Chapter 410: Urinary Pot Demon Talk
It turned out that half a month ago, Li Mazi's second uncle got something strange. It was after he got this thing that his second uncle became like this.
Huanghuai Village is famously poor in the local area because the land here is very barren, and the villagers have no choice but to reclaim a lot of farmland around the cemetery.
After all, the soil in the cemetery is very fertile. Although this place is very weird, as long as the villagers go to water it during the day, nothing will happen.
One afternoon in half a month, Li Mazi and his second uncle came to the cemetery with a hoe to loosen the soil. As a result, they dug up a hard thing.
At first, he didn't care, and thought he had dug a stone.
However, when he continued to dig down, Li Mazi's second uncle found something was wrong, because the thing seemed to be not a stone, but a metal. When the hoe hit it, it made a crisp sound of "dong" and "dong".
This completely attracted his attention. Li Mazi's second uncle liked to watch TV. He often watched TV broadcasts that someone dug out the treasures, and then the whole family made a fortune. He also thought he had such a lucky fortune, and without saying a word, he dug out the things.
But what was dug out surprised him. It turned out to be just a rusty copper pot.
Li Mazi's second uncle was so angry that he almost smashed the copper pot! After all, he took a lot of effort, but he dug out such a thing and felt uncomfortable if anyone met it.
But if you think about it carefully, it is a waste to smash it. Why not just pick it up and use it as a urinal? After all, rural people get up in the middle of the night and like to urinate in the house. This thing can be useful.
So Li Mazi's second uncle brought the copper pot home, but not long after he took it home, his second uncle got abnormal and got into a strange habit of eating soil.
When I heard the whole story, I was confused with capital letters. What the hell is this? I didn’t ask what kind of pot it was, Li Mazi’s second uncle dared to use it to pee.
I concluded that this copper pot must be a silence.
Li Mazi's second uncle urinated at the penis and wouldn't offend this thing. I must first see what the copper pot is from before I can think of a solution.
Thinking of this, I turned around and left.
When Li Mazi saw that I was about to leave, he hurriedly asked me where I was going. I replied to him in anger and said, "Go back to bed."
Monk Li Mazi was confused. He seemed unwilling to get only such an answer. He grabbed me and asked me if I wouldn't dig a grave anymore. I told him that if he was idle, he would dig alone.
At this moment, Li Mazi realized that I was playing tricks on him before.
Li Mazi was a little angry, but he had to rely on me for everything, so he could only hold it in and pretend to be pleasing to me.
I laughed.
When I returned to Li Mazi's second uncle's house, Li Mazi asked his cousin to arrange a place for us to live. I thought I could have a bed for each person, but as a result, I was overthinking and there was only one extra bed in the room, so I could only squeeze and sleep with Li Mazi.
On the bed, Li Mazi kept asking me when to help his second uncle and how to help him?
Finally, he even talked to me about how to divide the evil things? This shameless guy actually wanted to share the debt with me, so I immediately rolled his eyes.
As we chatted, we were all sleepy and went to bed.
When I woke up, it was already evening. Erdan asked us to go out for dinner. I found a problem while having dinner. Why didn’t there be a woman in his family?
So I asked Erdan, and Erdan's answer was obviously a bit vague, saying that his wife took her daughter to live with her mother-in-law's house. Such a strange thing happened at home, for fear of hurting the child.
And I also noticed that when he was talking, he kept staring at Li Mazi, as if asking for Li Mazi's consent. Li Mazi kept blinking, which made me feel strange, which made me feel wary.
At this moment, a thought arises from the heart. Could it be that Li Mazi wants to harm me?
But I soon gave up this idea. Although Li Mazi is greedy, he never does anything that hurts the world because he has a thief heart but no courage. Even if he kills someone with a knife, he will not have the courage.
After dinner, Li Mazi couldn't wait to ask me what to do next?
I actually had a plan for a long time. This matter was not too difficult. If nothing unexpected happened, it would be easy to solve it tonight. I asked Li Mazi to bring the copper pot dug out by his second uncle first.
But Li Mazi looked embarrassed. Only then did I realize that their family thought the copper pot was an ominous thing, so on the third day after Li Mazi's second uncle had an accident, he threw the copper pot into the river.
At that time, I thought I had heard it wrong and was thrown into the river and washed away? Why would I ask me to do it?
I immediately shook my head and asked Erdan to hurry up and handle the funeral for his father.
When Erdan heard me telling me to take care of the funeral, she was anxious at the time. She hugged my legs crying, knelt in front of me, and asked me to save his father.
"Brother Zhang, you have also seen it. My second uncle is a pitiful person. You can't stand by death and refuse to save him. I remember that there is a technique in our industry called "Stealing the Sky to Change the Sun". You are a god. This simple "Stealing the Sky to Change the Sun" should not be a big deal for you, right? Please, for my sake, save my second uncle." Li Mazi also came over and begged me.
In this way, I had one left leg and one right leg, and I couldn't walk even if I wanted to. What Li Mazi said about stealing the sky and changing the sun was actually not a trick of the Yinwu merchant, but a unique skill of tomb robbers.
Because when these tomb robbers robbers stole some large tombs, they could not take some of the personal belongings of the tomb owner, such as the night pearl held in their mouths, the centering jade worn on their necks, and the anal plug that blocked the chrysanthemums. These things would become corpses as soon as they were taken, so their ancestors invented a technique called stealing the sky and changing the sun.
The so-called stealing of the sky and changing the sun means using ordinary things to drop expensive things to achieve the purpose of deceived the dead. But this method is very complicated. I also occasionally saw it in the books left by my grandfather. I don’t know any specific steps, so how dare I use it to save people?
But they hugged me and cried and made a fuss. If I don’t help them solve the problem, I will feel sorry for it.
After all, I am a soft-hearted person, so I had to grit my teeth and treat the dead as a living horse!
"I'll tell you first. This is the first time I've used this method. If something goes wrong, don't look for me." I reminded.
Li Mazi nodded repeatedly and asked me what should I do next?
I have no clue. If the Yin object is there, I just need to wait until the early morning when Li Mazi's second uncle was sick and let his second uncle lead the way, and we can seal the Yin spirit into the Yin object.
But now it’s a lot of trouble. It’s the first time I use it to steal the day and change the day. I can only rely on my own memory and think about what I need.
First, I asked Erdan to find a clay pot. Clay pots are not small in rural areas like theirs and can be easily found. Then I made a list and asked Li Mazi to go to a Chinese medicine store to buy some medicinal materials, which are all Chinese herbal medicines that restrain yin energy.
With these things, it's basically enough. In the end, you need a bottle of black blood, authentic black blood.
Black Dog Blood is the nemesis of evil things. Even if the method fails, the ghost cannot hurt us.
Li Mazi said this was easy to deal with, so his second uncle's family raised a big black dog. But Erdan hesitated. He said he couldn't do anything to the dog. He had been raising this dog for nearly ten years, like a relative.
I was speechless immediately and asked him to buy a black dog with people in the village. It was not easy to get black dog blood. At the beginning, Erdan actually pressed the dog and wanted to bleed it.
If I hadn't seen it in time, I wouldn't know how they would have to do it. I stopped them in time and asked Li Mazi to find a way to make the dog faint, and then successfully took out the black dog's blood.
In this way, most of the things are gathered together, and now we only need to wait for the early morning to come.
The waiting in the early morning was long, because Li Mazi and I had slept in the afternoon, so we were very energetic, while Erdan felt a little sleepy.
Chapter completed!