Chapter 777 The court here is quiet
Chang'an in April has begun to get hotter. The big girl and his wife have already changed into a short-sleeved shirt with a "big V-neck" and walking on the streets of Chang'an, it is completely dazzling.
However, Li Chengqian didn't care about these things. He was on his way to the martial arts court to attend the graduation ceremony of the old men of the Sixteen Guards.
Damn old guys finally memorized all the multiplication formulas, so Li Chengqian decided to ask them to graduate early and quickly drove them all away from him.
As for what other old people need to learn, Li Chengqian has written all of them on a piece of paper, how to measure the distance, how to adjust the muzzle... and so on, all of them have made a table. Then check the observation data on the table and then follow them.
He was smart enough to cheat the old guys, but after being turned against the old guys, Li Chengqian had a complete lesson. If he talked to these old guys again, he would rather go on a hunger strike for a day.
In a martial arts performance venue outside Chang'an City, more than ten Zhenguan cannons were lined up side by side with more than ten steps apart. Next to each cannon, an old scum stood there waiting ready to go.
"Boy, how about it, I can't wait. Why haven't your people set up the shooting range yet? Is this action too slow?" Cheng Yaojin was just as he continued.
"Uncle Cheng, is it that you came early? Look at what time? The time has been set to begin, but now it is only two minutes!" Li Chengqian rolled his eyes and said to Cheng Yaojin in anger.
"What's wrong with coming early? You can save some time, so why do you have to delay it until noon? Do you think we generals are so idle with you? I'll finish it quickly, and I'll still have to be on duty when I go back." Cheng Lao Huo looked at Li Chengqian with contempt and said with some disdain.
His shameless appearance made Li Chengqian's toothache and he felt the urge to knock off his front teeth.
Who doesn’t know that these old guys are so excited? If you don’t want to have fun, if it’s really a graduation ceremony, how many old guys can come?
"By the way..., boy, how many shells have you prepared? You won't have three shots per person, right?" Duan Zhixuan's cannon position was next to Lao Cheng. Seeing the two of them talking lively, he couldn't help but come over.
"Of course, only three shots, these things are all..." Li Chengqian nodded and answered seriously, but was interrupted by Lao Duan as soon as he was halfway through his words.
After Duan Lao Huo winked at Cheng Yaojin, he turned his head to Tang Shanshi, who was responsible for counting shells, and said, "Boy, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said just now that the rules of the ceremony have been changed, each person has thirty shells. Go back and get it right now, hurry up!"
Thirty shots? Tang Shanshi's eyes instantly grew bigger. When did Li Chengqian say this? But soon, Tang Shanshi retreated under the glare of old Duan, and had no intention of verifying it. He ran away.
There is no way, the old guys may not dare to beat Li Chengqian, who is the crown prince, but they have never shown mercy to those younger generations such as Tang Shanshi. Their butts are the lightest when they fall into their hands and are swollen.
"Uncle Duan, are you considered this..." Li Chengqian looked at Tang Shanshi who was rushing out like a rabbit and raised an eyebrow at Duan Zhixuan.
"What's wrong? Didn't you say it?" Duan Zhixuan turned his head over again.
"I said that each person has thirty shots, not more than one shot, but more than one shot, how about it?" Li Chengqian spread his hands, and a smirk flashed in his eyes.
Old guys, three shots are not enough, and I still want to hit thirty shots! After I hit it, I will let you know that cannons are not that easy to hit!
In later generations, artillery soldiers will have some experience in firing artillery or protective measures, such as ear bags to prevent their ears from being damaged.
But there were no such things in the Tang Dynasty. They shot thirty cannons at close range. The huge sound was enough to shock these old men and could not hear any sound for a month.
But would Li Chengqian say this? Will he tell a group of old scumbags who specifically oppose him? Of course the answer is no. He will not say it, he will never say it. He will only hide from Tang Shanshi and watch the fun from afar.
The old men of the Sixteen Guards didn't want to learn how to fire the fire. These old scumbags came to enjoy it. The firecrackers set off in the New Year were too weak, and it was far less pleasant than the firecrackers. However, each person had a great time to fire the firecrackers. When they went to court the next day, Li Er got angry.
"Crown Prince, what the hell are you doing? Why are they all deaf?" Faced with more than a dozen old guys who were dull and ignorant, Comrade Li called Li Chengqian to the Tai Chi Hall and gave him a violent scolding.
"Father, this has nothing to do with my son. General Duan insists on firing thirty cannons each. If you don't believe it, you can ask." Li Chengqian looked innocent and swept over more than a dozen old guys who listened to thunder with his eyes full of smiles.
"If he wants to let him go, let him go? If he wants to die, do you want him to die?" Old Li was also a little confused and said without hesitation.
If Lao Duan had not been temporarily deaf, he would have to squirt out an old blood on the spot.
"Father, I can't stop them. The generals all think this cannon is very satisfying. I can't finish it, and I dare not stop it." Li Chengqian tried hard to hold back his laughter and defended.
The old guys looked at this and that look in confusion. Li Chengqian felt very funny no matter how he looked at it. If it weren't for the wrong occasion, he might have been smiling with his stomach in his arms.
Li Er also knew what kind of scumbags he was under. Not to mention Li Chengqian when he got crazy, he might not be able to stop him even if he was, so he looked helpless when Li Chengqian's answer.
Looking back on the situation of the graduation ceremony a few days ago, Lao Li couldn't help but regret it. If he had known that a graduation ceremony would make these old scumbags look like this, he would never agree to this matter if he said that.
However, there is also an advantage for the old guys to be deaf. Lao Li's ears have become much quieter. No matter what the civil servants said, the old guys from the Sixteen Guards looked confused and tried hard to pretend that they understood and agreed very much.
There is no way, playing tricks on your ears and making you deaf. Such things are too embarrassing. The old scumbags are really embarrassed to say it, and they have no shame to say it.
Li Chengqian told them everything at the beginning, and Li Chengqian just asked them to fire three guns yesterday and ended. They insisted on firing thirty guns by themselves. Now they are deaf and can't say anything.
Fortunately, this kind of deafness is only temporary. According to the two deans of the medical school, it should be able to recover within three to five days. Of course, during the recovery period, you must never fire the fire again, otherwise it is very likely that you will really become deaf.
Chapter completed!