Chapter 217 Wuren Mooncake
It was already three or four o'clock in the morning after coming out of the nightclub. Zhao Guozhong was still waiting for me outside. Seeing us coming out, Zhao Guozhong hurried forward and asked, "How is it?"
"What's going on?"
"How are you talking? It's impossible for them to be out of no way. So many people have been spared in vain, right?"
I casually said, "Don't worry about this, it's a matter between us."
Zhao Guozhong jumped and said, "I knew you had a club!"
I said helplessly: "Whatever you think, if you want to move, I will find a new place for you online."
Zhao Guozhong sighed and said, "Forget it, the people in Sanliansheng said that I am protected by you. If they know that it is not the case, they will not be able to kill them back?"
In the car, the doll was talking to me about today's events. When I saw her brows gradually frowning, I couldn't help but ask, "Why, what did you think of?"
The doll said, "No... I have a stomachache."
"The stomach hurts... If you want to fart, just let it go. I'll cover you up, right?" I whispered.
The doll suddenly turned red and said, "It's not that kind of pain, it's like feeding lead."
"Which type is the one that is filled with lead?" I was even more confused.
"It's a bit lost, it seems like something is coming out!"
I was suddenly startled and said, "You are not the one here, are you?"
“Which?”
"It's... the menstrual period of girls."
The doll also jumped and said, "Yes, I'm a girl."
I said depressedly: "I am almost a good friend in China. You should know this kind of thing first?"
The doll said, "I have no experience, what should I do?"
"Is it hurting so much? It seems like I have to drink brown sugar water one by one. You have to buy sanitary napkins first!" I suddenly thought of the most critical question.
The doll said, "But where can I sell this one?"
"This is a problem." It's early morning. Most of the 24-hour convenience supermarkets in small places like ours are slogans, and some are earlier than office workers getting off work.
Now our car has entered the community. When Zhao Guozhong was about to get off the car when he was parked at the entrance of the building, I could only bite the bullet and say, "Brother Zhao, I have something to do, please help me."
Zhao Guozhong sat down and said, "You said!"
"Uh..." I scratched my head, a little confused about how to speak.
Zhao Guozhong lay in the back seat and said, "Brother, what else can't be said about the relationship between us? Just say it!"
"This, this..." I blushed, "This is really a bit difficult for you, but it won't work if I don't say it."
Seeing that I was so in a hurry, Zhao Guozhong said vigilantly: "You don't want me to join your club, right?" He said solemnly, "Xiaoqiang, if it's really a matter, I can't help you. You know that I've been fighting and killing for half my life. In the end, my wife and children almost broke up. Now I want to be an ordinary person, but don't worry, if you are in danger, I have to deal with your opponents even if I fight and fight. I, Zhao Guozhong, are not an ungrateful person to cross the river and destroy bridges, but this is different from joining your organization..."
I lowered my head and said, "Can you steal the bag of sanitary napkins for me..."
"What?" Zhao Guozhong suspected that he didn't hear it clearly.
"You can steal the bag of sanitary napkins for me."
Zhao Guozhong was startled and said, "Is this your ceremony to join the society?" He still regarded me as a cult.
I stammered, "My...my sister is inconvenient, but she is not prepared. Don't you have two people of the right age at home? The stock must be sufficient."
Zhao Guozhong touched the back of his head and laughed: "No wonder you can't say this."
We went upstairs together, Zhao Guozhong tiptoed into the house with his waist, and then he stood at the door and whispered to me: "You are waiting here, I don't know where to put that thing, I may have to wait for a while."
I nodded with the doll, and I looked at Yang Jian and Lu Dongbin behind me and said, "Don't stand stupidly, let's go back first." Everyone suddenly realized and hurriedly avoided.
After Zhao Guozhong entered the house, I stood side by side in the darkness, a little embarrassed. I said silently: "You won't ask me how to use the things, right?"
The doll also said silently: "I look seventeen or eighteen this year, but I am actually only one year old. Aren't you thirty-three?"
"Remedy seriously. I'm only twenty-seven years old. In addition, you may have overlooked a problem. I'm a man!"
The doll held back a smile and said, "It seems that there are fewer and fewer issues that we can communicate in the future."
At this time the door opened, Zhao Guozhong and Wang Fang walked out together. Wang Fang was holding a large bag of things in her hand. She pulled the doll into the room and said, "Are you so greedy for cold weather?"
The doll said blankly: "Ah?"
Wang Fang said: "It must be because I don't pay attention to eating cold food. Did I have dysmenorrhea before?"
The doll said, "No..."
Wang Fang said tirelessly: "When you go back, you can drink some brown sugar water. It is best to get a hot water bag and cover it with a little more comfortable."
The bag she brought was full of equipment.
I wondered, "Sister Wang hasn't gone to bed yet?"
Zhao Guozhong whispered: "I've been waiting for me, but she thought I would never come back."
I thought about it, but I took Zhao Guozhong away without saying anything. It would be strange if Wang Fang could sleep. I looked carefully and found that there were still tears in the corners of my eyes. It seemed that the couple was still tired of it for a while.
Wang Fang taught the baby how to soak brown sugar water and how to make hot water bags. Seeing that I was still standing by, she smiled and said with a smile: "Is it useful for you to eavesdrop on this experience?"
I suddenly reacted and said at a loss: "Oh, I'll go back first." Before leaving, I whispered to the doll, "Remember to find out how to use it."
Not long after I got home, the doll came up with a bunch of things. I said, "The water heater and water dispenser are turned on for you. What else do you need?"
The doll glared at me and went to work hard.
Yang Jian said with great thoughts: "Let's talk about what purpose the demon clan is holding this time, pretending to keep peace with us. Why do I feel that it is better to pounce on me with a vicious and down-to-earth feeling?"
Li Jing said: "One thing we must first recognize that we are incompatible with the demon clan."
Yang Jian said: "This is of course, so Xiaoqiang did not agree to any conditions for Jiuling Yuansheng, which is very good."
Lu Dongbin said: "I feel that the demon clan is not just confusing the public when they come to the peace talks this time. They seem to have the intention to divert the strategic location. Otherwise, how would they explain the fact that a group of monsters are serious about opening car washrooms, parking lots, and nightclubs?"
Li Jing said: "You mean they want to stay in the world for a long time in the future?"
Lu Dongbin nodded and said, "Yes, from the perspective of strength comparison, we have already lost one head, but not only did they not take advantage of the situation to pursue, but instead deliberately kept a distance from us. This is very intriguing."
Li Jing said: "Maybe it's because they are not sure of winning."
Lu Dongbin said: "But they are obviously a little older than us. Isn't this the case when fighting? Even if you can't compare with the opponent's strength, you can only bite the bullet, let alone be stronger than the opponent?"
Yang Jian said: "No matter what, we let monsters go to justice and are dereliction of duty. I have to find a way to deal with them one by one!"
Lu Dongbin said: "But the truth is that we really have no choice for the time being."
Yang Jian said: "It depends on Xiaoqiang. As long as we have a large amount of emotional coins, it is no problem to merely use the Nine Spirit Yuansheng."
Li Jing said: "I understand, the root of the problem is here. The demon clan does not fight rashly, but hopes to use the Kyushu Island Cauldron to collect emotional coins. After winning, we will come to deal with us."
Lu Dongbin nodded and said, "It makes sense, but this becomes a military competition, and Xiaoqiang and the Kyushu Island Ding become the only variable."
At this time, the doll suddenly said, "You are wrong. The only variable now is not Xiaoqiang."
Everyone asked together: "Who is that?"
The doll said, "It's Pipi!"
I suddenly said, "That's right, Pipi is a wireless router, I'm just a cat, and we add up to WiFi. Now we are guarding WiFi but can only use traffic. Isn't that stupid?"
Yang Jian said: "Tell me something I can understand." He came later and didn't know much about Pipi's role.
I explained: "I can create emotional coins myself, but I can only face small scenes and individuals. However, through modern technology, I can actually play a role in larger occasions. As long as Pipi is with us, I can receive more emotional coins from people. You all know about TV. For example, I told a joke through TV. The emotional coins of all people who are amused by TV will be collected by Pipi."
I hugged Pipi on my legs and touched its head, pretending to be intimate: "Are you full for dinner?"
Pipi gave me a question knowingly. The Pixiu's belly will never be filled. During this period, I gave it some change to live, and tried my best to maintain the feeding cost to the same level as buying dog food for Xiaotian dogs.
Yang Jian said: "Since there are such benefits, why not use them?"
The doll said: "If you want Pipi to perform its effects, opportunities are hard to come by."
I nodded to agree. Pipi has played two major roles so far, one was the four kings fighting nine golden flowers. That time was accidental, and I participated in the "Miscellaneous Demon Platter". This program with extremely high ratings almost made me popular, but the emotional coins I received were only barely exchanged, because the only motivation to convert it into emotional coins is "joy, anger, sorrow, and sorrow". This variety show is relatively weak in targeting. Later, I also thought about using online short dramas and online videos to earn emotional coins, but the operability is relatively low. Let's just say it is funny. Many comedy produced by big-name directors and big productions are ridiculous. Besides, I am a layman who is not even an amateur. Now there are no 10,000 or thousands of people every day. Most of them copy old jokes online, shoddy, and make people taste the same. I don't think I have the ability to show my unique skills.
Yang Jian said deeply: "Create opportunities without opportunities!"
I said with a funny look: "You are very experienced, so you can think of a solution."
Yang Jian said: "As you said, can ridiculous jokes work?"
"It's OK, but I'm not a joke writer. The funny novels I write are better than the details of life..."
Yang Jian said: "You forward it, I have a ridiculous one. I will read it to you one by one."
He took out his cell phone and said to me seriously: "Wu Ren Mooncakes get out of the mooncake circle, isn't it funny?"
Everyone looked at each other, and after a long time, Lu Dongbin said, "Are you a joke?"
I sighed and said, "I can adapt one of the first ones, ones, and two Langshens from the mythology circle based on this."
Yang Jian said: "Why, I think it's ridiculous!"
I looked at his phone and said, "Lula sent it to you?"
Yang Jian put away his phone and said, "You should develop in this direction."
Li Jing said: "Don't be too ambitious. I think you should be down-to-earth and be diligent if you don't have a good chance. From tomorrow on, you should continue to go out with your baby to collect emotional coins."
I said with a calm face: "Get out of the king circle of Tota!"
Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "It's over, this child has fallen into the root of his illness."
Chapter completed!