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Chapter 276 Buddha, what are you doing

Mo Liqing's face turned red and red, and she was so angry that she said, "Leader, it seems that the marriage between Mo Yu and I cannot be delayed any more..."

I was shocked and said, "Mr. Su is pregnant?"

Mo Liqing waved his hand hard: "No, no, I think it's time to give her a title. You can't just gossip about it so unclearly. Feifei... Feifei has called me dad now."

Liu Laoliu scratched his hair and said, "Yue, why are you still thinking about it after you have been here for so long? Who should take this kind of thing as a matter? Besides, what are you afraid of if you are a man?"

Mo Liqing said awkwardly: "I still can't accept it. Mo Yu is also a traditional person. Although he didn't say it clearly, I can see that she also hopes to have a formal identity."

Liu Laoliu said: "You have thought about it, are you really willing to give up the status of the gods?"

Mo Liqing nodded.

Liu Laoliu sighed and said, "Anyone who is not a god or a god will be in danger. But you have to ask Lao Yan for this matter. Only when he uses the Life and Death Book to help you change your household registration can you be intermarried with humans openly."

Lao Yan pointed at me: "The life and death book is Xiaoqiang."

Mo Liqing took my hand and said, "Xiaoqiang..."

I hurriedly said, "Don't worry, second brother, I'm sure I have nothing to say if I can help, but I seem to remember that I have to use a judge's pen to change my race. Where can I find this thing?"

Mo Liqing looked at Lao Yan with a gaze.

I asked: "Why are life and death not together with the judge's pen?"

Lao Yan said: "I was together, but when I was down, I encountered some trouble and lost the judge's pen." I looked bitter. It was not easy to find an inconspicuous pen in this vast sea of ​​people?

Mo Liqing said worriedly: "The judge's pen will not have been destroyed, right?"

Lao Yan said: "This is not the case. The judge's pen is a thing in the underworld, so the external force of water and fire in the world cannot destroy it."

I asked, "Where did you lose?"

"This is not good. If I know where to lose it, I'll get it back long ago."

I said helplessly: "Second brother, it seems there is only one way."

Mo Liqing said: "What method?"

"You ask Lao Yan to draw a picture and ask Su Moyu to pay for money to find things. As long as the money is in place, the dog can be retrieved. The pen will not be wandering around the streets, right?"

Lao Yan waved his hand and said, "The judge's pen looks like an ordinary brush. Besides, you made the city wind and rain known by the demons. Wouldn't we be bound by ourselves? Who knows that it fell into a hole in a ditch?"

I said helplessly: "What should I do?"

Lao Yan said: "Now I will tell you a way to remember it. The judge's pen is extremely yin and cold. It remains unchanged in the human world. It is most obvious when the climate warms up. Wherever you see, it suddenly becomes extremely cold. Most of the judge's pen is there!"

I said, "Why don't you tell me in the summer?"

Lao Yan said: "Summer is not the best time. Now there are air conditioners everywhere, and there is a cool place that cannot attract attention. Moreover, the judge's reaction is the most intense when the temperature changes, and the beginning of spring is about to begin. This is a great opportunity."

"Real Spring?" I nodded and said to Mo Liqing, "When spring is warm, your good day will come!"

Mo Liqing grabbed my hand and thanked me for his repeated instructions, and then he took Su Moyu to say goodbye to us.

Liu Laoliudao: "Xiaoqiang, you have to pay attention to the matter of finding a judge. Don't think that it's just helping Mo Liqing, but actually helping us."

I said wonderingly: "What do you want the judge's pen to do?"

Lao Yan interrupted, "Do you know why the demons have never dared to do anything?"

"What's the meaning?"

Lao Yan said: "They know your residence, why haven't they caused you troubles?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Even if you don't have to fight the bayonet every time, you can stuff paper into your keyhole every few days. If you hit your glass in the middle of the night, it's enough for you to drink a pot, but why didn't they do this?"

I hesitated and said, "Probably because...their bottom limit is higher than yours?"

Lao Yan said: "Of course not, it is precisely because we have the life and death book and the judge's pen in our hands!"

I said, "They are either demons or demons. As the masters on the other side, I'm afraid you, the King of Hell, can't control others, right?"

Lao Yan said: "I can't control them when they are alive. What if they die?"

Liu Laoliudao: "They will stay well without any troubles, naturally they will not be troubled by birth, old age, sickness and death. But now is the war period. If the Nine Spirit Yuansheng dies, who will he take care of?"

I held my chin and said, "It seems... it's up to you-" I jumped, "Then it's a big fucking battle. Wouldn't you just kill them with the life and death book?"

Lao Yan said: "I said that the book of life and death cannot determine when a person dies."

I thought for a while and said, "I understand that the official is the official after all. Although the demons make trouble with you, they will still be under your control after they die. So without the certainty of winning or killing with one blow, they dare not make a rash move! It's like you are in a lawsuit with a mobile phone signal service provider. Unless you can sue it at once, you will just wait to arrears every day."

Lao Yan said, "That's right, they are all powerful when they are alive, but they will eventually go to the underworld when they die. When I get there, I will lift my wrist and press it a little. Even if the book of life and death states that you must be transferred to a beast, whether it is a pig or a giant panda, it will be all up to me."

I rubbed my head and said, "I always feel that your words are bragging..."

Lao Yan said: "No!"

I suddenly said, "No, Sun Wukong was dead back then, but do you have any way to deal with him? Didn't you even rob the life and death book?"

Old Yan was silent, and Liu Laoliu smiled slightly and said, "What later? Was he pressed under the Five Finger Mountain by the Buddha for five hundred years? For five hundred years, no matter how arrogant his temperament is, it should be smoothed out. This is the power of the Buddha!"

I said disdainfully: "Wukong was pressed down at the foot of the mountain and it was not because he made a big fuss about the Hall of Yama!"

Lao Yan said, "Wrong! It was precisely because he made a big fuss in the Hall of Yama!" Lao Yan said, "In your opinion, Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Hall of Yama. Tampering with the Book of Life and Death is nothing in what he has done. In fact, this is the root cause, because he destroyed the six realms of reincarnation. If there are laws in the heavenly realm, this is the most serious criminal law!"

I said half-believingly, "Are you true?"

Liu Laoliu said in a deep voice: "Lao Yan has not lie to you, the authority of the Book of Life and Death is unquestionable. If the monkey did not tamper with the Book of Life and Death, and used him to steal peaches and kick over Laojun's furnace, these crimes were nothing more than provoking trouble. Will the Buddha suppress him for five hundred years for these things?"

I said speechlessly: "If he hadn't tampered with the life and death book, you would have been reincarnated as a giant panda, so there would be nothing that happened later."

Lao Yan said: "After all, the gods and demons in the heavenly realm also have rules to follow, and even Buddha is no exception. After saying so much, I hope you can understand the importance of the book of life and death and the judge's pen..."

I didn't listen to a word of Lao Yan's words. There was a problem that seemed to appear and appeared in my mind, but always dived in the last moment - I still felt something was wrong.

The baby saw me scratching my heart and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

I suddenly realized my mind, jumped and slapped, saying, "Hey, no! No, no, no, no!"

Everyone said, "What's wrong?"

I said, "We are so busy that we seem to have forgotten only one!"

Everyone said again: "Who?"

I said depressedly, "Buddha!" ​​I pointed at Liu Laoliu and said, "When the monkey made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, didn't you invite the Buddha Tathagata as soon as you invite me? Why are you still in rags and never complain?" I only remembered now that the gods and monsters in the Heavenly Court fought each other, which was equivalent to two gangs fighting each other for a long time. Since the small friction, I then fought hard. Now my brains have been made. As the government and violent organs, the Buddha didn't even say a word or a muddy word, and didn't even show one of them. Wang Dapeng was a mighty man in the world, but he was not a scumbag in front of the Buddha Tathagata? I should have thought of this problem long ago!
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