When I heard this news, my friends and I were shocked...

People in the Demon World? What is that? I am full of the "Terminator" series now. This movie is summed up in one sentence: The Savior must die! Although the Savior did not die in the end, it was because of the protection of a man like Schwarzenegger (although the first one was a bad guy), and in the first one, the Savior was just a little boy. There are almost no restrictions on the grading of American movies, but the bottom limit is that there is no scene of child abuse. In other words, even if the protagonist protects the Savior, the director will jump out and smash the villain to death at the last moment. After all, it is a movie. I am a young and middle-aged man living in reality, and a vulgar otakus servile street writer. My image is most suitable for the hatred of the audience at the beginning of the movie...

I grabbed Liu Laoliu and said, "Who has come down?"

Liu Laoliu said: "I can't confirm for the time being, and I don't know where he landed, but Lao Yan could clearly feel the other party's demonic aura."

I said, "Why can only Lao Yan feel it?"

Liu Laoliudao: "It has something to do with his identity."

I wondered, "By the way, I have always forgotten to ask you, who is Lao Yan?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Have you guessed his identity yet? Who can burn a car for you?"

I was not sure, "My son?" I said in surprise, "Damn, Lao Yan won't have my future son, right?"

Lao Yan fell into the watermelon...

Liu Laoliu lit up my forehead and said, "You are really trying to die. Lao Yan is King of Yama, which is what you call King of Yama!"

"Wow!" I jumped to a place more than 3 meters high, and fell down and sprained my ankle, "No way?"

Liu Laoliu said: "What do you think?"

I rushed to Lao Yan and clasped my hands together and said, "You are guilty and sinful. If you don't remember the villain's fault, you will think that I am farting. I will apologize to you."

Liu Laoliu said dissatisfiedly: "I haven't seen you respect me so much."

I glared at him and said, "It is better to take charge of the county magistrate now. I will fall into his hands sooner or later. What farmers fear the most is the village chief. What the governor is responsible for him?"

Lao Yan waved his hand and said, "Don't blame anyone who doesn't know, don't be polite."

I grabbed Lao Yan's hand and said, "Master Yan, I'll ask you something, is my great-grandfather doing well in your place?"

"What's your great-grandfather's name?"

"It seems to be called Zhen Huan in the family tree."

Lao Yan shook my hand away and said, "When I was free, I picked up thousands of people a day. How could I know who your great grandfather is - can you mayor call out the name of everyone in the city?"

"Uh...yes."

Lao Yan said: "But I have the impression of the unforgivable people. Without your great grandfather, I would probably have been reincarnated long ago."

"Oh, that's good, that's good."

Liu Lao Liudao: "Precisely because Lao Yan often stays in the underworld, he is more sensitive to demonic energy. It is already a fact that someone in the Demon World falls. But I don't know what the situation is, whether this person was defeated by our people or he took the initiative to investigate the situation. However, there is one thing you can rest assured. Since he has come to the human world, his magic power will also be invalid, so you don't have to be too scared."

"Fart! What if I meet a martial arts master like Nezha?" I grabbed Lao Yan's hand and shook it hard, "Master Yan, burn a gun for me, or an electric baton is fine."

Lao Yan smiled and said, "No, I will burn things for you and become your son."

"Can I be your grandson?"

"That's not OK. You haven't seen the power of thunder."

Liu Laoliu said: "I will let Xiao Lu protect you 24 hours a day."

I looked at Lu Dongbin and said, "Can Brother Bin fight?"

Liu Laoliudao: "That's what Xiao Lu said, who is also a famous sword immortal in the heavens."

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "In this way, if someone is embarrassed by you, I will help you hold on, try to run."

The baby in the heavenly realm said: "If we can't check him if the people in the demon world fall?"

Liu Laoliudao: "Unless you and Lao Yan face to face, I won't recognize you or I."

Liu Xiaoliu said while gnawing on the watermelon: "Dad, someone wants to recognize me as his goddaughter, do you agree?"

Liu Laoliu frowned and said, "Did you know the rich old man when you meet in a blind date?"

I quickly said, "It's not what you thought--" I said about Liu Xiaoliu's rescue of Director Hu, glanced at him and said, "Just like your daughter now, which rich old man dares to have a bad idea?"

"So that's how it is." Liu Lao Liu slapped his thigh and said, "Then why don't you agree?"

Liu Xiaoliudao: "I'm afraid you're unhappy."

Liu Laoliu said: "You child is so mean. We are in trouble now. If you have such convenient conditions, you won't make good use of them. You will agree to see him next time."

"Oh." Liu Xiaoliu responded.

Lao Yan said: "I heard from Xiao Lu that you still want to do magic today?"

The baby in the heaven said: "Yes, we have figured out how to earn emotional coins and send Nezha to help."

Liu Laoliu said to me: "Well, the idea is good, but Xiaoqiang, you have to grasp the standards."

"What scale? We are on serious programs."

Liu Laoliu said: "I didn't joke with you. You have to save enough emotional coins and get out of here at the right time. You don't really want to be a magician, right?"

"Why can't I?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Xiao Lu can't help you all the time. Sooner or later, he will return to heaven. Besides, if you really become a celebrity, there will be many inconveniences to receive our people in the future."

I muttered, "I won't be satisfied with this little treat for you-" I agree with what Liu Laoliu said. As long as Lu Dongbin left, I will be a magician immediately. Not to mention turning into goldfish, my hands trembled when I wear cotton monkeys to turn into table tennis. This magician is different from a singer. If a singer is just a song that is popular, you won't sing for you. If someone else sings for you, you can just sing it for the artist's name, just eat your life, but magic cannot be changed by others. If you don't show up for half a year, people will forget you.

I handed Lao Yan a cigarette and said, "It's always a little good to be your agent, right? Mr. Yan, can you add ten years of life to me first?"

Lao Yan said happily: "I want to live ten more years with one cigarette? If you want to be like you, don't you sell cigarettes as ginseng in the future?"

I hurriedly said, "One box is OK. If you want to like it, I still have two in my house."

Lao Yan lit a cigarette and said Lei Ran: "Actually, I don't count if I talk about lifespan."

I was surprised and said, "Whoever says what you say is the final word? Isn't there such a thing - the King of Hell asked you to die in the third update, so who dares to keep you until the fifth update?"

Lao Yan said: "As the saying goes, but I can't control the lifespan of a person at will. Everyone has their own fixed numbers in the book of life and death, for example, if you want to live thirty..."

I jumped and said, "Don't curse me!"

"Just give an example, if you can live thirty, your birthday is over, I will send a little devil to detain you, and that's what we do, to put it bluntly, we are law enforcement agencies, not legislative agencies."

"You can't abuse your power or something?"

"cannot."

I sighed and said, "It seems that Brother Yan is also the life of working."

Old Yan said in surprise: "Why did I suddenly surrender to two generations?"

Liu Laoliu said: "You can't give him any benefits. He doesn't care if you call me brother and you will give you face."

Lao Yan said: "I can help you check how many years you have for life."

I quickly waved my hand and said, "Don't, what if I'm really only thirty years old? Even if I can live to one hundred and twenty years, I will not be able to live the remaining 90 years."

Lao Yan smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang's words are really philosophical, no wonder he is a writer."

I ate a piece of watermelon and wiped my hands and said, "No, it's time to go to the show. I'll stop as you wish?"

The baby in the Heavenly Realm said: "You can't accept it yet. At least you have to persist until the finals. If you don't have enough emotional coins, you will never have such a chance again."

I said, "This is a program that can be watched nationwide. Why isn't it ten times more profitable than the 'Four Heavenly Kings Fighting Urban Management'?"

The Tianjie Baby said: "The effect is good from the scene, but who knows what it is like when broadcasting on TV? Moreover, the audience of the magic program expressed surprise at most. It was inconsistent with our five emotions. It can only be supplemented by the large amount, so you must make it up to the finals to be guaranteed."

I looked at the watch and said, "Then let's go, the traffic will be blocked on the road will be almost done."

Liu Xiaoliu stood up and said, "Dad, I'm leaving."

Liu Laoliu hugged my shoulder and sent me out of the courtyard gate and said, "In short, I'm asking you to come this time to remind you to pay attention to safety. I will give you an extra twelve words: no vines or branches, relax your mindset, and play with life."

I said, "What does it mean?"

Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "It means we don't have any benefits for you for the time being, so don't worry about it."

"you!"

Liu Lao Liu pointed at me: "But no matter whether you become an immortal or a downtrodden person in the future, our old acquaintances will definitely take care of you. If you take the high-level route now, are you afraid that we will not have the chance to repay you in the future?"

I said with a gloomy face: "Just don't take revenge at that time."

Liu Laoliu laughed and said, "It depends on yours."

I shouted, "If you don't give me tomorrow, I will make you not even live a good life now!"

Liu Laoliu pushed me out and said, "Okay, okay, you are not the mistress of a corrupt official."

...

When I arrived at the studio, the audience had changed a lot, so there were no star-chasing people to cater to my vanity that was urgently needed to be satisfied. Only the director and host were particularly enthusiastic about me and even sent me a single room to put on makeup.

The director looked at me and said, "You are still in the same outfit?"

I spread my hands and said, "I changed into a pair of big shorts."

The director waved his hand and said, "Okay, it's up to you tonight. As long as you don't perform well, there will be no other contestants."

I asked, "Didn't that hot girl and the perfect combination come?"

The director said: "The lottery draw will be tomorrow. If it weren't for you, the show tonight would be almost garbage time, so please."

I nodded, feeling a little disappointed, and I still hope to see the hot girl and the perfect combination.

Tonight, I competed with me with two other championships that were not decided in the show. In addition to the other three champions with less popularity, there are six people with me, four of whom performed magic. This time I was ranked third.

After the show started, I started to feel a little absent-minded. Although it was a semi-final, today's competition is much worse than yesterday, in terms of the contestants' status, audience performance, and judges' comments. Even if I didn't show up yesterday, I was a little excited because everyone was unanimously optimistic about Wang Yisan. With this psychological expectation, and I broke the expectations, the climax continued, the audience was ignited, and the judges were stimulated, so there were classic scenes.

Today's audience had the mentality of completing the task. The judges were overjoyed yesterday and were all weak. The competition process was a draw of six contestants, three winners entered the next round, and then each performed a program. In the end, the judges selected the top two to advance to the finals. The draw of my contestant was also a magic show. He also had the habit of judging people by his appearance. Seeing that I was sitting in the corner without even having a decent performance uniform, I thought I was sure to win, so he was behind me. I went on stage and turned into a goldfish, and his face suddenly became very bad.

The judges also knew that I would be left to advance no matter what. Especially when Zong Beilu saw that I listened to his advice with kindness, he gave full marks. Not to mention that even if it was an old bottle of old wine, the scene was still lively after I turned into a goldfish.

I successfully entered the second round. I didn't plan to play poker again on the second show. One was because I was not in the mood. The other was that the host described the difficulties they cleaned up yesterday. So he simply borrowed the program of the young magician and performed a card stealing in a regular poker. However, this time before I opened the card, I asked the host to broadcast tonight's instant sports lottery lottery live on the big screen. As soon as the last number was released, I immediately opened the glass cover. The playing card said the winning number for tonight. The audience was slightly excited.

The result was that in the last part, the judges praised the other two contestants and gave me the highest score together. I got the ticket to the finals without any danger.

This game is not a good thing for me and the Tianjie Doll. Without a strong opponent, the game is boring and difficult to arouse the audience's emotions. Our profits will naturally drop sharply. Fortunately, the hot girl and the perfect combination both entered the finals in the next day's game, which will inevitably be a gripping game.

The finals date is scheduled for more than half a month, and will be broadcast live nationwide at that time.
Chapter completed!