Chapter 56 "The Great Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons"(1/2)
I held this golden lump, full of joy and gratitude, gold, this is a good thing!
Lu Dongbin said: "Gold is still valuable now?"
"Value! Valuable!" I hurriedly said.
"Then exchange money quickly, what are you waiting for?"
"Uh, Brother Bin has some money?"
Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "Since you have come to the world, then just have a lot of fun and no need to use money to open the way? I understand all this."
I wondered, "Isn't Brother Bin the game?"
Lu Dongbin said: "The so-called game, that is, to make everyone look up to you, it can be called a game. I was wearing a broken Taoist uniform and was rolled everywhere. Is it called a game? That's called wandering!"
"Puff—Brother Bin is still more open-minded than me."
Lu Dongbin sighed: "Isn't that the case in the world? You spend a lot of money and you are happy, others are happy, why do you have to pretend to be poor and arouse people? We don't think we are pretentious. Of course, if you really meet the kind of person who falls into the eyes of money, I have some way to cure him!"
After a moment of words, Lu Dongbin immediately became my idol. Brother Bin is so cool!
But I was a little difficult to use this gold lighter. To be honest, I was a little unsure of the quality of this thing. There were places where gold exchanged were everywhere. Banks accepted it, and gold shops accepted it. I was not at ease wherever I went. If this thing was fake, I would definitely be blacklisted. But if it was real, I was afraid that they would lie to me. Gold was very strange and magical, heavy and soft, and it was as practical as stainless steel. But it was a good product of society. If you have gold, you have to be in human society, so that it can reflect its value. If it is in the wilderness, it is not as good as a steamed bun. In the end, many treasure-hunting martial arts novels are all villains guarding a bunch of gold and living alone? It really has allegorical meaning! So I have to cash out as soon as possible.
After thinking about it, Leng Ding thought of someone - Brother Feng. Didn’t he just make trouble for these things? According to our “friendship” and experience of dealing with each other, he shouldn’t lie to me.
"Let's go and exchange money with your brother."
Liu Xiaoliu went to find Wang Fang as his companion again. I temporarily found Lu Dongbin to go out and drove straight to Brother Feng’s teahouse with the baby in the heaven.
Along the way, Lu Dongbin looked at the street intently. I thought he was attracted by some high-tech. After watching for a long time, Lu Dongbin said to me happily: "The girls nowadays are dressed in unrestrained enough, hahahaha." He looked all the way.
"Brother Bin... like this tune?"
"Who doesn't like it?" He gave me a very philosophical Zen idea. Unfortunately, September has already withered in our northern city, and Lu Dongbin has not caught up with the best month.
When we arrived at the place, I took Lu Dongbin and just walked into the teahouse. The guys were all extremely alert. We sat on a table. The third brother trotted to meet him, nodded and bowed, "Brother Qiang is here to drink something this time--" Then he added carefully, "Or or something to smash?"
I smiled and said, "I'm here to have a tea this time, where are your brother Feng?"
"Go immediately--" The third brother kicked the man next to him, "Why don't you hurry up and make our best tea for Brother Qiang?"
The guy was confused and said, "What kind of tea is our best?"
"It's just one or two for 15 yuan!"
I added: "I want the mineral water that costs 10 yuan."
The third brother smiled and said, "We are all 10 yuan in water." Brother Feng didn't lie to me last time...
The third brother was careful to serve us to drink tea, and did not dare to ask me what was wrong. After a while, Brother Feng ran in angrily and scolded the guy: "How come you offend that plague god?"
I waved my hand and said, "I'm not offending, I'm here."
Brother Feng was startled and saw that the teahouse was still intact. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief, sat next to me and said with a smile: "Brother Qiang isn't busy today?"
I said, "I have something on my hand. How much is it worth?" As I said that, I threw the lighter over. Brother Feng bent over carefully to catch it, and then shouted, "It's golden!"
"Brother Feng still has some vision."
Brother Feng looked at the lighter carefully and finally concluded: "I dare not say whether it is pure gold or not, but it is definitely a good thing. Where did Brother Qiang get it?"
"Don't worry about what you got, how much money you can kill?"
"Brother Qiang means..."
"I plan to sell it to you."
Brother Feng suddenly looked bitter: "Brother Qiang, I don't have such a big appetite."
"Stop pretending, you can play with diamonds, and you can't eat gold - are you afraid that I will cheat you? In this way, you can find someone to test the quality first, so you should do as much as you should, and don't lose money."
Brother Feng's face then calmed down a little, and handed the lighter to his third brother and said, "Go."
After a while, the third brother ran in, respectfully placed the lighter on the table and said, "Brother Feng, you have a thousand gold coins, no problem!"
Brother Feng said: "Which is gold?"
"The cotton core, flint, screws, and interfaces are all gold!"
Brother Feng picked it up and looked at it for a long time in disbelief and said, "This thing is really good." He took out his lighter, replaced the cotton core flint, and wiped it, and then he pulled it off.
I can't wait to ask: "How much is it worth?"
The third brother said, "Brother Qiang, you are this thing..."
Brother Feng glared at him and said, "How do you speak?"
The third brother quickly changed his tone and said, "Your thing..." Then he realized it was wrong, and I smiled and said, "You tell me, I just understand the meaning."
"Ahem, this thing is worth more than 90,000 based on the current gold price and grams."
"More than 90,000?" Lu Dongbin pointed!
Brother Feng thought I was too little, so he hurriedly said, "But the processing fee must be calculated as money. Just like the general gold nuggets, the processing fee for grinding shapes must float up to a distance of more than ten or twenty percent. Although your lighter is not very fine, it is worthwhile to be able to process to this level."
"How much is that?"
Brother Feng stammered: "Hehe, it's hard to say."
I said, "How about selling you for 100,000 yuan?"
Brother Feng said: "Then we will take a big advantage."
Lu Dongbin said on the side: "Then let it be. Since they are all friends - but your tea is really not very good!"
Brother Feng looked at me tentatively and said, "My elder brother has spoken, so that's it."
Brother Feng patted his third brother hard: "Why don't you give Brother Qiang some money?"
Lu Dongbin looked at the guys sitting or pausing around him, and said, "I think you are not a serious place to buy or sell, right?"
Brother Feng smiled and said, "If you don't tell lies in front of a real person, you're just cheating on some small money."
Lu Dongbin nodded: "When you encounter a cunning person, you can punish the big things in small ways. Don't bully the good, otherwise I will not give up with you."
Brother Feng looked at me in confusion and said, "Is this big brother who makes us... black and black?"
I smiled and said, "You should make some good tea and do business seriously. My elder brother can't stand the wrong ways."
Brother Feng sighed and said, "I can see that as long as there is Brother Qiang in this world, it will be in chaos!" He leaned over and said carefully, "You did the plague village that day, Brother Qiang, right?"
Of course I can't admit it: "Didn't it be said on TV? I've been thundered."
Brother Feng looked at me ambiguously and said, "That's a coincidence, hehe."
"What do you mean by looking at me like this? Am I a Thunder Doll?"
Brother Feng raised his hand and sweared: "Anyway, I didn't tell anyone about what happened that day." He whispered, "I heard that Brother Zhan was already scared and was confused now. The Zhan family is looking for someone to investigate."
I rolled my eyes and said, "It has nothing to do with me."
After a while, the third brother walked in with a paper bag and pretended to pour it onto the table: "Brother Qiang, please click."
I waved my hand and said, "No need, I believe you."
When I walked forward, I heard Brother Feng ask the third brother in a low voice: "You really counted it, right?"
The third brother whispered: "I counted it clearly. Just in case I even stuffed 200 yuan into it."
...
When I went out, I handed the wallet to Lu Dongbin and said, "Brother Bin, the money is ready."
Lu Dongbin said without looking at him: "I said it was for you. I'll just get it with you with money?"
"Hehe, this is so embarrassed."
I earned 100,000 in the morning, and my GDP exceeded my historical peak. What is a golden finger? Didn’t I come from Lu Dongbin’s turn of stones into gold? I decided to entertain the God of Wealth.
"Brother Bin, where do you want to go to the afternoon?"
Lu Dongbin touched his long hair and said, "Fitting my hair first is too eye-catching and very hot."
Lu Dongbin's hair was black, thick and dense, unlike most people of his age who were sparse and desolate. I took him to the most famous hair salon in the city. Hairdressers were used to big scenes. Seeing Lu Dongbin's long hair fluttering, they didn't think it was strange, and asked, "How do you want to repair it?"
As soon as Lu Dongbin opened his mouth, I almost squirted: "Get me a moxie fucked head."
The hairdresser said: "How about shaving you on both sides and having a long braid in the middle. This is popular now. How stunned is the pure Moxie dry head?"
Lu Dongbin looked back at him and said, "Hey, the young man is quite insightful, just as you said."
The hairdresser started working. This hairdresser had more than 20 desks. In front of each desk, there was a small TV for customers to watch while doing their hair. This point was not very busy. Half of the hairdressers watched TV on their chairs, and I found that they watched almost the same desk.
It is the province's satellite video channel. It looks like a talent show variety show. The lower left side of the screen is labeled as "Miscellaneous Magic Platter". The judges are four celebrities in the literary and artistic circles. Some of the contestants performed acrobatics in teams, and some showed off magic. Then the judges commented. After one round, the judges scored the top three. The remaining two contestants with lower scores were eliminated by the audience according to the scorer. The four contestants continued to compete in two groups until the champion of this issue was selected.
I had always scoffed at such programs, but after looking at them, I found it quite interesting. The so-called miscellaneous magic seems to refer to acrobatics and magic. These two arts originally originated from the folk. Most of the contestants also have a strong grassroots atmosphere, play tricks, and perform wonderfully to win the hall. The meticulous performances were also very happy to be complained by the judges. Magic was completely popular a few years ago, and acrobatics are also considered the national treasure of China. Now, when we work together to make a program, it unconsciously makes people look forward to it. No one knows what the contestants below want to perform. Moreover, this kind of mixed style is also very eye-catching, and the highlights are still satisfying.
The hairdresser who cut Lu Dongbin's hair was working his hair while watching TV music, and also discussed with the people next to him who could advance. Lu Dongbin said dissatisfiedly: "Brother, be serious."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The hairdresser quickly adjusted her mind.
I asked the hairdresser: "When will this show start broadcasting?"
The hairdresser said in surprise: "Brother, you don't usually watch TV, right? It's very popular recently! It's been broadcast for almost a month."
To be continued...