Chapter 77 Four Demon Stars(1/2)
While speaking, Li Jing's hair was finished. He was shiny and a big bald man with a bright red T-shirt and linen pants. I can't describe the feeling anyway...
Liu Xiaoliu whispered: "I dare not say whether this hairstyle is good or not. Anyway, let the soldiers see their marshal's appearance, and rebellion is certain!"
I asked the hairdresser: "What do you think our big brother does?"
The hairdresser said carefully: "This big brother must have a lot of experience."
Li Jing asked me for no reason: "What does he mean?"
I covered my face and said, "He said you were in jail."
Li Jing collapsed and said, "What should I do now?"
Lu Dongbin sighed and said, "Go and buy a head cover."
I said speechlessly: "Brother Bin, are we too stupid?"
I regret it, so I should cut my hair with a shawl first. If I don’t have it, I can change my head back. If I don’t feel satisfied, I will still have a buzz head. Now, it’s all deserted and there is no room for transformation.
Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "I'm too confident."
As a result, we could only take Li Jing to the mall to help him choose wigs. Li Jing looked at the rows of wigs in a daze. I said carefully: "Brother Li, which one is more satisfied with?"
Li Jing pointed to a long hair and said, "This."
Lu Dongbin said: "If I had known this, wouldn't you cut it well?"
Li Jing collapsed and said, "Didn't you ask me to cut it?"
Lu Dongbin picked up a three-pointer and said, "I'm going to make the decision, that's it."
Li Jing shook his head and said, "I will never trust you again!"
In the end, we picked a top score for Li Jing, which seemed to have been released for at least a year or two...
We returned to the community, got off the car and greeted the two old ladies who were enjoying the cool under the shade of the trees. I pulled Li Jing and said, "Brother Li, it's your turn."
"What should I do?"
"Learn to say hello to others - there are two old men who play chess, go."
Li Jing walked behind the two old men in a daze and said unconsciously: "Are you in good health?"
The two old men looked up and didn't know each other. One ignored him, and the other smiled and said, "It's good, are you here to sell squid wine or blood pressure monitor?"
Li Jing looked at me, and I shook my head at him.
Li Jing said: "No, I'm just here to say hello to you guys."
The old man who had been silent then stared at the chessboard and said, "Then how old do you think I am this year?"
Li Jing looked at him and said, "You are no more than 70."
The old man glared at Li Jing and said, "I'm only 63 this year."
Li Jing looked at me helplessly, and I pulled him aside and said, "Brother Li, I want to choose something nice."
Li Jing said innocently: "It's right for me to say he doesn't exceed 70."
"Wouldn't he be happy if he says he is less than 60? The old man is willing to be young."
Li Jing nodded thoughtfully. An old man was pushed out by his daughter in a wheelchair for a walk. Li Jing rushed up and said, "Hey, this old man looks like my brother!"
The daughter and the old man rolled their eyes together and pushed the wheelchair away.
I said laughing and crying: "If you hadn't seen you look like you just released, you would have been beaten up now."
Li Jing said: "Didn't you let me say that?"
"That didn't let you tell lies either."
Lu Dongbin said with a funny look: "It turns out that King Li Tian is not able to speak, but he doesn't understand the worldly ways."
Li Jing said: "I just want to find a daughter-in-law. Is it so complicated to use?"
Lu Dongbin said: "That has to start with the basics."
Li Jing seized the opportunity and pinched the face of a child who was walking towards him, with a snot on his face: "Oh, this little guy is so cute."
The child cried...
Lu Dongbin and I looked at each other and said, "Go away quickly, it's time for people to call the police later."
At this time, Zhao Qianqian appeared, and the little girl lowered her head and walked forward slowly. Duan Shihong suddenly appeared at the entrance of the community on a beautiful road racing car and shouted: "Qianqian!"
Zhao Qianqian looked up, Duan Shihong pointed to the back seat and said, "I'll take you."
Zhao Qianqian smiled and said, "Okay." She ran two steps and sat in the car seat, and a pair of teenagers left in a hurry.
Li Jing said vigilantly: "Who is that kid?"
I said: "Zhao Qianqian's little ex-boyfriend, Nezha, later took the lead in a slash of love."
Li Jing said unhappily: "The old love will rekindle so quickly? This woman Zhao Qianqian is too...fresh."
I smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Li, I have to tell you the truth. This era is different from yours. Qianqian and Nezha have a good impression of each other, but it has not yet reached that point. Your daughter-in-law has not yet been slapped. Even if two young people are willing, they have to wait for a few years to get married. I advise you to give up this heart first. If Nezha can come back, let it go."
Li Jing said: "If I have shaved my hair, then you will tell me this?"
I:"……"
Li Jing narrowed his eyes and said in a deep voice: "I can't care about so much. As long as Nezha likes it, I will definitely help him win it. My father, who was not able to treat him well before. This is my only chance!"
The baby in the heaven said: "It's over, once the mental journey of such a character comes out, it's the rhythm of hard work."
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When I was typing at night, I suddenly heard someone shouting outside: "Meteor! Meteor!"
I opened the curtain and saw two lights flashing in the sky. These lights did not pass by like meteors, but fell down with a long tail and drew a diagonal line. Then two more appeared.
"This... is a meteor?" I wondered.
The baby in the heavenly world said worriedly: "It must not be, and this should not be a good sign."
"What is that"
"I can't say it, call Lao Yan first."
I picked up the phone and waited for a call when Liu Laoliu's phone came.
"Xiaoqiang, have you seen the vision just now?" Liu Laoliu said straight to the point.
"You said meteor shower?"
Lao Yan took the phone and said, "Those are not meteor showers, but demon stars. These must be the new way the demons came up to deal with us."
"What should I do?"
Lao Yan said: "You ask the King of Tota to prepare his pagoda. Any monster who falls into the world will be accepted in the future!" I have told Liu Laoliu and the others the news that Li Jing fell down.
I said, "Will this attract thunder?"
Lao Yan said: "As long as you don't take the initiative to use magic weapons to force them to collect them, it's not a big problem, so this requires Lu Dongbin and Li Tianwang to cooperate. Lu Dongbin is responsible for the capture and Li Tianwang is responsible for the collection."
"Okay...I'll convey it."
I put down the phone and said with a deep expression: "Brother Bin, Brother Li, we're here to work-" I pointed to the "Meteor Shower" that was gradually fading outside, "I saw that those things were not there, it was all your tasks." I repeated Lao Yan's words.
Lu Dongbin said: "Brother Li's pagoda hasn't been broken, right?"
Li Jingzhen held the pagoda in his palm and said, "Of course not. Even if I break it, I can't throw it."
Lu Dongbin said, "That's good, then do as Lao Yan said, and I will stuff it into your pagoda after I catch it."
I was curious: "Did it turn into a stream of pus after being taken in?"
Li Jing shook his head and said, "When my master gave me this exquisite pagoda, I asked me to be kind, so my pagoda only has the function of detention." The pagoda looked black and dirty, and I don't know what material it was, but the workmanship was very ordinary, just like souvenirs sold in a tourist area. No matter what Li Jing did, he never put it down wherever he went. When he went out, he put the pagoda in a bag and hung it on his waist.
I couldn't help but say, "Can you show me?"
Li Jing said seriously: "No!"
I reminded him: "Brother Li, be approachable."
Li Jing smiled first and said, "No!"
I:"……"
Li Jing said: "This tower has collected a lot of monsters on weekdays. The evil spirit is too strong. I am afraid it will be bad for you."
"Can this accept mortals?"
Li Jing said: "It is possible in theory. As long as you use magic power, everything can be collected."
"How much can it hold?"
Li Jing said, "Infinite!" and then said, "I haven't seen it full anyway."
"Oh, it turns out this is still a storage ring?" This ring is a bit bigger.
The baby in the Heavenly Realm said: "The Demon Clan took the initiative to send so many people to the target this time, it must be Xiaoqiang. From now on, we will protect him 24 hours a day."
At this moment, the two beautiful and colorful meteors had disappeared, and the remaining two gradually disappeared. People on the ground made wishes, especially the young couples, who closed their eyes affectionately at the sky, and made a beautiful wish to never be separated for life - of course, some of them would finally get married, but that was only a small part, and most people would go their separate ways. Only after they reached middle age did they sigh and sigh that the unreliability of the vows. I don’t know whether the last couple can become a couple. Anyway, my wallet was lost when I closed my eyes.
To be continued...