Chapter 33
After Nezha left in the afternoon, I began to clean up my house and prepare to welcome the Supreme Emperor and the Queen Mother home.
While I packed up the baby in the heavens, I directed: "Here, here, here, your house is so dirty - there are melon seeds under the sofa, I saw it!"
I said depressedly, "How did I find out that you were gloating?"
The baby in the heavenly world held back a smile and said, "I can't wait to watch the big show, and I don't know how your parents react when they see Lula."
After half an afternoon of hard work, the house looked much cleaner. I threw the rag of the temporary renovated autumn pants into the bucket and said, "There is another question, what should we eat tonight?"
“What you eat doesn’t matter.”
"What you eat doesn't matter, but I don't have money!"
The baby in the heaven said disdainfully: "You really don't understand the worldly style. Your parents are anxious to see their future daughter-in-law. Will they come back empty-handed?"
When I heard that, I couldn't help but turn my worries into joy and say, "You are still cunning."
There was a loud knock at the door while I was speaking. As I opened the door, I handed in a bundle of vegetables first: "Put the kitchen!" The Supreme Emperor and the Queen Mother finally came back!
I put the vegetables and looked back at my parents who had not met for more than half a year. My father was still so burly, but his face was a lot tanned, and his temples were a little white hair. My mother was the most ordinary middle-aged and elderly woman with a distorted figure, holding a durian in her hand, exuding a smell of smell.
I hurriedly took the opportunity and said, "Why are you buying it for?"
My mother said, "It's not for you to eat, when will your partner arrive?"
"You have to get off work."
"What job does she do?"
I said: "Nurse at the Central Hospital."
"Oh, that's good." My mother was the first to express her satisfaction with her daughter-in-law's career.
My dad pulled me on the sofa and said, "Tell me quickly, what is her family doing?"
"Her mother is a Chinese teacher, and her father seems to be an intellectual."
"Well, the family background is also good." The father rushed to express his affirmation of his in-laws.
My mother took a short rest and said, "I'll go cook, Lao Zhen, you go buy wine."
My dad asked me, "There is no white wine at home?"
My mother shouted, "I asked you to buy red wine and drink white for other girls?"
"Oh yes!" The old man ran out quickly.
My mother quickly washed and cut vegetables, prepared seasonings, chatted with me casually, but was obviously absent-minded - she would not be at ease before she saw her daughter-in-law.
My father replied in a moment, and waved at my mother with a bottle of red wine: "Is it OK to have more than 100 red wine?"
My mother complained: "Why not buy a better one?"
“This is the best wine in the supermarket.”
I quickly said, "The taste of red wine is the same as the taste of a dozen or hundreds!"
My mother glared at me and looked at her watch and said, "Ask her when she will arrive, and my food is ready."
I took out the phone and dialed it in. Lula answered it with concise words: "Go downstairs right away."
"Okay, then I'll wait for you."
My dad stabbed me: "What are you waiting for? Go and pick me up."
"Oh." I started changing my shoes. At this time, Pipi walked out of the small bedroom staggeringly, and my dad said, "Do you also have a dog?"
"Well, I picked it up on the road." I introduced to Pipi, "My parents."
Pipi shook his tail at the two elders with kindness. My father grabbed his front legs and observed for a while and said, "This bastard dog just doesn't work. He doesn't bark when he sees a stranger." Pipi immediately ignored him.
I carried the heavenly doll downstairs, and my mother smiled and said, "Oh, I'll give you a small gift when I meet, it's quite romantic."
My dad learned from his experience and lessons from buying wine and said to me: "Give me a bigger one next time!"
As soon as he left the corridor, the baby protested: "Your parents sent me out just after they came back?"
"Well, my biological child knows that he loves his son. I will give you to Lula in a while."
In the community, Lula was looking at the building numbers one by one, and I waved: "What about this!"
Lula smiled and said, "Are you still responsible for greeting me?"
"After the orders of the two elders, have you gotten off work?"
"Um."
I smiled and said, "Then I'll ask you today."
Lula waved her hand and said, "It's okay, I'm not going there today. I have to listen to my mother's nagging when I get home. I said I want to go out with you, and she's so happy."
I said, "Let's talk about it first?"
"What are you good at talking about? You know my specific situation. Except for the most important ones, aren't everything else quite normal?"
"Then where did we know each other?"
"I'm just a cafe, I'm going to go on blind dates, but the person I made an appointment didn't come, and then I met her."
I picked my thumbs up and said, "You should really write novels with your structure."
Lula said seriously: "Hey, how do I show up later? Is it a gentle lady who loves everyone or what?"
"Just show your true nature."
"Also, what purpose do you want to achieve when I come this time? Do you still feel that I am serious and unreliable and encourage you to split up with me quickly and continue to regain your freedom?"
"If I want freedom, I won't call you here-- be happy."
"Oh, then I have to remind you that you have to think about the reasons why we break up in the future. Don't recognize me as your daughter-in-law just by thinking about it, and you will be passive in the future."
The baby in the heaven said disdainfully: "So confident!"
Before we went upstairs and entered the door, my parents stood in front of the door with lightning speed. After I opened the door, they looked behind me together. I flashed and said, "I'll introduce it formally, this is Lula."
Lula walked in generously and bowed politely: "Hello uncle and aunt."
The old man and the old lady's eyes suddenly lit up, and they all asked Lula to sit down and drink water.
After sitting down, Lula said politely: "I heard from Tingqiang that your two elders usually work in other places?"
My father said restrainedly: "Yes, we ran around the construction site. I am a supervisor and my mother cooks for people." My mother pinched the old man hard.
My father quickly added: "Although I'm a little tired, I'll make a lot of money."
Lula smiled and said, "That's quite hard. Tingqiang is now quite stable. In fact, you two elders can also go home and enjoy the peace and happiness."
My parents laughed dryly and bowed their heads to say yes. The four of them sat silently for a while. My mother stood up and said, "What, I'll go cook." Lula said, "I'll go help you."
My mother pressed her hard on the sofa and said, "You sit down, how can you let you do it when you are a guest for the first time?" She said and kicked my dad, "Old Zhen, go and cut the durian open."
"Oh." Old Zhen understood and hid in the kitchen with his mother.
Lula and I smiled at each other, and it was quite cramped. After all, this is just the second time we met, so it is not easy to pretend to be intimate.
At this time, the baby in the heaven cleared his throat and said, "Come on, I'll direct the show to you - now you pretend to whisper to her, and then take the opportunity to pull her hand, remember, you can just pull it and let it go."
"Ah?" I whispered, holding its hand, "What is this?"
"It seems that you are familiar with each other."
“Is it necessary to do this?”
"Your parents must still be suspicious of your relationship. Do you think your behavior is like a couple in love?"
I glanced at the kitchen secretly, and it didn't matter when I saw it - the old man and the old lady were also looking at us sneakily.
The baby in the heaven said: "If you don't solve the problem once and for all this time, you will still have trouble in the future."
I had no choice but to pretend to be intimate and approach Lula. Lula said with some vigilance: "What are you doing?"
"I offended you." I said, touching her hand, pretending to be saying something else.
Lula also immediately understood my intention and pretended to be shy and opened my hand.
When the old man and the old lady saw this scene, she continued to work hard with a smile.
"I'm sorry for you." I whispered to Lula.
Lula smiled and said, "It's okay, you must have psychological barriers if you take advantage of me, right?" After she said this, I really felt that I had touched a man...
My mother frying and cooking in the kitchen. After a while, she set up a large table. My father asked us to serve for dinner, and asked Lula: "Can you drink some?"
Lula said, "Then let's have a small drink."
My dad poured us wine, raised his glass and said, "Come on, welcome Lula to our house."
Lula took a sip of wine and smiled, "Thank you."
"Hey, how did you meet?" Dad put down his glass and began to touch on this question that all parents must ask.
"This is not the day when I went to meet the civil servants. I didn't talk to me for a few words. At that time, Lula sat diagonally opposite me. When she talked, she also came to go on a blind date, and she met by chance." I adapted the Lula version of the acquaintance, which improved the credibility of the story.
My father said happily: "Look, blind dates are still good. Otherwise, you can meet such a good girl - it's a pity that your mother and I touched you a few more times. It seems that it's useless." My mother kicked the old man under the table with a heart-wrenching grudge...
My mother said, "Lula, we are all real people, so we can say whatever we want. I heard that your parents are both intellectuals, so they won't dislike Xiaoqiang's family background, right?"
Lula said: "No, my mother said it's enough. And Tingqiang has met my mother, and she is very satisfied."
My mother said in surprise: "Have you met? Xiaoqiang, you won't tell us about such a big thing."
My father said seriously: "Although our family's conditions are average, there is no problem with the RV. In addition to this house, there is a house downstairs that has been rented out." He began to show off his wealth and gave Lula a reassurance.
Lula smiled and said, "I like Ting Qiangren, and I also like literature. We have a very common language."
The baby in the heavens imitated Lula's tone and said, "I like literature...hum!"
My father Yixing flew away and drank the wine in a sip. Lula said softly: "Uncle, I can't drink it anymore. The wine must be stopped in time. This is also a professional habit."
The father paused, "Yes, yes, right."
After that, there was a scene of peace and joy during the meal. My parents told some interesting stories about the construction site, Lula told some jokes about the hospital, and the family was having fun. Lula and I "touched each other" from time to time, and our acting skills revealed more than 30 streets of Al Pacino and Natalie Portman...
Chapter completed!