Who would have thought that an old man collecting garbage next to the mental hospital in this city is the Jade Emperor?

I helped Liu Laoliu up from under the table, held back a smile and said, "If you don't be your emperor in heaven, why did you collect garbage?"

Liu Laoliu said helplessly: "I think the heavens are in turmoil, and I am not as good as mine, so I just came down early to hit the front station."

I patted my cuffs and said, "Then I'll give you one."

Liu Laoliu said with a slight look on his face: "Forget it, we have something to ask for you now."

I smiled and said, "You have the price of your eyesight - tell me, which daughter you want to get out? Could it be that elopement with the Cowherd?" The most famous Seven Fairies is Lao Qi. As for why they are famous, because they are young and beautiful, you think, even if the Seven Fairies step on their shoulders, the eldest and the Seventh Fairies are at least seven years apart. The eldest and second-year-old must have become old and have lost their lust. I have a classmate who is also a seventh child at home. He is the same age as me, and his eldest brother is over 50 years old...

Liu Laoliu corrected me and said, "The one who ran away with the Cowherd is the Weaver Girl, the Queen Mother's daughter."

"Isn't Queen Mother your wife?"

Liu Laoliu said seriously: "I dare not make this joke. Queen Mother is the lord of the goddess of heaven, and we are Ding Mao and Mao, which are two different things."

"Oh, then your seventh brother is with you?"

"Dong Yong."

"Oh, this family doesn't take advantage of the cow, they've elopement anyway."

Liu Laoliu sighed: "In the end, I agree with them."

I concluded: "If you can't even prevent it after cooking raw rice?"

Liu Laoliu said crazy: "Can you talk about serious matters?"

"You said, how many girls are going to fall down?"

"Old Six."

"Haha, it's really Liu Xiaoliu!"

Liu Laoliu said: "Lao Liu is the most eccentric among all the sisters. He is determined to experience life in the world. In the past, I had no chance to control myself. Now I will just take advantage of the chaos and then report. I will ignore her... She is my daughter after all."

"When the four kings fell down, you didn't even prepare a diaper."

"They are thick-skinned and thick. Besides, can men compete with girls?"

"How do you know that the one that fell must be your daughter?"

The baby in heaven said: "The gods in heaven and on earth can barely sense it."

I nodded and said to Liu Laoliu: "There is a general position, right?"

“Probably on Happiness Street.”

"Downtown?" I said, "Or we pretend that someone jumped off the building and attracted the fire brigade?"

Liu Laoliu said: "This is a big problem. If you really do this, you will only provoke all the idle people nearby. When the time comes, people will fall from the sky. How do you explain?"

"It seems that you can only do it on a small scale?"

"That's why I asked you if there are any acquaintances in the fire brigade."

I was worried: "But I really don't have this kind of inflatable cushion?"

The baby in the heaven suddenly said, "It's in the park!"

Liu Laoliu and I said in unison: "Parc?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "The kind of inflatable castle in the park can also be used."

Liu Laoliu asked me: "Do you know anyone in the park?"

I spread my hands: "No, either."

The baby in the heaven said to Liu Laoliu: "We know people in the park!"

"Who?" Liu Laoliu asked.

"Old Ao."

Liu Laoliudao: "Ao Guang?"

I hurriedly asked, "Who is that?"

The baby in the heaven said: "The Dragon King of the East China Sea."

"The Dragon King of the East China Sea has also come down?" I said to Liu Laoliu: "Isn't this just right? You are the Jade Emperor, he is the Dragon King of the East China Sea, so you just care about him!"

Liu Laoliu said: "If it was okay before, now the heavens are in chaos. It would be a big deal whether he recognizes me, the old leader, or not, and Lao Ao has always had an objection to me."

I asked, "What's going on?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Old Ao is stubborn and unreasonable. His sons are not at ease. I didn't help him after several lawsuits."

"Which time did it happen?"

Liu Laoliu said: "If you don't say anything else, I didn't help him when his third prince Ao Bing got twitched by Nezha!"

"Why?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Who is Nezha? He is Li Jing's third boy. Li Jing is the marshal of my heaven. Can I help outsiders? Besides, Nezha's master, I can't afford to offend Nezha's master. In the final analysis, this matter is wrong first. Nezha cuts his flesh and bones for this matter and makes a big fuss. What else can I do?"

I scratched my head and said, "I seemed to have heard of this story when I was a child. You did it right."

Liu Laoliudao: "So Lao Ao holds a grudge against me."

"Aren't you the Jade Emperor?"

Liu Laoliu said with a bitter face: "When people recognize you, you are the Jade Emperor, and when they do not recognize you, you are nothing. I care about the heavens. Ao Guang lives in the sea. If he really doesn't accept me, I can send someone to the sea to masturbate him?"

I said, "I understand, this belongs to the local princes. You look big, but it is actually beyond the reach."

Liu Lao Liu slapped his thigh: "That's it."

I said, "Then let's borrow an inflatable cushion from him, so he won't publicly turn against you, right?"

"Why didn't it be that old Ao can't do anything?"

"Then... think of something else."

Liu Laoliu suddenly grabbed me and said, "There is no other way. I can't go, but you may not be able to go. You are more face than me now!"

I quickly pushed him away: "Don't do this, how can I be so embarrassed?"

Liu Laoliu said: "It's different now. As long as everyone in the mortal world asks you, you can say it is more useful than me to keep it!" He turned to the doll in the heavenly world, "Doll, please help me."

The Heavenly Doll said: "Then we can only try it, but there is no guarantee of success."

Liu Laoliu said: "Chengcheng, as long as you go."

I said, "Is there any benefit?"

Liu Laoliu touched his chin and looked thoughtful, but the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were full of treacherous. I said first: "If you dare to confer my Bimawen, I will beat you!"

Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "Didn't you give it to you a car?"

"That's obviously what I bought with Emotion Coins!" It's not that easy to fool me!

"Then you don't need to pay it back!"

I:"……"

Liu Laoliu said: "If there is nothing to do, I will say goodbye first. You will go tomorrow and wait for my phone call." Liu Laoliu touched my room with his eyes, "Do you want something at home?"

"have!"

"Where?" Liu Laoliu was indeed overjoyed.

I said, "We threw away the garbage at the door."

Liu Laoliu slowly walked to the door, grabbed the plate where I put the change and keys and ran away...

After Liu Laoliu left, the baby in the heavenly realm smiled and said, "You two are really a couple."

The next morning, I took the four heavenly kings and the heavenly dolls to find the Dragon King Ao Guang.

On the way, I asked the baby in the heavens: "Didn't it mean that the heavens are in chaos? Why did the Dragon King also be beaten to the mortal world?"

The baby in the heavenly realm said, "I don't know that there was an extremely powerful seal in the divine realm and the mortal world in the past. Even if it was consumed, it would not be easy to go down to the realm even at the cost of consuming mana. Now this seal has been broken, and it is no longer difficult for the gods to enter the mortal world. I don't know what happened to Ao Guang, but he must have no mana."

"What is he doing in the park?"

"Go and see."

Speaking of our park, we have a lot of connection with our family. My great-grandfather's old courtyard has been expanded and has become a park view. Of course, as a cultural relics protection unit, if you want to go in, you have to buy tickets.

We arrived at the entrance of the park and I asked, "How to find it?"

The baby in the heaven said, "Go to a place where there is water."

There is a large artificial lake in the park. In summer, I can row boats. When I walked to the lake, there were stalls selling ice soybeans everywhere. Because it was not a holiday, tourists were sparse. I was worried about how to find Ao Guang, but suddenly someone quarreled by the lake. Two middle-aged people who were fishing privately on the lakeside were caught by an old man wearing a red hoop. The artificial lake ordered fishing to be prohibited, but there were always people who were unconsciously taking advantage of the lucky mentality. They had been on local news before, but it was not a big deal.

The two middle-aged men probably thought it was nothing. They smiled and took out cigarettes and ignited the fire to bribe the old man, but the old man said with a serious look: "Don't do this, each person is fined 200!"

The middle-aged man wearing a sun hat smiled and said, "Brother, let's just play around." Another person said, "That's right, the fish are not yours."

The old man Hongzhao said seriously: "It's my family, I'll be fine!"

The sun hat took out 50 yuan and stuffed it into the old man's hand: "You can hold this money, can we not have tickets?" Another person said: "Just open the net."
To be continued...