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The first thousand and sixty-six chapters burn money

When I heard that I had money, I had a lot of 10 million. The villagers who were excited just after they were ready to fall asleep became energetic again, and they gathered together without me urging me.

Liu Laoliu first asked several villagers to build a bonfire and moved a chair and sat down.

Then he developed his ability to just talk nonsense.

He said that he is actually a director - I think he is more like an actor and a complete acting player.

The purpose of his coming here was to find the most primitive and simple village and shoot a documentary about worshiping ancestors in rural areas.

The blonde girl who escaped in the middle of the night was an actor in the crew. She came to test whether the people in this village were honest and trustworthy? So what about acting skills? It turns out that the innocent village is the best choice. After a while, the camera will come and start shooting immediately.

After the filming is completed, there will be a bonus of 10 million to be given to everyone as a hard-earned fee.

You know, this old man really pretends to be like anything. He leans on the chair, raises his legs on stilts, and speaks in a pair of thin, slow words mixed with a few half-baked Cantonese words. It really looks like that.

Immediately, he called Zhujiang Dayu again and introduced it to everyone, saying that this was a scene recorder and a setter. Everyone first built the background according to his requirements, and as soon as the camera arrived, the shooting would start immediately!

Liu Laoliu made up his lies perfectly. I don’t know how he came up with it, and he was able to get into the role so quickly.

Jiang Dayu is obviously not as skilled as Liu Laoliu in the profound knowledge of deceiving people, but building an altar is his old profession.

More than an hour later, the altar was built, and Liu Laoliu chatted all over again, saying that once this movie was released, your village would be famous all over the country and become a famous tourist attraction. You can make a lot of money by doing any business. You can cook potatoes at least ten yuan, and you won’t sell them for 9.9 yuan! Just your earthen kang hut, how much does it cost to sleep in one night? What? Three hundred? That was the first half of the night! You have to make at least eight hundred yuan a whole night, and you have to make an appointment a week in advance, and you won’t even have to wait for it if you are late.

Just his nonsense, the villagers who had never left the house and had never seen the world were stunned.

After a while, two dazzling lights flashed from the distance, followed by a loud horn.

After looking closer, two cars were indeed driven.

There is a Hummer in front and an off-road jeep in the back.

This village is in a remote and remote area, so how can there be any car? When the villagers saw it, they looked at Liu Laoliu with a little more respect.

Until the car stopped outside the crowd, a group of people got out of the car, some carrying cameras and some carrying money boxes, hurried over. The villagers' faces turned red, as if they all saw the day when Wunun Village's rich man was soaked.

The group of people was a fat man with a messy hair and a sleepy face.

"Sixth Master..." He rushed over and said, "I brought both the money and the camera, and the crane is also started. It is on the way, and it may have to wait a while before we arrive."

"Yes." Liu Laoliu didn't even raise his eyelids, but just responded lightly. Then he pointed to the man carrying the money box and said, "Take the money over."

The man quickly stepped forward and handed over the box.

Liu Laoliu opened two cash boxes and poured a whole of 100 new bundles of 100 yuan bills on the ground with a rush.

The villagers have never seen so much money, and their eyes suddenly became straight!

Liu Laoliu stood up and said, "Okay, now I'll tell you how to act in this drama."

"This is a sacrifice to ancestors, and there are two types of people. There are two types of people in your village, and there are two surnames of ghosts? One surname is the master's family and the other surname is the slave's family. The master's surname is divided into eight million, and the slave's surname is divided into two million. Whoever is the master's family, you can study it yourself, but it only takes one minute. If you haven't decided after the timeout, I will burn 10,000 yuan every 10 seconds. Okay, now start the timing."

After hearing what he said, not only the villagers and the people who later gave money to carry the camera, but also Jiang Dayu and I were a little confused. What medicine was he selling in this gourd?

The villagers were confused at first, but then they started to argue fiercely.

Liu Laoliu looked at him with interest, then stared at his phone and looked at the time.

"Has it been decided? No, right?" As he said that, he waved his hand, picked up a bundle of 100-dollar bills and went into the fire, and instantly burned it to paper ashes.

"Not yet?" Another bundle.

He seemed to care nothing, and he would only give ten thousand yuan, but these villagers had already subconsciously treated the money as their own, and he felt a little distressed when he saw him burning it like this.

After he burned more than 100,000 yuan in a row, the sister-in-law stood up and said, "Director Liu, we have decided to be the master's family, and the ghost's family."

"Well, it's very good." Liu Laoliu nodded with a smile, then pointed to the lane again: "Did you see that car? It's called Hummer. This car is sold as an old one and is more expensive than this pile of money. Now I want to choose a priest. Whoever is elected will belong to this car. It's still the same rule. Give you a minute, otherwise I will dismantle the car."

When the fat man who came to the leader heard this, he was so scared that he swallowed his saliva suddenly. He shook his neck with a little distress, but he didn't dare to say anything.

When the villagers heard this, they started to argue more fiercely. Whether it was eight million or two million, they were allocated to everyone, but now the car is for one person!

"Sixth Master, is your method effective? These villagers should not join forces to fool you, and they can just make someone out. No matter who gets it, the whole village will share the money. Wouldn't you just smash the show?"

Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "Many times, the process is more important than the result. What I want to look at is the process of their discussion. From this, you can find clues. It doesn't matter what kind of result you choose."

Seeing that no one stood up, Liu Laoliu took out a thick stick from the bonfire, walked to the car, and whispered: "There is no result yet, right?"

With a bang, the reversing mirror was smashed down.

Bang!

Another one!

Pop! The front barrier glass also shattered into pieces, but it was still stuck and not falling off.

Every time he smashed, the villagers' eyes pounded, and the fat man who gave the money also shook his body.

"No! Don't mess it up! Director Liu, we've chosen it." The sister-in-law stood up again and pushed a child forward.

It's her son.

"Oh, very good, kid, come here." Liu Laoliu threw down the short stick in his hand and greeted him with a smile.

The child walked over timidly, and Liu Laoliu touched his head and asked, "How old are you?"

"At 8 years old."

"What's your name?"

"Ghost peace."

Liu Laoliu turned cold on his face, and pulled out a gun from his back with a whoosh, hitting the local dog standing outside the crowd with a bang.

He deliberately did not kill him, and the dog was yelling miserably.

The next second, Liu Laoliu turned his spear and pressed it against the child's forehead!
Chapter completed!
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