Chapter 36 The White Haired Witch
Thinking about the happy days in the future with the Heavenly Doll, I suddenly thought of a question: "Why didn't you notice it when I called before?"
The Heavenly Doll said, "I wonder, maybe it's because no one who talked to you before was emotional?"
I was sweating a little. Why are the people who talk to me so desperate?
At this time, Liu Xiaoliu shouted in the study again: "Xiaoqiang, this time it has changed again!"
I walked impatiently and said, "It's system news again, you're almost crazy." Pipi stared at the money in my hand and followed me with a look.
When I went to the computer, I was shocked. This time it was not a system message. There were already 7 people following Liu Xiaoliu, and there were as many as 13 private messages. I clicked it and saw that most of the content was "Is the person in the photo you?" "Haha, was it p-edited?" "Are you here to make fun of it?" Everyone seemed unacceptable and joking. As for those 7 followers, they might not have any kindness.
No wonder, the photos taken by those women who were seeking marriage were the same, with their eyeshadows on them and their eyes were watery at the camera. All ages were like this. Only Liu Xiaoliu's photo was particularly eye-catching, and his appearance was even more prominent. Looking at the trouble-making, the people who sent the message might not be ridiculous.
The baby in the heaven suddenly said, "Hey, I received the joy."
I wondered, "Who is happy?"
The baby in the heaven sighed: "Xiaoqiang, it seems we have succeeded."
I immediately realized that this was the performance of someone after seeing Liu Xiaoliu's photo. Perhaps because I filled out the information about Liu Xiaoliu, we were happy, but I and the baby in the heaven are a little happy. As our friend, Liu Xiaoliu is already ridiculously ugly. In addition to feeling the light on his face, we feel quite stressed...
Liu Xiaoliu asked me anxiously: "Is anyone interested in me?" She was not used to looking at words on the computer screen.
I deleted all the messages and said to her, "Not yet." Fortunately, the blind date website is not a forum, so I cannot comment on someone, otherwise Liu Xiaoliu would have to be artificially pinned.
I said to Liu Xiaoliu: "You go to bed first, there is really someone who contacts you and you can see it tomorrow."
"Oh." Liu Xiaoliu left reluctantly.
The Heavenly Doll said: "No matter what, I should congratulate you."
"How many emotional coins have you collected?"
"There is almost less than one, and the emotion of Le was originally derived from joy. The ratio of conversion emotion coins is not high, and there are too few people."
I suddenly had a whim and said, "You said that the novels I wrote can absorb emotional coins?"
The baby in the heaven pondered for a moment and said, "It seems that the success rate should be very high at present, why not give it a try?"
I scratched my head and said, "Now Xiaoqiang No. 2 and Sadako are watching the lake in Qinghai, so there must be a stalk that can be used to test it, right?"
The baby in the heavenly world also pondered: "Yes, the plot is very plain now, and it is not easy to find a joke." It quickly said, "If you have it, let's start with Sadako."
"How to get it?"
"Don't Sadako's long hair fluttering? I'll let her cut her hair, this piece will definitely make you laugh."
I said distressedly, "What's ridiculous about cutting hair?"
"You think, why is Sadako scary at the beginning? Isn't it because she used her hair to cover her face? You will feel scared only when she hangs her long white hair behind you. If you shave like Guo Donglin, would you still be scared?"
I sneered: "It's quite a comparison, but why does Sadako need to cut her hair?"
The baby in the Heavenly Realm said: "It's glued with chewing gum - it's stuck on the train, and there's no place to wash it. There's a mint smell everywhere you go, so you can only cut it after getting off the train."
I said resentfully: "Do you think readers will feel disgusting or ridiculous first?"
"It depends on your skill. Anyway, if I want me to write, I will definitely make readers amuse me. Why don't I say you're hitting me?"
"Bah, I'll be a gunman for you?" I moved my fingers and prepared to start drying. Pipi sniffed around my feet. I picked it up and put it in the living room, closed the door and started typing.
Xiaoqiang No. 2 and Sadako continued to have an ambiguous relationship during a short trip. Sadako got into the car and fell asleep. She leaned against the backrest of the train. Her long hair faintly covered her fair face. Her long eyelashes trembled slightly with the impact of the train and the railway tracks. Xiaoqiang No. 2 couldn't help but kissed her secretly. Sadako giggled and wanted to avoid it, and then it was a tragedy. She found that her hair was stuck to the backrest by a piece of mint-smelling chewing gum...
The baby in the heaven smiled and said, "It's interesting, Xiaoqiang, you are still quite talented."
I said seriously: "Don't talk!"
Xiaoqiang No. 2 lost rice when he stole the chicken. He hurriedly used a tissue to wipe Sadako's hair. It would be fine if he didn't wipe it. As soon as he wiped Sadako, he suddenly turned into a mint-smelling white-haired witch. Sadako almost collapsed. After getting off the bus, he cut his hair into the small hair salon next to the train station. The four kings of Hong Kong looked like when they first debuted...
After writing this, the chapter has been completed. The baby in the Heavenly Realm couldn't wait to say: "Send it quickly, we should reap the benefits of the fisherman."
I posted the chapters and after five minutes I refreshed them. There were four comments in the book review area, and I was unanimously laughing. The new chapter subscriptions in the background have reached nearly 1,000. Although some are automatically subscribed, the number of people who watch the updates in real time should be no less than 100.
"Did you receive the emotional coins?" I kept asking.
The doll said in confusion: "No, there is no movement at all, it's not as effective as Liu Xiaoliu on the blind date website."
I said pessimisticly: "Is she the new generation of funny goddess?" Mom Liu Xiaoliu just needs to post a book and upload photos every day, right?
The doll in the heaven murmured: "No, there must be someone laughing."
I said disappointedly: "Is your guess wrong - it was just an accident?"
"I really don't understand, please open the blind date website and take a look."
I clicked on the web page and Liu Xiaoliu's number of followers had become 12, and boring news kept coming in, but the baby in the heavenly world never received any emotional coins.
I said deflatedly, "Forget it, I'll go to the toilet first." As soon as I entered the toilet, the baby in the heavenly world shouted, "It's again, my mood is much stronger than before. Oh, I've already collected a mood coin."
I rushed out quickly: "How could this happen? Is there a delay?"
Anyway, our experiment finally succeeded! But it was a little unstable, sometimes sometimes not, and the benefits were not much. The heavenly doll stayed by the computer for more than an hour and only received 3 emotional coins. As time went by, the effect became worse and worse. We decided to continue thinking tomorrow.
The next day, when Zhao Qianqian was looking for Nezha to go to school, she handed me a thick envelope and said with a smile: "This is the rent for next year, my mother asked me to give it to you."
"Oh, then I'll send you a receipt."
Zhao Qianqian said, "No, my mother said she can trust you." This money is really strange, I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can't say that I can
As soon as the students left, Liu Xiaoliu rushed out of the bedroom: "Xiaoqiang, please help me see if anyone wants to contact me."
When I turned on the computer, Liu Xiaoliu's attention was on a sharp rise, and there were already 72!
I said indignantly: "Okay, your attention count is rising faster than my collection!"
Liu Xiaoliudao: "Do you want to meet me?"
I clicked on the private message and the majority of people who were curious were still there, but some people who were not good at character and started to curse directly, saying that we were disgusting people, and there were no one who had further contact requirements!
I deleted the text messages one by one and muttered, "You have not been together, but you have a rhythm of becoming popular."
Liu Xiaoliu laughed at himself and said, "It seems that people are judged by their appearance everywhere."
I quickly comforted her and said, "Don't be disappointed, fate is so easy to find? Your sister and Cowherd didn't find it in one day, right?"
"It was the Weaver Girl who got married to the Cowherd!"
"Oh, remember next time!"
"Besides, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl got married on the same day."
I recalled it and it was true that after the Weaver Girl descended to earth, she went to the river to take a bath with a group of sisters. You said, "Why can't you take a bath?" I chose places where there were otakus, but the Cowherd stole the clothes. You said, "If you lost your clothes, you will throw them away. Flying into the sky, the Weaver Girl was shy, afraid of being seen. In the end, it was better to fly home naked that night.
Chapter completed!