Chapter 101 The Fourth Aunt
Chapter 101 The Fourth Aunt
We followed the little thin man to a small second floor. At the door, someone pretended to send each of the people who entered the door a VIP card that could be hung around their necks. We followed quietly behind us and got one.
After entering, I found that it was a decent jade sales store. The walls were covered with posters, and the counters on both sides were filled with jade statues, necklaces, and bracelets. Under the illumination of the laser lights, some tourists couldn't help but come forward to visit, and the little thin man waved, "If we don't look at these things, everyone will come with me to the VIP room."
He led us to a conference room with a circle sofa and a large circle table in the middle. He asked us to get water from the water dispenser. Visitors who were used to cheap group meals and had to be charged one dollar for hot water for every noodles were treated like this and immediately became cautious.
The little thin man smiled and said, "Please take a break first. The answer to the biggest surprise of your trip is revealed soon. I'll invite our boss." As soon as he walked, a small employee got in. He held a stack of picture albums in his arms. While he was skillfully sending us, he began to sell us all the benefits of so-called jade artifacts. What is prolonging life, driving away evil spirits, and jade-like Pixiu can also attract wealth and treasures - saying that the only thing that is prohibited from carrying in Macau casinos is jade Pixiu, etc. Finally, he said that whenever he buys jade in their store, the cost is always priced, because there are two high-quality jade mountains here. Finally, he took out a white stone to let us see what the raw jade looks like. An old man took it tremblingly and took a look. He immediately said, "You are really an expert and you usually bet on stones?" The old man was so scared that he put it down again.
In the conference room, people yawned all the time, and some people were flirting with the booklet casually, but no one took care of him. In a short while, the little thin man turned back and opened the door to see the young employee inside. His face was immediately covered with frost and said sternly: "Who asked you to sell pyramid selling products here? Didn't I say that we, Mr. Bai, personally received this group?"
The young employee was startled: "I don't know, isn't this process usually the same?"
The little skinny man said angrily: "There are things that don't know Mount Tai. Let's see how Mr. Bai will deal with you later." He turned his face and asked us, "Did this guy recommend products to everyone?"
The young employee had a bitter face and quietly hugged us, as if he was begging us to let him go. The tourists said angrily: "No, no."
At the same time, they were curiously aroused by their mysterious actions. The little skinny man drove away the employee and said with a grin on his face: "Please allow me to introduce our boss to everyone. Our boss must personally receive our 116th Regiment in his busy schedule. As for why, please keep me in a close relationship first. My only request is that when our Mr. Bai comes in, everyone will applaud more enthusiastically. Believe me, this will definitely not harm you."
The tourists looked at each other and looked towards the door together. The little thin man cleaned up his appearance, and then he opened the door with his precious hands. Outside the door, a man in his thirties in his silver-white shirt stepped in with a big stride. His hair was clean and neat, and he looked like all successful people in the business world. He was arrogant at heart and had a humble smile on his face. I gave him seven points to his appearance.
Yang Jian looked at Xiaotian Dog. Xiaotian Dog was still tilting her head and looking a little confused. Yang Jian whispered: "Isn't it a monster?"
Li Jing laughed and said, "Look at what he sells before talking about it."
Because the atmosphere had been made by the thin little man, the silver shirt came in and caused a burst of applause. He immediately pressed his hands down with a smile on his face, and said in half-baked Mandarin: "Don't be polite, let alone call me Mr. Bai. I have the word Kun in my name. Friends who respect me in the business world call me Brother Kun, just call me A Kun." He looked around and said solemnly, "I want to confirm first that everyone's group number is 116 pairs?"
People said one after another: "Yes, it's 116."
Brother Kun then said with peace of mind: "That's right. Do you know why I have to receive everyone in person?"
Everyone said, "I don't know."
Akun waved his hand and said enthusiastically: "I'll introduce myself first. My name is Akun. This place was run by my elder brother. We are a family business. I don't usually come here. The business I am in charge of is mainly in Macau. What's the case in Macau? Haha, that elder brother is right, the casino. This is not available in your mainland? If you come to Macau in the future, if you want to gamble and try your luck, you will find me Akun. You may be awkward to listen to me. Why do you say that you are in mainland China? I have to explain that I am from Malaysia, my ancestral home is from Taiwan, you are under the jurisdiction of the Kuomintang. Haha, don't mind, although it is not the same country, we are all descendants of Yan and Huang."
The person was confused by what he said, and he didn't know what he was going to do.
A Kun smiled and said, "I see that my friends here are about the same age as me, so they should be married? How many wives do you have?" When he heard one of his answers, his smile became deeper, "You only have one wife? You are not as good as A Kun in this regard. You can be polygamous in my country. I already have three wives."
People didn't know whether what he said was true or not, and they all laughed.
When Akun said this, he suddenly sighed for no reason: "Although I have many wives, I have no son in my life. My three wives are all useless. I have given birth to a bunch of girls and movies for me. I have such a big family business and I don't have a son to inherit it. Haven't they all become someone else's family?"
Some people laugh and some sigh, and traditional Chinese people are more likely to resonate with this issue.
Lu Dongbin asked me in a low voice: "Is this guy really true or not?"
I was also a little vague: "You will know if you go back and check whether you allow polygamy in Malaysia..."
A Kun suddenly felt excited and said, "But just now, my fourth concubine sent me a good news! At 12:30 noon, she gave birth to a big fat boy, eight pounds! Is it good news?"
People were already brought into the plot by him, and they applauded together at this time.
A Kun smiled like Huaer, and said excitedly: "When I heard this news, I was visiting my elder brother. As the saying goes, there is God's will in the dark. Everyone's '116' group happened to be my fourth concubine's birthday. It's a bit presumptuous for me to keep everyone behind, but I really can't help myself!"
Only then did everyone understand the reason here and couldn't help saying: "Don't take the liberty or take the liberty."
I murmured in a low voice: "I don't know if his fourth concubine was born on January 16th or November 6th..."
A Kun stretched out his hand and said, "I won't say much nonsense! All of you here are my destined people. I believe you brought me good luck. I have nothing else to say when I get here. I have a small gift to give you. I hope everyone can give me this face!"
When people heard that there were such good things, most of them were happy to show off, and some were still skeptical, but they were unwilling to give up the opportunity, so they applauded them together.
"Okay, come with me." Akun led us to a room marked with "VIP Room" and said lightly, "It is not open to ordinary customers here." The VIP Room is much smaller than outside, and there are various jades on the counter, but the price is one or two more than outside. Even the shopping guide is more beautiful than outside. Everyone suddenly feels that their value has increased, and they all immediately become more and more arrogant.
Akun greeted everyone at a counter and instructed the shopping guide to take out a jade pendant inside. The shopping guide smiled and carefully held it out. Akun casually said, "Before giving gifts, I will teach you a few secrets that can be used to identify real jade. It is better to teach people how to fish than to teach people. I will teach everyone the secrets in this industry, and you will never be deceived again in the future."
People unconsciously surrounded him. Akun pulled a hair from the head of the shopping guide and wrapped it around the pendant. Then he picked up a lighter to burn his hair below: "The real jade is cold, so it can be burned with fire when tied to it." He looked at the curious expressions of everyone, nodded with satisfaction, and then used the pendant to scratch a piece of loose glass. "There is also real jade that can be cut off the glass. You can try it after you go back. If it slips, it means it is fake." He began to show people the scratches on the glass...
The shopping guide said anxiously: "Mr. Bai, you have said too much."
A Kun said in a slutty manner: "This is no place for you to speak, and you don't sell fakes, what are you afraid of?"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Seeing that Xiaotian Dog never expressed anything, Yang Jian became more and more confused and whispered to me: "What is this guy saying true?"
I smiled. The so-called burning hair and scratching glass is a way to ruin the streets. It has nothing to do with the "secret of not passing on". The owner of the stone who costs ten yuan on the street stall will also introduce it to you like this, but I can't see clearly what Akun is doing. He said that he has a casino in Macau. I absolutely don't believe that such a large family business opens flagship stores in this place where birds don't shit? But it's not certain. Now there are KFCs in third- and fourth-tier cities. You can't say that that is also fake. Maybe I'm ignorant and may not know. Many powerful chain stores have developed from places where birds don't shit.
A Kun Shen talked for a long time, and asked the shopping guide to take out a ruby necklace locked in the cabinet and priced at more than 30,000 yuan. He said mysteriously: "Next, I will teach you how to identify rubies... Turn off the lights!"
At his command, someone turned off all the lights in the room. Akun was holding a flashlight on the necklace and said, "It's very simple, the real gems will shine in the night!" He shined the necklace with a beam of light, and his voice turned soft, as if he was afraid of disturbing someone, and then let us see the light reflected from it...
In order to support the show, people began to sigh, whether true or false. I couldn't help but burst out with a slight sound behind me - we played this game when we were young. Even if you secretly illuminate the fire tube, it would be reflected. If you have to put the flashlight on your chin, it can still scare people.
Akun asked someone to turn on the light, waved the necklace in his hand and said, "This is the gift I want to give to everyone today!"
People looked at him in disbelief. Akun said confidently: "Yes, no doubt, today all the friends of the 116th Group will get a ruby necklace given by me Akun!"
People began to applaud spontaneously...
A Kun waved his hand and said, "I gave the necklace to everyone, but I also want to be happy. Giving it to everyone for nothing is also disrespectful to everyone, so..." He told the shopping guide, "How much does your necklaces cost?"
The shopping guide said: "30,000 yuan."
A Kun waved his hand again and said, "Now everyone just need to give me a red envelope worth 300 yuan, and take away the ruby necklace for 30,000 yuan!"
The shopping guide said anxiously: "Mr. Bai, this is not OK!"
Akun glared and said, "What, I said nothing, right? Do you know what your boss has to do with me?"
"But..." The shopping guide wanted to speak but stopped, and finally forced Akun to gain "power" and did not dare to say anything else.
I couldn't help but be happy again. It was only now that I could see what Akun sold in the gourd - he was going to sell dyed glass!
What he did before was really good. The inheritance and development are all the same. The storyline and authenticity are enough to be fake, but the number "three hundred yuan" is a bit timid. If you really want to have a festive look, don't care about the money, just let someone just seal it for fifty yuan. That thing is worth twenty or thirty yuan. I just accept it for his story. But what is the rhythm of 300 yuan? It's like you went to a noodle restaurant and ate a bowl of ramen. The boss gave birth to a big fat boy today and suddenly wanted to give you a free order. This is naturally a happy thing. But the boss is going to you and said, "Originally, this meal is worth 100,000 yuan today. For the sake of my son, you just give it 300 yuan." Don't you beat him?
At this moment, people probably have the same suspicion as me. After all, no one is a fool. If you, a big boss, asks someone for 300 yuan to open a casino in Macau. This matter itself is unreliable. Everyone looks at me and I look at you, and no one says anything.
When Akun saw this, he became cold and said awkwardly: "Don't consider whether I will pay or not, really!"
Everyone was speechless, and someone had already started to take the lead in walking out.
At this moment, a middle-aged man in a yellow shirt rushed in from the door. As soon as he came in, he was anxious and red and white, saying, "Akun gave me my gift again?"
The shopping guide met the savior and said, "Boss, you are finally here. Your brother is going to sell our ruby necklace for 300 yuan!"
The yellow shirt stamped his feet and said, "You are making a fool of yourself! You know that the cost price I sell is all cost-effective. Didn't you let me lose everything for 300 yuan?"
A Kun smiled and said, "Brother is joking. Brother, I have a happy event at home today. You know that I will use flowers to offer you a blessing. How many cars do you buy at most? How come you will not lose everything? Haha."
Huang Shirt said angrily: "No, I'm all aware of this guy. I've reported how much I lost to my family at the end of the year. Isn't it that I'm paying? Do you pay the deficit here?"
Akun said unhappily: "But I have promised everyone."
The yellow shirt said decisively: "I said no, but I can't!"
When everyone heard that their brothers had an internal strife for money, they immediately became interested and asked Akun: "Hey, do you just said still count?"
A Kun slapped the table and said, "Of course, count! According to what I just said, the ruby necklace with the original price of 30,000 yuan is now taken away for 300 yuan!"
At that moment, someone immediately took out money with a greedy attitude and said, "Then I'll do one."
The yellow shirt said anxiously: "I said no to take it!"
The man took out the money and looked at this and that, waiting for Akun to finally speak.
A Kun said with a flushed face: "Brother, it's boring for you like this. Do you have to intercept my face on your brother's good days? OK!" He waved his hand and said: "How much money do you pay today? I personally give it to you..."
Huang Shirt said angrily: "It's really unlucky to have a brother like you!" He said that, and stood aside.
When people saw their trouble, they paid for it enthusiastically.
I looked at it for a long time and realized that this was just a trick, but the purpose of our trip was to catch monsters, so I sighed and waved my hand and said, "Let's go, I'm just a group of liars."
At this time, Li Jing suddenly said coldly: "It's time for you two to end?"
Chapter completed!