Chapter 83: Fool King
The spiritual world of the Tang Dynasty playboys was empty, and Li Chengqian believed that he had an obligation and a responsibility to enrich their spiritual world.
A simple adaptation of the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties can make them forget themselves and follow suit. If the fantasy of the later generations of immortals is formed, they would not have to step on a skateboard as a flying sword? Of course, this is under the premise of bearings.
Sitting cross-legged under a weeping willow tree and looking at the younger brothers and sisters scattered in the distance, Li Chengqian's mind kept flashing with strange thoughts, and gradually he felt a little tired.
She is over 20 years old and is really uninterested in what this little kid plays with. The reason why she followed Li Lizhi was completely because she was cute.
However, when Li Chengqian returned to the "Lanruo Temple" that day, he was in an instant. I don't know which immortal he offended, but His Majesty Li Er, who was wise and powerful, even put the banquet at the "Lanruo Temple" again, which made him feel like he was breaking the drum and hammering thousands of people.
Hiding quietly outside the wall and listening to the messy conversation inside, Li Chengqian knew that the best choice now was to leave quickly, but his great curiosity made him want to finish the conversation between Cheng Yaojing and Lao Yuchi.
"Black Charcoal, stop blowing, I can't even remember the poem that I broke through three gates a day and eight villages a night." This is Cheng Yaojing.
"Farting, if it weren't for that boy's unmanly, his tongue would be hard after two jars of wine. How could I not remember the broken poem?" This is Yuchi.
"You just have a bad memory, what do you explain?" Lao Cheng continued.
"You only remember three moves of the 8864-way magical axe technique, and you still have the face to say that I have a bad memory?" Old Yuchi said one sentence to the ancestral grave of Cheng Yaojing, leaving him speechless.
Old Cheng showed off his magical skills when he was fine, and he even ignored the biggest flaw of only remembering three moves. This was when Old Yuchi mentioned it and was stunned.
Li Chengqian behind him didn't listen anymore because he didn't have to listen outside the wall. Old Cheng shouted loudly: "Throw the iron spear over, I will fight with the ink charcoal head." Then a huge iron spear flew out of the yard and penetrated straight into a place not far in front of him. Lin Xiaoxiao screamed and alarmed everyone in the yard.
"The prince is back." Looking at Li Chengqian with a bitter face, His Majesty Li Er asked with a smile.
"My son has met my father and uncles." Since I can't run away, I can only face it.
However, Li Chengqian obviously underestimated the shamelessness of the old men. After seeing the ceremony, the old man Cheng's question came to him: "Boy, let's talk about it, why do I only remember three tricks?"
"Ah?!" Li Chengqian was a little stunned when asked.
How do I know why you remember three tricks? I just said that what is written in the book. Now you are an old guy who comes to ask me, then who will I ask?
Besides, His Majesty Li Er has openly claimed that this story was written by him. What can Li Chengqian say now? What should I do if I miss it? Where can I put Lao Li's face at that time?
Looking at the big face of Cheng Yaoxian and a pair of big nostrils, Li Chengqian suddenly thought of the big talk of the Westward Journey. In the movie, the Bull Demon King shook his body and was covered in cow lice falling down.
I wonder if Lao Cheng shook his head and would have a lot of boosters falling out and burying himself?
The more I think about it, the more disgusting it becomes, the more terrifying it becomes. I was anxious and said, "That's because my uncle has great martial arts skills and has reached the state of no moves, and the eighteen and sixty-four ways of axes have been sorted out by my uncle, and it has been simplified and refined into three moves. As the saying goes, a heavy axe has no edge, and a great trick is not crafted..."
Thanks to Jin Yong, Gu Long, Liang Yusheng... At this moment, Li Chengqian was not fighting alone, Guo Jing, Yang Guo, Lu Xiaofeng, Ye Kai... and so on all traveled through time.
A set of theories that no move is better than a move; a set of martial arts in the world is only fast but not breaking theories, and everyone was stunned at the banquet.
Qin Qiong and other military generals closed their eyes and pondered, while Fang Xuanling and other civil officials whispered to discuss whether Li Chengqian's theory really existed.
Li Chengqian said it very systematically, with clear rules and regulations, and it was impossible to argue. The things compiled by countless martial arts fans in later generations made the civil and military officials of the Tang Dynasty stunned for a moment.
The key issue is that everyone does not believe that this theory is summarized by a 9-year-old baby, so in the end, unanimously agreed that His Majesty Li Er is the number one master in the world.
His Majesty Li Er, who is wise and powerful, is also increasingly admired his eldest son's ability to make lies. If Li Chengqian had not been emphasizing that "my father said," Old Li would even think what he said was true.
Cheng Yaojing's second temper has come to his temper. This old man intends to give up the iron spear that he has been using for a lifetime and says he will go back and fight a 83-pound Xuanhua axe, and it will be unharmed.
Now I really want to die. If this old man is going to be on the battlefield one day because of a weapon change, Li Chengqian's crime will be a big deal.
However, facing the old man's glaring eyes, Li Chengqian could only spread his hands helplessly and cast a look at the old man: "Why are your subordinates so two?"
Li Chengqian was driven away by Old Li without any surprise, just because Qin Qiong, who has always been a mature and steadfast, ran to experiment with "only not breaking". If he was asked to continue talking nonsense, he might cause some trouble.
Li Chengqian, who was lucky enough to escape from the clutches of the old man Cheng, ran faster than the rabbit. After a round of gifts, he dragged Lin Xiaoxiao and flashed directly. He only breathed a sigh of relief after leaving the "Lan Ruo Temple" for a long time.
The old bastards are too difficult to serve and are unreasonable. If it weren't for the reasoning of right and wrong this time, I'm afraid it would be really hard to get through.
"Your Highness, that..." Xi Jun, who had been following Li Chengqian, was irritated, as if he had something to say.
"What's wrong? Just tell me if you have something to do." Li Chengqian, who left the group of old guys, was in a good mood.
"Well, can you really do it with just one move of 10,000 times?" Xi Junmai felt like inquiring about other people's privacy, so the question was lighter.
After all, there are many secrets of martial arts, and they are not passed on by the direct line. It is always bad to inquire like this rashly.
"You believe it?" asked silly.
"What Your Majesty said is naturally credible." The honest Xi Junmai nodded and said.
The "Bald King" has rolled his eyes for a long time since the beginning. The purchase of Xi Jun almost made him turn his eyes into the sky.
Since entering the "Lanruo Temple", Li Chengqian has touched his nose no less than 20 times. He is almost 100% sure of the "Bald King" he is very familiar with. Those theories are deceptive.
"Old Xi, you just need to remember one sentence." Li Chengqian also felt helpless. One or two were so easy to deceive. He would have to post it in the future. It would be a pity for him not to deceive them.
"Which sentence?"
"The soft ones are afraid of hard ones, the hard ones are afraid of being arrogant, the arrogant ones are afraid of being stunned, and the stupid ones are afraid of being desperate!" Li Chengqian said slowly, because he had always firmly believed that Xi Jun was just a big deal, so this sentence was the most realistic to give him.
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