Chapter 74(1/2)
How easy is it to run away? We are now surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, and the judges are still waiting to present me with awards.
I jumped onto the roof of the car and waved, "I have a few words to say."
The whole audience suddenly became quiet.
While racking my brains to figure out how to break through, I sat cross-legged on the roof of the car, and said with a buzzing look: "I remember Mr. Zong said something that is said - magic is a deceptive art. Another colleague told me that the more incredible magic it is, the simpler it is. But I summarized myself that magic is a happy art. No matter whether it is true or false, if I change it, you will feel interesting when you see it, that is success."
Someone asked me below: "Then are the magic you have turned into fake?"
I said, "Of course it's fake! If I can really turn into goldfish, I will sell fish. I won't pay any compensation if I don't have a purchase. Why am I here for?"
People laugh.
I continued, "But I also want to explain one thing - I really don't do magic. Some shows are just jokes about my friends and I using the photoelectric effect. Strictly speaking, that's not magic."
Someone patted my driveway: "What about this, is it our hallucination?"
I smiled and didn't respond, saying, "So Miss Hot Girl is actually right. I'm not a magician at all. Here, I want to apologize to her and make another solemn statement: I am Zhen Tingqiang withdrew from this competition. The champion of this time will be Miss Hot Girl. I will not show up in the magic world again. Please don't disturb my normal life in the future."
"Wow——" The audience was really shocked, and many people said angrily: "Then how did your last magic change? Explain it!" "Don't leave, you are the most awesome magician in our hearts."
I gave Lu Dongbin and others a look. They hurriedly got into the car first. I jumped down and quickly got into the car and honked twice. The person in front of me subconsciously made way. I hurriedly started the car and rushed towards the gate, poked my head out and laughed: "I really want to run away this time!"
The audience, judges, and staff were caught off guard and looked at me running out of their eyes with dull eyes. Many people were still chasing each other and were soon dumped by me.
In the car, I held the steering wheel and shouted excitedly: "It's great!" I asked the heavenly doll, "How many emotional coins have you collected?"
"Break through the 3,000 mark!" The baby in the heavenly world concluded, "A lot of money!"
"That's great, now we're going to retire, right?"
The baby in the heaven said, "I just feel sorry for you."
I didn't care, "It's nothing wrong, but it's true that the hot girl's champion was a bit cowardly. I didn't plan to compete with her, so she was unreasonable!" Our combat purpose is to not want a champion, and I was a little worried, "People won't be able to slap me, right?"
The baby in the Heavenly Realm said: "It will definitely start, but it will be popular for only three or five days. There is no matter how to rush the ducks in the entertainment industry now? If you don't bother yourself, people will soon forget you, and Jay Chou has withdrawn from the hot-selling list."
I nodded and said, "Yes."
Our car left the film factory, and it was already late at night. I was afraid that someone would follow me and drive the car along the wall. A figure walked in the opposite direction of us and passed by us.
Lu Dongbin suddenly scratched his head and said, "Why did that person look so familiar just now?"
Nezha also said, "I seem to have seen it too."
Lu Dongbin asked in confusion: "Are there anyone we know here?"
The two looked at each other and suddenly said in unison: "Ao Bing!"
I stopped braked and quickly turned the front of the car.
The man looked very young, holding a roll of newspaper in his hand. He happened to walk to the entrance of the film factory, leaned his head in sneakily, then shook open the newspaper and showed a sword.
The baby in the heavenly world shouted: "No, Ao Bing is here to attack the show!"
Lu Dongbin jumped out of the passenger seat and shouted: "Ao Bing!"
Ao Bing was startled and turned his head to look around. This kid is indeed handsome, with a face like a jade-like eyes like a peach blossom, a bit like the second male lead in a Korean drama. When he saw Lu Dongbin, he was shocked at first, and then waved the sword in his hand and slashed at us.
As soon as the wind blew, I saw the leaves and waste paper on the ground rolling towards us quickly, and then the car body also shook slightly. Lu Dongbin stood behind the door and showed half of his head, and was almost flew backwards by the strong wind. He grabbed the door in a hurry and his body was blown up in the air. It seemed that he would be scraped away once he let go.
The baby in the heaven said, "Nezha, hit him with the Qiankun circle!"
Nezha sat behind me, he took off the Qiankun circle from his neck, and as soon as he pushed the car door open a gap, he was immediately shot back by the strong wind in front of him. Nezha said anxiously: "I can't get out."
Lu Dongbin's body was shaking and cursed loudly: "Ao Bing, you have the kind of putting down your sword, let's fight alone!"
Ao Bing sneered, "Do you think I'm stupid?" He slashed with one sword on his left and one sword on his right. The two front wheels of our Alto car gradually left the ground, standing up like a bear. He was about to fall back after two more strokes, and the baby in the heaven said, "Nezha, kick the door!"
Nezha knew it and kicked the car door away desperately, holding the Qiankun circle in his hand looking for an opportunity. Seeing this, Ao Bing speeded up and waved his sword. Our car was completely upright. Lu Dongbin was hung on the car door and screamed. It was the first time I held the steering wheel and saw the stars in the sky...
If this continues, as long as there is another small wind, we will inevitably fall to the bottom. But at this moment, the big wind stopped, and Ao Bing danced his sword and slashed horizontally and vertically, but it seemed that something was wrong.
The baby in the heaven said, "He has no magic power!"
Lu Dongbin opened the car door and fell to the ground, and said angrily: "Little bastard, are you helpless now?"
Ao Bing looked at the sword in his hand and then at the aggressive Lu Dongbin, and ran away.
"Stop!" Lu Dongbin chased after him.
Nezha quickly got out of the car and placed the Qiankun circle on his left shoulder, but he didn't take action for a long time. The baby in the Heavenly Realm said: "The Emotional Coin has been given to you, hurry up and fight!"
Nezha was in a daze for a moment, and finally watched Ao Bing escape from his sight.
That boy Ao Bing ran faster than the characters in the anime, and it was almost no exaggeration to just let him go. Lu Dongbin didn't have magic power, and he was wearing sandals. After chasing for more than ten seconds, he stopped tactfully. While walking back, he said angrily: "This little bastard, has the demons installed a spring for him?"
Nezha also smiled and said, "His ability to escape has indeed improved a lot."
I held the steering wheel nervously and collapsed, "Can you talk again later?"
My car is still standing upside down, swaying from side to side as the breeze blows, and I'm afraid a sneeze will make us overturn.
Liu Xiaoliu first threw Pipi out the window and said, "I'm going out!" As he said that, he was about to climb out.
I was so heartbroken that I said, "Don't move, don't move!" She moved her butt and fell backwards. I hurriedly stretched out my hands to maintain balance...
"Brother Bin, Nezha, help!"
Lu Dongbin and Nezha hurriedly ran to the roof and pushed forward. The Alto car dropped to the flat ground with a shout, which made Liu Xiaoliu and me feel dizzy.
I took a long time to say, "Where is my back door?" After Nezha kicked the car door and fluttered in the wind.
People in the film factory heard something moving at the door, and someone ran towards him.
“Get on the bus.”
I reloaded Lu Dongbin and Nezha and turned around and ran away, and found my car door in a ditch nearly 500 meters away.
Nezha picked up the dirty car door and gestured for a long time and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, I can't get it."
The baby in the heaven said, "Go home and stick it with the paste - you can hold it first."
In this way, Nezha helped us halfway through the car door and we went home.
Downstairs, the Heavenly Doll turned the car back into a piece of paper and said, "Pick it up and repair it and drive it."
When I got home, I first found the bottle of glue to stick to the car door, and asked, "It's not surprising that Ao Bing is here to make trouble, but who explained to me why he came in the end?"
The baby in the Heavenly Realm said: "If I guess correctly, this kid is also watching the live broadcast. The purpose of his panic is to collect emotional coins. The best effect is of course the climax of the show, so he will choose to appear when you perform the show."
I nodded and said, "I think it's about the same."
Lu Dongbin said: "He went to create chaos, his identity is similar to Xiaoqiang, and he is the creator of emotional coins. So who is the celestial doll in the Demon Realm?"
The baby in the heaven said: "I am also very curious about the behind-the-scenes envoy of the Demon Clan. I think it should have the same ability as me."
I smiled and said, "Are you a little disappointed if you can't be the only one?"
The baby in the heavenly world snorted and said, "Even if I am not the only one, you are enough - that guy in the Demon World must be unreasonable to make money. Isn't he blind to finding an agent like Ao Bing? If he makes a profit, he will not let Ao Bing give up halfway, and he will definitely be backfiring and lose money."
I said in surprise: "Are we a business war novel?"
The baby in the heaven said: "Thank you all today, especially Pipi, who did a good job!"
Pipi wagged her tail hard at me, and I found a 10-yuan dollar bill from the drawer and threw it and said, "Reward you!" Pipi was so happy that I exchanged this US dollar bill with a friend who came back from the United States many years ago, just for freshness. My relationship with him was not as good as taking money casually, so it was exchanged at the exchange rate at that time - then the US dollar exchange rate against the RMB was still 1 to 7 points.
The baby from heaven, Leng Ding, said: "Nezha, you obviously have the opportunity to take action, why did you let Ao Bing run away?"
Nezha was stunned and silent for a moment: "If I took action at that time, Ao Bing would be seriously injured even if he didn't die. I don't want to increase the hatred between me and the old Dragon King."
Lu Dongbin said, "You still care about this? If there weren't four heavenly kings outside the South Heaven Gate, you even killed Ao Guang together. I think you were just soft-hearted."
Nezha sighed and said, "Maybe you are right, I don't understand why this is. Since that incident, I have gradually lost the intention to kill. Even if a villain offends me first, I have no intention of seeing them as much as they do, and I always feel that I have no interest."
Lu Dongbin said, "It's related to your father? I heard that there was a disagreement between you father and son because of this incident. Are you disappointed?"
Nezha shook his head and said, "My father and I are fine now."
I carefully held the soldering iron and ironed the paper car, hoping that at least it would be ravaged by my soles and looked 80% new...
Nezha glanced at everyone in the room with a strange look, and suddenly said, "Doll, have I collected enough emotional coins from returning to heaven?"
The baby in the heaven said, "Enough!"
Nezha said, "Then... I want to leave tonight."
The baby in the heaven said, "So fast? I thought you should at least say to Liu Laoliu, and Zhao Qianqian, don't you say goodbye to that little girl?"
Nezha's expression was obviously stagnant, and he said slowly: "I'd better not, the military situation above is tense, my father can't support it. I'll go there for a while in the evening and maybe there will be changes."
The room fell silent for a moment, and no one knew what to say.
I mechanically ironed the car and said silently: "You don't want to stay with us for a while?"
Nezha started to sting, "No..."
I forced a smile and said, "Yes, you are not afraid. Brother Qiang said he would take good care of you, but he ended up suffering for more than a month when he sent you to a place like school."
Nezha hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, don't say that, I...I..." His eyes turned red and said, "To be honest, this period of time is the happiest time I have. If I have any choice, I would rather be a mortal in the world."
I turned my back and tried my best to quip, "Stop doing this, who believes it?"
"Really!" Nezha said, "I live a comfortable life here. I don't have to think about anything every day. It's simple. This is the most carefree life since I was born. Brother Xiaoqiang, I will definitely come down to see you after I win the battle."
To be continued...