"I thought he was confused at first."

The big man said helplessly: "But after seeing many doctors, they all said that he did not have mental illness at all."

"Uncle, let him drink first! Don't leave when the banquet is over later, I'll check it out."

I listened to the big man's words in full, and felt that Xiao Ping's head must have been plagued by dirty things.

First of all, how could a person who doesn’t drink wine suddenly become interested in alcohol and feel uncomfortable all over without drinking.

Secondly, even if he really wants to drink alcohol, is it normal to drink alcohol as cold water but not vomit blood?

"Little brother, who are you?"

The big man probably drank a lot. He just talked about seniority with my father-in-law, and now he called me a little brother again. He looked at me confusedly, as if he didn't understand what I meant.

But the father-in-law quickly reacted and echoed repeatedly: "My son-in-law is a yin and yang meal, so he can help him see."

After hearing this, the big man screamed and looked at me in a panic: "Did Xiao Liuzi really get evil?"

I wasn't sure before the investigation, so I asked him to calm down and wait until the show ended, I'll find an opportunity to try Xiaoping's head before talking about it.

This kind of wedding banquet usually leaves after eating. In addition, Xiao Pingtou made a fuss just now, and not long after, everyone retreated, leaving only Xiao Pingtou.

I coughed lightly, walked up and patted Xiao Ping's shoulder and said, "Brother, I don't think you're drinking so much, why don't we continue drinking in another place?"

"That's good, you can go wherever you say!"

When Xiao Pingtou heard that I wanted to invite him to drink, his face immediately became happy. Before he finished speaking, he stood up and looked like he was following me.

This was simply an absolute wine demon king. I smiled helplessly and looked at my father-in-law.

My father-in-law saw my thoughts and took the initiative to say, "Let's go to my house, let's have a good drink."

After saying that, I took Xiao Pingtou and Dahan home. Dahan's face was full of worry, and he kept asking me with his eyes along the way.

I pretended not to see it, and I was talking to Xiao Pingtou all the time. This kid couldn't do without drinking three words. He gave me the feeling that as long as he could drink, he would make him call him father.

After arriving home, Yin Xinyue and her mother-in-law were very happy to entertain guests. After listening to my quietly explaining, their mother-in-law showed concern on her face. Yin Xinyue grinded her silver teeth and grabbed my ears and ran back to the bedroom, cursing angrily: "What's wrong with you? Do you think it's not too much trouble to get such a person at home during the Chinese New Year?"

Her hands were very strong, and her eyes were red and she was almost crying. This was a situation that I had never seen before. Only then did I realize the special nature of my career, and it felt that it was really abrupt to bring the little flat head back.

But if you take on this kind of thing, you can't drive away the person, and you're at a loss for a moment.

Yin Xinyue glared at me for a while, sighed, and lowered her voice: "Brother Zhang, do you know why I have never opposed you as much as Ruxue as she does to death? Because I am your woman, I will support all your decisions and accompany you through any dangers. But after all, my parents are old. In the future... please don't try to let them get involved in this kind of thing?"

"sorry."

Unexpectedly, I had a whim and caused such great harm to her. I hugged Yin Xinyue and said seriously that I promised you, this is the first and last time.

As he was talking, Xiao Pingtou's clamor came from the main hall: "Brother Zhang, where did you go? You'll be missing!"

"Go, don't drink too much." Xinyue forced a smile and helped me sort out my clothes.

After I arrived at the living room, Xiao Pingtou had already drunk it, and his father-in-law and the big man were also covered in alcohol. I looked at the bottle of wine and couldn't help but widen my eyes. After just a while, they actually had half a pound of white wine!

My father-in-law looked at Xiao Ping's head and said that most of it was drunk by him. In addition to the previous drinks, this kid drank at least three or four kilograms of wine, but except for the heavy alcohol smell, he was not drunk at all.

I planned to check the truth before he got drunk. My plan was ruined if he was drunk, so I had to quietly signal my father-in-law and the big man, and the three of them took turns to toasting Xiao Pingtou.

If it were someone else, I would have been begging for mercy, but the other person from the Big Malaysian Golden Knife accepted the challenge of the three of us!

After a few rounds, the man couldn't hold it anymore and fell to the sofa swayingly. After a while, he fell asleep.

"Don't worry about him, let's continue."

Xiao Pingtou glanced at the big man and said with a look of contempt. After that, he politely poured wine for my father-in-law and me.

Although my father-in-law was not drunk, he was old and I didn't dare to let him drink too much, so I let Xiao Pingtou drink it himself for a while and sneaked out of the house with my father-in-law on the excuse of going out to buy wine.

"These kids are so good to drink."

My father-in-law complained as soon as he left the house, and then asked me what to do.

I thought about it and asked my father-in-law if there is honey at home. Honey has a hypnotic effect and should make him sleepy.

My father-in-law said there was no at home, but someone in the village kept bees, so he hurried out of the house.

I gritted my teeth and went back to the house and continued to drink with Xiao Pingtou. The most annoying thing was that he would drink it himself, and he had to force me to drink it. As long as I showed a little bit of the inability to drink, he would be in a rhythm of changing every minute.

When I was about to spit it out, my father-in-law finally came back with two cans of honey and asked me how to use it.

"Give it to me! You can lie down in the bedroom first."

I looked at my breathless father-in-law and said with some distress.

My father-in-law nodded, handed me the honey and went to bed. After I took the honey to the table, Xiao Pingtou asked dissatisfiedly: "Brother, where is your father-in-law."

"He is preparing the dishes, and it will be here later. Let's drink some of this first."

I handed him the honey and said with a deliberately smile: "You guy is a good man to drink alcohol. You won't be timid when you drink honey, right?"

"Who said that I can finish it in one breath."

Xiao Pingtou said with his neck in an instant, then asked me with confusion on his face, what did he ask him to drink honey?

I was afraid that if I dragged on, he would see what I was thinking, so I quickly said, "If you don't drink this, I won't drink with you."

After hearing this, he immediately raised the jar and pointed it at his mouth, poured it on, and drank no drop of honey in a short while.

"Haha...I'm finished drinking, let's drink, drink."

Xiao Pingtou wiped the residue from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly, "I looked at his round belly, completely confused."

This is honey, I'm really worried if he will die of suffocation.

At this point, I could only sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman. Every time I drank a cup, my stomach rolled and my head became groggy.

I kept biting the tip of my tongue with my teeth and preventing myself from lying down. If I fell asleep before him, it would be useless.

Fortunately, after drinking for a while, his speech became slower and slower, and the enthusiasm on his face dissipated little by little. Finally, he fell asleep on the table.

I was overjoyed and quickly ran to the bathroom and reached into my mouth, forcing myself to spit out the wine I had drunk before.

Then I put a can of cold water and rinsed my mouth. I felt that I was in a much better condition. I searched around the yard and saw a rusty iron chain!

The iron chain is smelly and has a few dog hairs. It should have been used to tie dogs when raising dogs at home.

The dog happened to be spiritual and just met my needs. I immediately went into the house and tied it up with iron chains. Then I carried him to the room where I usually used to store grain. I found two beds of bedding to wash to cover him. Finally, I put two bottles of open-covered wine in the corner of the room.

After doing all this, I climbed up the house and saw that I could see the little flat head lying on the roof. Then I breathed a sigh of relief and quickly went back to the room to sleep.

When I woke up, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and my father-in-law and the others had already had a meal.

Yin Xinyue put the food she had left for me on the table, saying that the man had already returned home and asked me to take good care of his cousin before leaving.

"I feel so relieved, aren't you afraid that I will sell his brother?"

I said unexpectedly, and my father-in-law explained that the man would have to visit relatives tomorrow. I nodded and asked them to rest early and not make any noise at night.

The portraits of Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong have been posted at the door. With these two door gods, they actually dare not get close to ordinary dirty things.

But Yin Xinyue's words today moved me. To be on the safe side, I put a few talismans on the doors and windows of the second elders, then put on a thick down jacket and climbed onto the roof with a blanket.

The weather was very good during the day these days, and the snow on the ground had melted. It was particularly cold at night, so I had to stare at Xiao Ping's head while smoking. In order to prevent being discovered, I didn't even dare to expose the cigarette butts.
Chapter completed!