Chapter 274 Reunion Dinner
When we were making trouble outside, my parents also came out. A group of people were blocked in the yard. The old man and the old lady almost didn't even find her own son. My grandmother shouted in the kitchen: "Is it Lula here?"
I jumped into the kitchen and smiled and said, "Lula didn't come, I brought you a bunch of friends."
At this moment, Lu Dongbin had already entered the role and pulled a group of old men and women to say New Year greetings. My grandmother took a shovel and looked around and said, "Why didn't Lula come?"
"Don't think about Lula. It's not easy to get these people to you!" I said.
"Eat and eat—" said my father, "It's all Xiaoqiang's friends. It's rare to come to greet us on the first day of the Lunar New Year." I know that my father is better than my son. My father always gives me face in front of outsiders, and the older generation of proletariat also loves fun.
"Hey, let's do it ourselves." Lu Dongbin called Nezha to move the table and stool. Nezha helped my grandma serve food up. The old lady made seven or eight of them with just a platter. Nezha insisted on not showing her true body and went several times...
My grandfather looked at Wuyang and the whole family in Wuyang and was a little stunned and said, "I haven't seen Xiaoqiang have so many friends before."
I smiled and said, "Look at what you said, who doesn't have two friends?"
Li Jing whispered: "Is it appropriate for us to say that?"
My grandmother wiped her hands on the apron and said, "Everyone comes is a guest. Don't be polite. You eat and chat while you eat and I'll be fine soon." The old lady immediately noticed Liu Xiaoliu when she was in the crowd and smiled, "Is this girl beautiful, how old?"
Liu Xiaoliu hesitated and said, "After the New Year... I have to be 21, right?"
My mother immediately took over her mother-in-law's right to say: "Do you have a partner?"
Liu Xiaoliu said sadly: "I can't say it, it's coming."
"Why, is it a mess with your partner?" said my mother, "What kind of thing do you have to be picky to break up with a girl like you? But then again, only if you accept it seriously will it be a mess. If you follow you everything, it means the other party just wants to play with you."
Liu Xiaoliu's eyes lit up and said, "Is that so? Mother-in-law, are you all saying true?"
My dad and my grandfather immediately said very sensitively: "Mother-in-law?"
I hurriedly explained: "It's the kind of old lady-Xiao Liu, just call it aunt!" Judging from the attitude of the two old men, they still more agree with Lula they had met...
My mother continued to teach Xiaoliu: "In this love life, both of them will become like children. If you make a little sex, he will be a petite person, and you will not be able to find someone who respects each other!"
Liu Xiaoliu suddenly said cheerfully: "I borrow your auspicious words!"
My mother stared at Liu Xiaoliu and scratched her head, "Why do I feel so acquainted with this girl - and I seem to have seen you somewhere before!" That's not true. Lula had first visited our house for dinner and she and Liu Xiaoliu met in the corridor. The most important thing is that Liu Xiaoliu is still wearing her red cotton jacket so far.
My dad couldn't help asking me, "Why didn't Lula come?"
I said, "Their whole family has gone to another place to celebrate the New Year." I had to go far away, otherwise the year would not be better.
My grandfather muttered, “Why do people now run out of the country during the Chinese New Year?”
I said vaguely: "Who knows, it's fashionable."
My grandma brought the last dish and sat down and said, "Where is the nurse Lula?"
Yang Jian subconsciously said: "Central Hospital."
"Oh." My grandma didn't care, and continued, "You all know each other. That girl is very good, she works well, and she looks beautiful."
My dad blurted out, "I look second, I look like I can live a life."
My grandfather heard that his son had doubts about his aesthetics and then stopped doing it: "What does it mean to live a life? A girl looks like a good person."
My grandma supports her husband: "That's right, I see that girl is no worse than a movie star."
My mother stood on the side of her husband at a critical moment: "The movie stars are exaggerated, but they are very delicate."
My grandfather was completely dissatisfied: "Hello, you couple have served Fan Bingbing or something, the requirements are too high, right? By the way, Xiaoqiang, do you have any photos? I want to see that girl again. I have forgotten almost the same time I met her last time."
"Ah?" I was shocked and said slowly that I don't have a photo of Lula, and I can't take it out even if there are! The four elders have seen two versions of Lula - one who can live a life and the other who has a movie star. What do you do if you ask me to do?
My mother said, "Yes, show us the photos."
My grandmother also said, "Look, let's compete with Fan Bingbing."
I stammered: "Photo..."
My dad said, "You haven't been with people for so long without photos, are you?"
The table was full of people looking at me and I looked at you, and they froze for a moment. I carried the doll hard. The doll understood that this was the distress signal I sent to her. She stood up and said, "Grandpa, grandma, uncle, aunt, I'll introduce myself. My name is doll--"
My mother said perfunctorily: "Oh hello..." and then she was stunned and said, "It depends on your age and you are still in school. How did you know Xiaoqiang?"
"I..." The doll caught fire but hadn't figured out the way out, so she kept glaring at me.
At this time, Nezha calmly said: "We are all readers of Brother Xiaoqiang! We like to read the books he wrote!"
"Yes!" said the doll, "We are all his readers."
As the saying goes, "I'm not wearing anything but flattering. When I heard that my son wrote a book, the four elders were happy. My grandfather asked casually: "By the way, what is Xiaoqiang's writing?"
The baby said as many as his family: "Have you not read your grandson's book? Sadako went to his house, do you know Sadako? Oh, I don't know, it's just a foreign monster, and then the female Fahai appeared. Both the foreign monster and the female Fahai fell in love with your grandson, and the two women started fighting!" She is not familiar with her, and the subsequent plot is basically the co-creation of our two.
My grandfather widened his eyes and said, "Then you can't let foreign monsters take advantage!"
My grandma said in confusion: "What you are talking about is the content in the novel, right?"
I whispered: "Anyway, it's almost the same. My country's monsters are so shattered!"
My mother suddenly asked the doll vigilantly: "You are not staying at home during the New Year, and you are following a book writer to run around?"
"Uh..." The doll knew that her age was a flaw and didn't know how to deal with it.
Li Jing said: "She is my niece. She usually likes to read Xiaoqiang's books. She takes her out to play during the Chinese New Year."
"Oh." My dad asked, "Where is this little brother working?"
Now it was Li Jing's turn to catch him blindly. If he had no job at his age, he would definitely be regarded as a second-rate person, but he didn't know what to say for a while.
Nezha said: "My father is the director of a company's security department." As the general of Chen Tangguan, his work nature is similar.
My dad suddenly said, "Oh, security guard." The old man worked on the construction site for a lifetime, and naturally understood this name very thoroughly. He glanced at Yang Jian again, and Yang Jian immediately raised his hand and said, "I am a biological species. After the New Year, I will go to ** to find new species!"
My dad nodded with satisfaction: "This young man is so good at seeing that. Take your postgraduate entrance examination slowly. The room is hot. Take your headband first." Yang Jian was wearing a headband that was "postgraduate entrance examination" on his head.
Lu Dongbin introduced himself without waiting for others to ask, "I am in charge of some travel matters, and our Lu Zu Temple is under my control."
Seeing that the meal was in danger, I quickly turned on the TV to divert everyone's attention. As a result, one of the classic dramas that must be broadcast during festivals - "Journey to the West". At this moment, Sun Wukong had just finished making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and was competing with Erlang Shen for various changes. Later, the sky dog was about to be plotted against Sun Wukong as soon as he got on.
My grandfather glanced and said without saying a word, "You said that Erlang Shen is also from a difficult background, and he actually helped others to mess with monkeys. Isn't this stupidity?"
Yang Jian was stunned, and I quickly said, "System, isn't this assimilated by the system?"
My grandfather curled his lips and said, "If I want to see him, I have to ask him in person what he thinks!"
My grandma photographed the old man: "What nonsense?"
Yang Jian said depressedly: "Xiaoqiang is right, he is assimilated by the system."
My grandfather laughed: "You are like Erlang Shen. I think you are only two of Erlang Shen left!"
Yang Jian silently put down the chopsticks and said, "Why... I'll leave first?"
Lu Dongbin gloated and said, "The old man didn't target you, and he didn't know that you were just two...haha."
I quickly changed to another station. This time, I was acting in "The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea". My grandfather pointed his chopsticks and said happily: "This is good."
Lu Dongbin also showed off: "See, who is the god that ordinary people like to hear?"
Then my grandfather said again: "This Lu Dongbin is also interesting. He and Xiangu are not clear about it, but they just pretend to be confused when they understand."
Yang Jian sang a loud voice, and Lu Dongbin said resentfully: "Why don't we go together?"
Chapter completed!