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Chapter 85

I said: "Let Lao Yan answer the phone."

"Hello."

"We won't be nonsense about opportunities. There are so many monsters falling from the sky. Even if we look for them, there must be someone who will lead the way. We will give us a radar when we look for Dragon Ball."

Lao Yan said: "I have no good idea for a while. I just have some sense of some monsters. I can't recognize some even if I stand in front of me."

"What should I do? I can't walk around the streets, right? Should I catch ugly or beautiful people?" If I catch ugly people, Liu Xiaoliu is our first goal.

Lao Yan pondered silently and said with great thoughts: "We try to find a way. But you can't be idle from tomorrow." He paused and said: "I can only say sorry to you on behalf of the heavenly world for the impact of our war of gods and demons on earth."

I was so angry that my nose smoked, and said, "You tell me something is useless." I said, "Don't just make such a fake, just tell our mayor - I said these things only fall to our palm-sized places. Americans volunteer to save the earth in movies every day, and you will also harm them."

Liu Laoliu grabbed the phone and smiled and said, "It's not just a matter of falling out of people. In the past, there was a layer of protection network between heaven and earth, but now a hole is broken on the Internet. That hole is equivalent to a funnel entrance, and all the gods and demons in the lower realm fall from that funnel entrance. Will it be good for us to concentrate a little. If it weren't for you, you would have to go on a business trip?"

I said angrily: "I'm not afraid of business trips. As long as you apply for economy class, I will be a benefit."

At that time, I would be like 007, carrying a beautiful girl with a glass of foreign wine to subdue monsters and catch monsters everywhere, which sounds more promising than this book. If 007 fights criminals in the Green Shuitang District, a certain city of the British Empire every day, wouldn’t he be mysterious? At that time, the 007 series of movies will be renamed "The Happy Life of the Poor James Bang".

After hanging up the phone, I said, "Let's go to the city tomorrow and talk about it if you see any suspicious things."

Lu Dongbin said: "You can only use this stupid method."

The next morning, I sent Bai Jin'er to Ao Guang first and then the three of us set off. I tried to recall the general location of the meteor shower last night. I drove straight to the south gate.

We walked aimlessly, and in a short while we arrived at a square. Li Jing kept looking around, and suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "There is a monster over there."

I looked in the direction of his finger and saw a woman in ancient costume next to the rockery in the square. She wore a wooden hairpin and a long skirt with her chest wrapped around her skirt. She was drooling on the edge of the rockery with her head down. I looked back at Lu Dongbin, and Lu Dongbin nodded at me: "Reliable."

The three of us got out of the car quietly and slowly followed the woman in ancient costume. Li Jing said, "What are you waiting for? Let's do it."

I asked him, "Are you sure you are a demon?"

Li Jing said: "Who would dress like this normal person?"

I was still a little confused and whispered: "Look first and then talk."

In this way, the three of us followed the woman and followed her step by step. The woman was unaware of it, but we were so fierce that we were wary of many old and old ladies in the morning exercise. After following the fairy circled around the rockery for three times, she didn't see her doing anything else. I finally couldn't help it, and came up with a plan and asked, "Sister, do you have a phone number?"

The woman looked back and said in surprise: "What phone number?"

I took out my cell phone and said, "That's it, leave a WeChat message."

The woman was less than thirty years old and looked pretty. She rolled her eyes and said, "What the hell do you want to do?"

I said, "Do you have WeChat?"

"What WeChat? We all use Feige to pass on letters."

Lu Dongbin and I gave a wink, and Lu Dongbin nodded slightly and began to wipe his arms and hold his sleeves. At this moment, someone shouted: "You three are blocking the camera."

I turned my head and saw that there were two people holding cameras. One of them kept waving, "Go to the side."

I said in surprise: "What's the situation?"

The woman gave me a look in contempt and said, "Have you ever seen anyone taking photos in Hanfu? You know cosplay. You are almost thrown away by you. We are not going to save national culture."

I said depressedly: "I thought you really traveled through time."

The woman turned angry and said, "I'm wearing Hanfu, right?"

I said awkwardly: "Fit to your body. Then we won't bother you."

The woman blinked and said, "Don't you leave WeChat?"

Only then did I find that she was sticking to false eyelashes, and I said discouragedly: "I don't use that thing, we are all sent by Fei Ge."

...

After experiencing this mistake, the three of us left the square in shame. The baby in the heavenly world sighed: "You can't judge people by your appearance! Fortunately, I met Hanfu control. If you meet Zhang Jizhong's crew, you will be a big mistake."

We began to become cautious, and then I realized that if I didn't pay attention, I would forget it. I had all kinds of strange dresses on the street. When I first came down from the world, the Four Heavenly Kings and Li Jing and others were simply as thick-eyed and big-eyed as humans and animals.

After walking like this for a whole morning, we got nothing. I said helplessly: "Let's find a place to eat first. It's really not possible for us to look for it like this. I really need Wukong's keen eyes now, but unfortunately you don't have them either." I said to Lu Dongbin, "Brother Bin, otherwise you can go to Taishang Laojun's stove to study in further studies?"

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "There is no air conditioner, I'm afraid of heat."

At this moment, we happened to be next to a Haizi outside the South Gate. It was Haizi, but it was actually the only stagnant lake here. Because the scenery was pretty, there were some snack stalls by the lake, and they were doing business with pergolas. The three of us sat at a table, and Li Jing and Lu Dongbin were watching the scenery. I looked at the fried fish and shrimps on the menu. At this moment, Wang Fang's call came. When I answered it, it was Liu Xiaoliu's voice. She seemed to have hid, lowered her voice, and said to me anxiously: "Xiaoqiang, Pipi is calling again."

"What's wrong with it? If you're hungry, there's dog food in the drawer." It's actually money.

Liu Xiaoliu said: "It has been calling for a long time, and it is very powerful. I'm afraid that it's not going to fall down again, right?"

I was surprised and said, "We'll go back now."

I looked at my watch and became anxious. It would be better to have nearly an hour to rush back from here. If it didn't have time, it would be broken.

At this moment, a black shadow fell from the sky above the center of the lake, falling straight into the water, splashing beautiful water splashes that could give full marks. Other tourists probably didn't pay attention, but Lu Dongbin suddenly stood up and said, "Someone fell down."

My heart trembled and I asked Li Jing: "Did you see it too?"

Li Jing hesitated and said, "It seems to be."

The three of us looked at each other and didn't bother to have dinner. I quickly ran to a row of speedboats by the lake for tourists to rent and play. Without saying a word, one of them was held. An administrator wearing a life jacket next to me repeatedly said, "Hey, buy a ticket."

Without saying a word, I stuffed a handful of money into his arms. The administrator looked around carefully. Lu Dongbin said anxiously: "Hurry!"

He then helped me drive the engine. He lowered his voice and asked me, "Aren't you going to smuggle, are you?"

My blue veins stormed and said, "You've watched too many movies - this is a stagnant lake, okay?"

I held the steering wheel and drove towards the center of the lake. The speedboat broke through the water and moved forward quickly. About halfway through the journey, Lu Dongbin suddenly pointed to the water in the distance and said, "It's there!"

As he said, a black dot appeared over there, and the other party seemed to have noticed us and swam towards us with all his might. I just looked at it and felt a little relieved. The black shadow swam very fast, almost like a big black-backed fish riding the wind and waves. This shows that the man is very watery. I slowed down slightly and when I approached him, I supported the boat on the side of the boat. The black shadow, carrying a body of water, pounced on the yacht. The three of us were surprised: "How could this happen!"

It turned out that the black shadow was not a human at all, but a majestic big black dog! As soon as it got on the boat, it shook off the water droplets all over our body, splashing our faces all over our body. The dog's ears drooped slightly, his eyes were dark red, and he was almost half a person tall standing on the ground. His length was roughly 1.5 meters tall. Although he could not see the breed, he was full of murderous aura.

Lu Dongbin sincerely praised: "Good dog!"

Li Jing said: "Of course it's a good dog, this is Erlang Shen's Xiaotian Dog."

I was surprised and said, "Xiaotian Dog? Where is Erlang Shen?"

As we spoke, we looked up at the sky together, full of expectations.

Li Jing simply asked Xiaotian Dog: "Where is your master?"

Xiaotian Dog probably knew Li Jing too, so she shook her tail slightly at him and then no other expressions were made.

The three of us slowed down and swung a few times in the center of the lake, and the sky was always calm.

Li Jing asked Xiaotian Dog again: "Your master hasn't come down?"

I added on the side: "Nod yes, shake your head, you're going to give me some clarity."

Xiaotian Dog looked at me with her head tilted, looking like she was confused. I asked Li Jing: "Can this dog understand human words?"

Li Jing said: "It was no problem before, but I just don't know if the next world will have an impact on it in the future."

I simply turned off the motor and let the yacht float slowly on the water. I waited for more than half an hour, but no one fell down.

I tentatively solicit everyone's opinions, "Or we'll go back first."

The baby in the heaven said, "I think I'd better go back first. If Erlang Shen wants to come down, I should have a sense of it."

Li Jing and Lu Dongbin also agreed. I drove the boat to the shore and we sat back on the table. I let out a long breath and said to Xiaotian Dog: "You are quite good at choosing places. If you fall to another place, you will become hot pot now."

Xiaotian Dog didn't know if she could understand me, so she suddenly sniffed and turned her head to look into the kitchen. Lu Dongbin said, "This dog is hungry."

Whether it was a human or a dog, it was definitely hungry after falling from top to bottom for several days. I quickly called a bunch of food, and then poured the mineral water into my palm and stretched it out for the Xiaotian Dog. The Xiaotian Dog stretched out its bloody tongue and licked it, rough and powerful. Then she shook her tail at me. I poured the water into the bowl and let it drink enough at one time. I urged the dishes several times. As soon as the grilled sausage came up, I picked up one and handed it to the Xiaotian Dog. It rolled its tongue and rolled the whole grilled sausage into its mouth, shook its head and shook its head. At this time, it looked a little naive.

The more I looked at it, the more I loved it, and said with emotion: "I have wanted to raise such a dog since I was a child, but my mother wouldn't let it go."

I found a plate to put it on the ground, poured the grilled fish, fried shrimps and scallion cakes into it, and Xiaotian dog ate it in big mouthfuls, biting the fish bones crunched.

I said with a funny look, "We finally have a meat-loving dog."

After eating three plates, Xiaotian Dog then lay down aside to rest. After a while, he stood up again with energy. Suddenly, he shouted twice at the north side. I asked Li Jing: "What's going on?"

Li Jing spread his hands and said, "It's not my dog."

The Xiaotian Dog suddenly ran away, looking angry.

"Get on the bus!" I greeted the two people.

The Xiaotian Dog ran very fast, and its tendons trembled slightly as it ran, and its black fur was as smooth as satin. We followed it into a small street, with small street stalls selling aquatic products on both sides.

The Xiaotian Dog slowed down and waved across the street in the middle of the street. Its nose kept twitching, its head looked around, and its expression was serious. I didn't know what it wanted to do, so I followed it quietly. The Xiaotian Dog Leng Ding stopped and his ears suddenly stood up. Someone in the crowd in front flashed away as if he was shocked. The Xiaotian Dog roared and pounced on it. We quickly got out of the car and followed.

The man ran out of the small street and ran wildly by the lake. The Xiaotian Dog flew into the air with four claws. After only two runs, he threw him to the ground from behind, and opened his mouth and bit him. The man was obviously not tall, lying on the ground as big as the Xiaotian Dog, struggling desperately. He was bitten to death. In an instant, he was bitten to blood. The Xiaotian Dog leaned his head and bit the man's neck. I shouted in fear: "Stop it."

The Xiaotian Dog turned around and stared at me with anger. I pulled it aside and looked at the man on the ground. He was wearing a sleeveless jacket, half-legged jeans, and rain boots on his feet. He looked at his outfit as if he was an ordinary fish dealer. I asked him, "How are you? I'll go get rabies vaccination with you first?"

In the city, it is not a trivial matter if a dog bites a person, and it may be possible that everyone will lose everything. Although Xiaotian Dog is not my dog, I can't let him be wiped out by the dog beaten team.

The vendor had a baby face, but his face was full of wrinkles. He couldn't tell how old I was. He turned a deaf ear to what I asked him, but he just looked at us in horror. I reached out to pull him, but he ran away desperately like a living ghost, and then ran forward with his hands and feet.

Xiaotian Dog trotted two steps and bit his pants hard with her teeth. The vendor immediately fell into trouble.

Lu Dongbin felt something unusual and said to me: "Why did Xiaotian Dog just bite him? Don't you think it's strange?"

"Can't it..." I also became suspicious.

Li Jing shouted with a stern voice: "Are you a monster?"
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