Chapter 62 A Story
The ceremony of enthronement of Zhaoxun was very simple, and it was not easy to use Li Chengqian. It was so simple that it ended with a booklet when Chunxiao was given.
During the day of rest, Li Chengqian had an extra wife for no reason, which made him very uncomfortable. He stood in a mess of thoughts, and a big hand fell on his neck, which shocked him suddenly.
When he looked back, he found that it was Li Er who was slapping him from behind. He immediately bowed and said, "My son has seen his father."
"Forgive" His Majesty Li Er waved his hand, his face was exhausted, but a smile flashed in his eyes, and he said, "After all, I have grown up and know how to tease the girl."
Well, now the reputation of lustfulness cannot be escaped.
However, His Majesty Li Er didn't seem to want Li Chengqian to explain, and sat next to Empress Changsun and said lightly: "I'm tired today, but I have any interesting things to tell you."
It turns out that His Majesty Li Er was addicted to listening to stories last time, and he wanted to listen to stories when he saw Li Chengqian.
"Interesting things?" Li Chengqian repeated with a bitter face. He is not the king of the story, so how could so many interesting things come from?
"You'll be told that you'll be exposed." His Majesty Li Er didn't seem to see Li Chengqian's bitter face, and the old god said.
Isn't it already revealed? Li Chengqian looked at Changsun with a look of help, but found that Changsun didn't look at him at all, so he had to rack his brains to start thinking.
For a moment, I really thought of a story similar to a three-level upgrade, so I slowly moved to the chair on the side of the bed and sat down tentatively. Seeing that my father and mother didn't say anything, I continued, "Father, wait a moment, my son and I will talk about it slowly."
I really wanted to say that I was promoted to three levels in a row, but I thought that I had too many allusions to the government, so Li Chengqian really didn't dare to say it.
During the Southern and Northern Dynasties, there was a country where the prime minister had a daughter in his family. She was born with a beautiful appearance, was ashamed of flowers, and was extremely talented.
The woman was 16 years old. When it was time to get married, she found that she was too knowledgeable and had no worthy husband, so she decided to marry her. As long as the man said the next sentence, she would marry her.
The first sentence written by the woman is: The moon will be the first to get close to the water.
"The moon is the first thing I know when I get close to the water? It's a bit interesting." Li Er was a person with extraordinary knowledge and made great achievements in poetry. When he saw it, he would naturally want to match the previous couple.
At this time, Li Chengqian was naturally not good at talking, so he had to stop talking and wait for Li Er to think about it. However, his heart was curling his lips. Since this sentence was published in the Song Dynasty, it has been through the ages. There is no other sentence except "The flowers and trees in the sun are early to spring". He definitely did not believe that this cheap father could think of it.
Sure enough, after a long time, Li Er let out a long breath, shook his head, and looked at Changsun. It means that he couldn't think of the second couplet for a while, or it was not neat when he met.
However, Comrade Li did not believe that Li Chengqian could fight against him, and believed that he was making trouble. He couldn't help but sigh that this vengeful revenge was indeed worthy of his reputation. After suffering a little grievance, he immediately took out a pair to revenge.
"Speak on." Comrade Li thought about it, but at the same time he also hoped that Li Chengqian really had a second couplet. If not... Li Er decided to beat this kid twenty more boards as a punishment.
"Here!"
The story of a woman's marriage was spread very quickly, but because the couple was too difficult, no one could match her for a while. In the end, the news came to the ears of a playboy outside the city.
The playboy himself is ignorant, but he has a very knowledgeable father, so the playboy goes home and asks with a try-and-see attitude.
Unexpectedly, my father was mocked and finally said that he was not knowledgeable enough. Even if he met, he would have to reveal his feelings. However, it was his own son after all. After hesitating for a long time, he told his son the next sentence.
When Li Er heard this, his eyes slowly opened, waiting for Li Chengqian to say the next sentence. At this time, he had a few abdominal cases in his mind, but he felt that it was not neat, so he didn't say it. At this time, he also wanted to hear what Li Chengqian's next sentence was.
The poor Emperor of Tang Dynasty didn't know that at this moment, Li Chengqian was not fighting alone, but was fighting with the wisdom crystallization of all celebrities for more than 1,300 years. Under the ambiguous information, His Majesty the Emperor naturally had no chance to hit him.
The next sentence is: The flowers and trees facing the sun come early in spring.
"Okay. Good sentence: flowers and trees are coming to the sun early in spring." His Majesty Li Er waited for a long time, and finally waited for Li Chengqian's next sentence. After thinking about it carefully, he couldn't help but slapped his legs and applauded. He also forgot about hitting Li Chengqian's board.
This sentence alone is enough to reveal the story of the Overlord's Meal, which shows that His Majesty Li Er likes the pairings.
"Second brother, Cheng Qian hasn't finished speaking yet." Empress Changsun couldn't help but persuade Li Er to see that he looked a little crazy.
"Yeah. Let's continue, let's continue." His Majesty Li Er waved his hand and said, "After calming for a moment, his hand was waved.
"Here!"
The canvas young master got the next sentence from his father, and naturally he was happy. After a few days, he had the idea of going to the capital to try it. So he found an opportunity to run out of his home and took a little book boy and headed straight to the capital.
Just thinking about what my father said he had not learned along the way, the foolish man felt that he could not let time pass in vain and began to become more studious.
When an old ox was plowing the land, he asked the person what he was doing. So a scholar told him that this was: to turn the land and return to plough (jing), and write down the candles and keep them for later use.
When the sun was drying the water from the puddle on the ground, the soil in the puddle was rolled up, and then asked people what it was. Some scholars told him that this was: the sun rolls the heavenly book.
When I met a doll who was grazing the cattle, naughtyly whipping the flowers on the peach tree with a whip, I asked people what this was. Some scholars told him that this was: Gretting the cattle and whipping the peach blossoms.
Finally, when the candlestick met a little doll, he threw a stone into the well, he still asked someone what it was. A learned person told him that this was: one stone broke the sky in the well.
After four words, the fool said, he arrived in the capital and happily rushed to the prime minister's house. He saw a pair of people hanging opposite the prime minister's house, so he leaned over and pretended to watch.
At this time, the couple was crowded with people, most of them were thinking hard, wanting to express the next sentence and embrace the beauty, but no one could come up with it.
Because the canvas got the next sentence from his father, he was naturally not afraid. He pretended to stand under the pair for a while, then smiled and said, "What's the difficulty?"
The manager of the Prime Minister's Mansion has been waiting here for many days. He was already giving up and was about to pick up his pair and return to his house to report to the Prime Minister. Unexpectedly, someone said that he could answer the next sentence. He was overjoyed and came to the canvassed young master in a few steps and asked, "Does the young master have the next sentence?"
"Of course there is." said the canvas proudly.
"Can you write it?"
"Please take notes." The fool's family knows his family's affairs, and if he really wants him to pick up his pen, it will be completely exposed.
"Please tell me this, young master." The manager saw that the fool was so arrogant, and thought he was disdainful to write in front of him. After all, the handwriting of a literati is very valuable and he would not easily write it to others.
So he wrote down the manager who was "Early Spring in the Sun" shocked the candle, and ordered people to open the middle door and invite the candle into the prime minister's mansion.
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