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Chapter 10 Nai Da and Jun Jue

The name "Pi Xiu?" sounds very familiar, and it seems to be a legendary divine beast, which is often mentioned with Qilin and other things.

"Yes, Pixiu should have been cast into the mortal world. Pixiu loves gold, silver, treasures and valuables, so it's not surprising that Brother Feng's diamonds were eaten by it. Who asked them to take the diamonds and sway the market."

I slapped my thigh: "Pipi not only snatched other people's diamonds, but also ate a few pieces of money. The most important thing is the two groups of people."

The baby in the heaven said: "These people are not good things at first sight, they deserve to be unlucky."

I hurriedly said, "When Pipi pulls out the diamonds, won't we get rich?"

The baby in the heavenly world said in a tone of reprimanding idiots: "You are stupid. The most famous feature of Pixiu is that it is just eating but not pulling, so people think it is a good start, so they regard Pixiu as a mascot."

"What a good stomach!" I asked, "What does it mean to say I made money?"

"Is it a Pixiu, a auspicious beast, and you don't think it's awesome to keep things that are worshipped by emperors and generals, and you're raising them like dogs?"

"I mean, what practical benefits can I get besides this?"

"No, it is really expensive to raise Pixiu. From this point of view, it can urge you to make money."

"Is it just a foodie?" I took another sip of beer in disappointment and said depressedly, "Then let's talk about these four elder brothers, how could they fall from the sky?" When I heard that there was no benefit, my name changed.

The baby in the heaven said, "Put me right."

I put it on the surface and put it straight.

"Put the wine glass behind me."

When I put the wine glass on its back, the doll in the heaven said seriously: "Xiaoqiang, what I said to you below is the biggest secret, you must not tell others!"

"Okay!" I became nervous too.

"Well... it's a long story, where should we start?"

I said: "Try to make it clear within 140 words."

The baby in the heavenly world paused and said, "The heaven is in chaos, the gods and demons are in war, and the gods who have lost the battle have been demoted to the mortal world - is that simple enough?"

"Uh... this is the outline, what about the introduction?"

"The demonic path revives and covets the throne of the Heavenly Court. They start a war. No matter whether the gods or demons are defeated, they will fall into the mortal world, so some gods with shallow cultivation will fall first."

The four great kings turned red when they heard this - the reason why I could recognize who they were all based on my face: the Mo Lihai's face turned white, the Mo Li turned blue and yellow, the Mo Li's longevity turned black, the Mo Li's red hair turned red, and now the whole of the four Mo Li's red hair turned red.

I tactfully reminded the heavenly doll: "Leave some face to others."

Mo Lihai waved his hand and said, "The baby is telling the truth, it is because we cannot cultivate ourselves."

I said unfairly for him: "It depends on what it means. When our buddy fights, we are not rushing to the front - fighting Sun Wukong, fighting Nezha, fighting Chenxiang, and Yang Jian are the first ones to rush up?"

Mo Lishou buried his head in the wine glass: "I lost all of them-"

"Uh..." I asked the heavenly doll by a different topic, "What do you mean is that people will fall down in the future?"

The doll in the heaven said: "I hope this is not the case, but it should be impossible."

"Will that... affect the world?" This is my most concerned question.

“Not for the time being.”

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief and asked again, "What should I do if these people fell?"

The baby in the heaven said, "I will send them back!"

I breathed a sigh of relief: "How to give it?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "As long as you have enough emotional coins, you can do it, which is why I came to you."

I turned loose to sucking air: "Is it still my business?" I actually didn't care about the war in the heavens at all. Even if it would affect the earth, governments in various countries would resist it. So I wasn't worried about it to put it bluntly, but when I heard the tone of the baby in the heavens, my identity seemed to be quite sensitive in this war, so I was anxious - my maximum limit is to accept a female ghost as my wife. As for gods and demons, I didn't even think about it, and I didn't even dare to write novels like this!

The baby in the heaven said: "The heaven is in chaos, and we need the help of the human world, that is, to absorb the five emotions of 'joy, anger, sorrow, joy and sorrow' from humans, and I am the only one who can accept these five emotions."

I said in surprise: "Then you are the largest and only channel dealer!"

The baby in the Heavenly Realm said: "You are not bad either, you are the biggest developer!"

"What's the meaning?"

"In the future, it depends on you to create these five emotions. Whether the four kings can go back as soon as possible will all depend on you!"

After listening to it, I silently took away the wine glass behind the baby in the heaven and drank it dry, and said heartily: "Do you think my tender shoulders can't bear such a heavy burden?"

The baby in the heaven encouraged me and said, "You can do it!"

"Okay, your sister!" I roared like Ma Jingtao, "You gods and demons start a war and it's up to me to do something! I agree to let me take you in. It doesn't matter if you go to trouble others, but your opponents can't even deal with it yourself. Aren't you taking me into the ditch?"

This is like the Public Security Bureau recruiting people. What I said before recruiting is a good police officer who manages household registration. As a result, I arranged an undercover task for me. If the other party was a little monster, I would endure it. The other party was still Ultraman!

The owner of the barbecue stall brought a handful of grilled skewers and saw me hysterical, he quietly said to Mo Lihai: "Your friends drink a glass of beer like this?"

The four kings took the skewers on their own, and the baby in the heavenly realm blatantly threatened me: "You have signed a contract with the heavenly realm!"

I said with a sad face: "Even if you look for a spokesperson for the earth, you should find someone with a greater influence. The kind of frown and smile that can touch people and love world peace - Sora Aoi is good!"

The Heavenly Doll said: "No, Aoi's talent and potential are not as good as you."

"You mean I'm going to Japan and it's been a long time since I went to Japan?"

At this time, Mo Lihai said: "Well, this thing tastes really good!"

Mo Liqing also said, "Yes, I have never eaten such delicious food in heaven."

Mo Lishou pointed to the 50 skewers and said, "I think each of us can eat so much."

Mo Lihong said: "All these are for the elder brother, let's wait for the next group."

Mo Lihai said generously: "Eat first and eat first--" He consciously shouted to the boss, "So much, and then give four servings." The boss was startled, and I said viciously: "Don't pay attention to them, let's have four casserole noodles."

I knocked on the table and said, "I'll talk about what happened in the future. Look at this meaning, do these four people have to tie up with me?"

The baby in the heavenly realm said: "Of course, if you send the Buddha to the West, you are the only spokesperson in our heavenly realm in the mortal world. Of course you are responsible for food, accommodation and transportation - so I said, you have the final say when you send them away. You have to work harder and earn emotional coins quickly, and maybe you can send them away tomorrow."

"I will treat you whatever Erkang treats Ziwei."

"What does it mean?"

"If the mountains are not ridged, the sky and the earth are united, then you will be separated from you!"

I don’t know if it was too sleepy or was scared to death, but after it said this, I didn’t realize it…
Chapter completed!
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