Chapter 601 Lying Gun (1)
Li Chengqian, who was extremely happy and sad, said that he would not die if he didn't commit suicide. He took Xiaowu away from Chang'an and rushed to his first stop on his journey, Luoyang.
This time, the post was a completely unexpected surprise for him. Except for the fact that the incident was a bit embarrassing, everything else was so perfect.
"Brother Prince, what is it that you don't want to die if you don't want to die? Who died?" Xiao Wu, like Changle, also didn't know the whole process of Li Chengqian being exiled, so after hearing someone's "you don't want to die if you don't want to die if you don't want to die, you can't help but be curious again.
"Some people are alive, but they are dead; some people are dead, but they are still alive..." For some reason, Li Chengqian thought of Zang Kejia and the song "Some People", and naturally said it.
Xiao Wu was completely confused now, feeling completely unaware of what Li Chengqian was talking about, what was the meaning of what he meant by death?
Li Chengqian didn't know what he wanted to say, but he just suddenly thought of it, so he stopped after saying a few words and pressed the long section behind him back into his stomach.
Because the next sentence: Some people ride on the heads of the people: "Ha, I am so great!" If they say it in the Tang Dynasty, it would be a true anti-poem, and it would not be wronged to be beaten immediately.
After looking at Xiao Wu who was confused, Li Chengqian pulled her braid: "It's okay, I just feel a little emotional, I'll be fine."
"Oh." Xiao Wu replied in confusion, then put the matter aside and stopped thinking about it. After all, if Li Chengqian didn't want to say anything, she would not guess anyway, so she simply gave up on guessing what the prince's brother was thinking.
However, the child's patience is limited. After a short while, Xiao Wu thought of other questions: "Brother Prince, what's the fun in Luoyang? Where else do we have to go after going to Luoyang?"
What's fun in Luoyang? Li Chengqian thought about it and found that in this era, there seemed to be no place to play in Luoyang. Besides, the old man asked him to go on a tour of the heavenly storm, so he had to pretend to be like walking around the Tang Dynasty, otherwise it would be like giving his own handle to others to catch him.
Thinking of this, Li Chengqian said to Xiao Wu: "There is nothing fun in Luoyang, but we can go to Dengzhou, where there is a sea, we can go to the beach to play, and we can also take a boat to fish on the sea. In short, Dengzhou is good!"
"Dengzhou? That's in Shandong?" Xiao Wu's face was about to be drawn together. If he really went to Dengzhou in Shandong, it would be so far away. And it was so dangerous on the way, if something went wrong...
"Yes, it's the one in Shandong. We haven't been there for a long time. Only Wang Xuance said that Shandong is very different now than before. This time, I happened to take the opportunity to go and see it." Li Chengqian nodded, then began to get distracted again, and he fell into a trance. He thought about this and that.
In the sixth year of Zhenguan, big snakes were often seen everywhere. This was the intelligence collected by the intelligence department. Reports of big snakes were often found in various prefectures. However, this matter was not a big deal in Li Chengqian's opinion. Big snakes were just big dragons, and there was no need to make a fuss. If they were placed in the later heavenly dynasty, no matter how big the snake was, it would have been eaten by someone.
However, it is the Tang Dynasty now, not in the later celestial dynasty, so the big snake is still very terrifying, not because of the big snake itself, but because some people regard the big snake as a monster or a dragon and dare not touch it at all.
"Brother Prince, can we stay in Luoyang?" Xiao Wu did not give Li Chengqian time to continue in a daze. After turning his eyes a few times, he pulled Li Chengqian's sleeve and begged.
"Why? Didn't you say last year that you wanted to go to Shandong to see your unscrupulous brother?" Li Chengqian came to his senses and asked in confusion as he looked at Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu was asked by Li Chengqian and said timidly: "Because, because..., because there are snakes on the road, it is said in the palace that the snakes outside are as thick as two buckets. They only need to eat one bite of people, and they have to eat hundreds of people a day to fill them."
Do you have to eat hundreds of people a day? Li Chengqian's expression froze on his face. After a while, he smiled bitterly and pinched Xiao Wu's nose: "Mei'er, there are many hundreds of people. Two snakes as thick as buckets cannot eat that much in a day, and even if they can eat it, it is impossible to eat so much every day."
"But that snake is a monster, Prince, it's a monster!" Xiao Wu said very seriously, with a hint of fear in his eyes.
"Mei'er, can you tell you a story?" When Xiao Wu talked about the big snake and the monster, Li Chengqian decisively thought of the white snake and Xu Xian, and then classic scenes such as stealing fairy grass and flooding Jinshan.
"Is it a story about a snake?" Xiao Wu was not stupid. Li Chengqian was going to tell her a story when she just mentioned the big snake. How could she not have associations?
Li Chengqian smiled admirably and patted Xiao Wu's head gently: "Yes, an accident about the big snake is very nice. Should Mei'er listen?"
"Well..., wouldn't it be scary?" Xiao Wu asked nervously, biting his fingers lightly.
"No!" Li Chengqian shook his head.
"Then let's talk about it, Mei'er wants to listen!" Xiao Wu knew that Li Chengqian was good at telling stories. As long as it was not scary, she still liked to listen.
"Okay, listen!" Looking at Xiao Wu's concentration, Li Chengqian smiled faintly, calmed down, and said with a light cough in a low voice: "Shili Pinghu..., uh, no, I'm wrong, it's not this paragraph, I'll say it again!"
From Chang'an to Luoyang, Li Chengqian had no leisure time along the way. Every day, he would wash up and get on the carriage and start talking, until the sun shadows set in the west, and then... continue the next day.
Bai Suzhen transformed by the white snake, Xiaoqing transformed by the green snake, Xu Xian, a natural stupid scholar, and Fahai, who is rigid and inhumane, are the characters in the story as if they have come alive in everyone's heart through the narrative of Li Chengqian.
From the first day of the story, Xiao Wu and Yang Yuxin never left Li Chengqian's carriage again. Even Ye Mei abandoned her mount and sat on the shaft of Li Chengqian's carriage, taking over the job of the coachman.
Boat borrows an umbrella, meets with broken bridges, steals Ganoderma lucidum grass, water floods Jinshan Temple, White Snake Yongzhen Leifeng Pagoda... The story tells that the two little girls in the car are already crying, and even Ye Mei, who is driving, can't help but shed a sad tears
"Brother Prince, White Snake is so pitiful. Where is the Leifeng Tower? Let's push it down?" Xiao Wu didn't care whether there was any big snake on the road at this time, and was only thinking about how to save Bai Suzhen in the story.
Note: Leifeng Pagoda was actually built in the Song Dynasty, but Jinshan Temple was built in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. In the story, the Leifeng Pagoda was moved forward for hundreds of years because of the need. I hope everyone can understand it. In addition, Fahai was actually born after 800 AD, and was moved forward for 200 years because of the need of the story.^_^
Chapter completed!