Gao Xing waved his hand to stop the applause, scanned the seats and said, "Du Zhiyu, go to the third row empty seat, Li Xiaozha and Zhao Qianqian."

Zhao Qianqian's original deskmate packed his schoolbag and sat in the third row, and Nezha sat next to Zhao Qianqian, which this time attracted the envy of a group of boys.

Gao glared and clapped his hands, "I welcome a famous writer from our city to speak to you." This time she took the lead in applauding, and the students agreed. Nowadays, the children have seen the world. There are many famous writers and scholars. When you go to the mall to buy a pair of shoes, you can meet a few people who sign and sell books there, not to mention the title of "the city".

I walked up to the podium in fear. By the way, I almost never had the chance to step on this place when I went to school. I also went up to read compositions and was a scam. It was a terrible thing to make me give a speech - it would definitely not be the mental outlook if I made me coax off the stage.

I reached into my pocket and said, "What did you ask me to say?"

The baby in the heaven said, "Tell me a joke first."

"Uh..." I pondered, "I'll give you a brain teaser first. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, and the eldest son is called Damao and Ers son Ermao..."

"The third brother is called Xiao Ming!" Before I could finish speaking, the audience shouted in unison.

I was sweating, and the heavenly doll laughed and said, "Are you a cold joke?"

After shouting, the students stared at me with disdain. If they weren't there, they would have had to make a fuss. Even so, a few boys whispered: "Go down--"

I deliberately said with a stern face: "Don't mess with me, my pen name is Long Aotian!"

At this moment, the whole class finally burst into laughter, and I could hear that it was kind-hearted.

Gao Xing didn't know where the joke was, and said with a confused look on his face: "Is this name very powerful?"

I said, "Don't look down on me, after all, I am qualified to stand here to scold you, you can only stand here to check."

Another burst of laughter.

The baby in the heavenly world said excitedly: "Start to accept the mood of joy, come on, Xiaoqiang, and you're getting better."

I said, "Don't think you will be better than me in the future. You should know that 90% of what you learn now are useless."

Gao Xing couldn't help but say, "Ah?"

The students were still thinking about this sentence, but people laughed again.

Zhao Qianqian said: "It's exaggerating, I think it's about 80%."

Gao glared at her: "Raise your hand before speaking, sit down for me."

I smiled and said, "Then let's start with Chinese. What do you think is the greatest use of learning Chinese?"

A small girl in the first row said, "Look at books and newspapers."

"The answer is mostly half but not completely. The biggest use of learning Chinese knowledge is to read books, newspapers and fill out forms, such as bank forms and neighborhood committee forms. So if Chinese is not good, you will only be a person without money or status in the future, and the consequences are very serious!"

Gao Xing was teaching Chinese, and he couldn't help but nodded happily when he heard this.

I changed my words and said, "Even if you want to be a bad person, I can't even wash my money if I don't have good Chinese literature!"

Gao Xing: "Huh?"

I said quickly, "But can you fill out the form now?"

The students said one after another: "Yes."

"So, you basically don't have to learn Chinese anymore now. Remember to teach you the Chinese teacher. That's your enlightenment teacher. It's important to learn Chinese well, but you don't have to learn it thoroughly. What you write behind the public toilet door is definitely not good things, and everyone knows this."

"Hahahaha--" The students looked at Gao Xing and smiled exaggeratedly.

The baby in the heaven said: "Continue, oh, I discovered a new way to get rich!"

In order to give Gao Jinyan a face, I added: "Of course, the person who adds icing on the cake is also great." Gao Jinyan's face then calmed down.

Someone shouted: "Is it important to learn mathematics?"

"It's very important. You went to the bank to fill out the form and sent 1,000 yuan to someone else. As a result, you gave 10,000 yuan to the bank. Who would you ask for? Anyway, it's not reliable to ask for a bank to make sense."

"We are not that stupid yet!" Someone protested.

"So, you know what I'm talking about - it's very important to learn mathematics, there's no need to learn it well, just don't be a sucker. So, which math teacher do you think is the most important?"

"First!" This time the students learned without a teacher.

The baby in the Heavenly Realm said: "I found that your speech is suitable for kindergarten!"

I ignored it and continued, "Physical and chemistry are the same. Do you believe it or not. Some of you have to ask someone to help you change the lamp tube after you learn the circuit again? What about chemistry? Knowing that salty salt is sodium chloride is enough, unless you want to be a drugmaker in the future, let alone English. When you meet foreigners, you will say 'good belly' and 'Mufa' oil'. You can't even ask the toilet when you go abroad. Of course, more than half of you don't have the chance to go abroad."

I praised and criticized every subject they studied one by one. It was so irresponsible. When it came to being happy, the students were almost rebelling with me. The laughter in the middle never stopped.

Gao Xing seemed to have reached the critical point of collapse. I saw that she was planning to drive me down and said hurriedly: "Actually, I said these are just from the most pragmatic perspective. The charm of any subject in this world is not the subject itself, but the way of thinking. Therefore, students should not be biased when they have enough brains. The most eye-catching thing is that if you get a good score in the college entrance examination, you can take many detours than others."

Gao Xing let out a long sigh.

When I left the podium, the applause was unprecedentedly warm. I blinked at Zhao Qianqian and sent out of the classroom by Gao Xing. Gao Xing closed the door, and the flesh on his face jumped and said, "Are you here to ruin my future?" If I weren't for the prospective son-in-law she was optimistic about, she would have fought with me long ago.

I smiled and said, "Didn't I bring it back to you in the end?"

Gao glared and said, "Anyway, you don't want to go to my stage in the future." She asked me, "You are still satisfied if I arrange Zhao Qianqian and your cousin together, right?"

"Very good, it makes you worry."

Gao Xing looked puzzled and said, "To be honest, if Zhao Qianqian is your niece, what should she call Li Xiaozha?"

I was confused for a moment and said casually: "Anyway, they are close relatives, so they can't get married!"

High stare: "..."

...

After leaving school, the baby in the heaven said, "Congratulations to Xiaoqiang, this speech received a total of 59 emotional coins!"

There are 61 people in Zhao Qianqian's class. I murmured: "Damn, there are two people who don't laugh!"

The baby in the heaven said: "We will follow this idea in the future and give speeches in crowded places. We can no longer be passive."

I said, "Also talk? You almost strangled me to death if you didn't look at Gao Xing?"

The baby in the heavenly world was immersed in his fantasy: "Next time we will give a speech in front of the whole school, no! On the city's TV station, you will change your tricks, talk about talk shows today, talk about tragedies tomorrow, and analyze the stock market the day after tomorrow..."

"What do I do when I analyze the stock market?"

"It's also necessary to worry."

I said quietly, "Why am I so versatile?"

I spent the morning when Nezha was sent to school in a state of fear, afraid that Gao Xing would call me. First, I was afraid that Nezha would suck his classmate's tendons, and second, I was afraid that his identity would be exposed. There were only two consequences in this situation: either Li Xiaozha would be sent to the Sixth Hospital, or he would be beaten by the director of the teaching department, and then sent to the Sixth Hospital. If Nezha resisted, then the director of the teaching department would be fucked by Li Xiaozha...

Fortunately, the whole morning was calm, and the baby in the heaven began to plan its next conspiracy - how to actively absorb emotional coins in places with a large number of people.

At the beginning, I thought it was very rash and risky to send Nezha to the school. Now it seems that it is good. At least he will not be too bored during this period. The school place should not be too exciting for him to thrust people. Moreover, the baby in the heavenly world and I can free up our hands to do our own things.

At noon, Nezha and Zhao Qianqian came home together. I heard the two people saying goodbye to each other in the corridor at home. I opened the door and greeted Nezha. I couldn't wait to ask, "How is it, nothing unexpected happened, right?"

"No." Nezha said.

"What do you think of the school?"

Nezha said: "It's quite boring and interesting."

"What does this mean?"

Nezha said: "As soon as class is done, you are not allowed to move or talk. You have to raise your hand when asking questions. It's too frustrating, but the content in the class seems to be very profound."

"profound?"

"Well, I can't understand a word anyway, but I still think it's amazing!"

I stepped onto the sofa - this is just a terrible feeling!

Nezha said: "But I still have the confidence to learn it well. I couldn't understand the heavenly book that my master showed me when I was teaching my kung fu."

"Oh, which lesson do you think you can learn well?"

"Anyway, in addition to the one named English, there are also chemistry and mathematics."

"How many classes do you have in the morning?"

"Four Festivals."

I said with hope: "What lesson is there?"

"Sports." Nezha said, "I will definitely learn this well."

I put my head on the sofa again. At this moment, I suddenly thought of a very fatal problem - if other homework can be perfunctory with the foundation, the glaring Chinese class will not be hidden in any case, and Nezha will not even be able to write silly!
Chapter completed!