "I'm a little timid, how can I not go? Just say I'm very busy these days, and I'm really busy these days."

Lula said unhappily: "You can't do this. I didn't say anything when I helped you last time. We didn't even pretend to behave during this period. My mother has long been suspicious. If you don't come, you can do it yourself."

I sighed, "Okay, okay. Who made us use each other nakedly?"

Lula then smiled and said, "The time is set at noon, I will send you the address later."

She suddenly said solemnly: "But my strategic thinking is different from yours. Let's just finish the last hammer sale."

I wondered, "What does it mean?"

Lula said, "You were so slight and long that you wanted to cover up. I wanted to use a quick knife to cut the mess - I think so, when you come to my house, how can you do it? It's best to make the two elders feel that I'm not good at meeting someone - as soon as you go out, they will immediately advise me to find another one again. In this way, you have an explanation to your parents. We are both relieved. I pretended to be very hurt, and they wouldn't be embarrassed to bother me within half a year."

I said laughing and crying: "You are much crueler than me."
Chapter completed!