Chapter 9 It's time to lose weight
When He Xiangu saw that Sun Wukong could actually grab her whisk with his bare hands, she was shocked. Suddenly, she felt a huge force coming from her hand. She hurriedly let go, but she still rushed towards Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong showed a playful smile on his face, and his figure flashed. He avoided the rushing towards him, and then reached out to slap her on her buttocks.
"Bang."
"ah."
The crisp slap and the angrily scream sounded at the same time.
He Xiangu felt a sharp pain on her butt, and subconsciously reached out to block her butt, flying forward like a kitten stepping on a flame.
Sun Wukong did not continue to chase after him and said with a smile: "The child is rude and disobedient, and he will hit you with a spank."
The Peony Fairy below was stunned when she saw this scene, then bent down and giggled, looking gloating.
He Xiangu came back from shame and anger, and suddenly became furious. He turned his head and rushed towards Sun Wukong, wanting to fight against him.
Seeing the fairy girl rushing over, Sun Wukong shook his right hand and laughed and said, "Okay, do it again, the touch just now was quite wonderful."
Upon hearing this, He Xiangu quickly stopped her body. After a fight just now, she could see that her strength was not a little different from the other party.
"You are a stinky monkey, you are shameless, you do such a shameless thing."
Although he didn't dare to rush over and attack, He Xiangu was really angry, so he pointed at Sun Wukong and cursed.
The words He Xiangu was really weak, so Sun Wukong didn't care at all and continued to joke with her.
"Little girl, when I was slapping you on my butt just now, I found that there was too much fat on your butt, soft and elastic. It's time to lose weight, otherwise I won't get married in the future."
"You" Xiangu He was so angry that she couldn't speak. Although her appearance was a little worse than the Peony Fairy, who was known as the second beauty in the Heavenly Court, her figure was slimmer than the Peony Fairy. Now she was called fat because of her soft butt. This is really outrageous.
Fairy Peony saw that Fairy He was so angry that she trembled all over, and rubbed her stomach and laughed again.
"Sun Wukong used to be a monkey, maybe he really didn't know."
Fairy He had no choice but to deal with Sun Wukong. When she heard Fairy Peony's gloating laughter, her heart flashed with inspiration and immediately decided to burn the war on her.
"Your good friend Fairy Peony is fatter than me. If you don't believe it, you will know if you go over and hit her."
Sun Wukong pretended to fall in front of the Peony Fairy and said with a smile: "Well, really, come here and let me try it."
After several contacts, Fairy Peony knew that she was a fun person by nature. She was afraid that he would come over and hit him, so she quickly reached out to protect her butt, took a few steps back, and shouted: "Don't listen to her, she is sowing discord."
"Well, sow discord, huh, this little girl is so naughty, she needs to beat her up."
Sun Wukong looked fierce and rushed towards He Xiangu again. The latter screamed in shock, turned his head and ran away.
In order to escape as quickly as possible, her hands subconsciously placed on both sides of her body.
Sun Wukong easily caught up with her and slapped her again.
"Bang."
Accompanied by the crisp sound, Fairy He jumped into the white clouds, and then a vicious scolding came back.
"Sun Wukong, I and you are not finished."
"It's best if you don't finish it. When your butt is itchy in the future, come and find me again."
Sun Wukong replied with a smile, then flashed and fell next to the Peony Fairy.
Fairy Peony was afraid that he was still thinking about spanking, so she quickly changed the topic and asked: "Aren't your Pengtai Island besieged by the Heavenly Warriors and Generals of the Heavenly Court? Why do you still have time to come here?"
Sun Wukong smiled proudly and said, "They were all beaten away by my subordinates. Humph, a group of cowards are just full. My old Sun's troops have only sent four-fifths, and they all ran away."
"Run."
Fairy Peony's eyes widened, her mouth widened, looking unbelievable.
Heavenly Court and Western Buddhism are definitely the two strongest forces in the three realms today. They were defeated by Sun Wukong at the same time. This news is indeed too shocking.
After a while, Fairy Peony came back to her senses from the shocking news and said, "Then congratulations."
Sun Wukong found a big stone to sit down, crossed his legs, and asked, "What is the relationship between Fairy He and you just now."
"I went to earth privately and was discovered by Heaven. She came to arrest me."
"Hmph, you lie, but you are not a good kid who lie. You will be spanked."
While Sun Wukong was speaking, he shook his right hand as a deterrent. Fairy Peony was kind by nature. If Fairy He just came to catch her, she would never ask Sun Wukong to kill Fairy He at the beginning, at most he would beat her away. So there must be something else in this.
Seeing Sun Wukong's right hand raised, Fairy Peony subconsciously took a step back, hesitated for a moment before he hesitating: "She and Lu Dongbin are very close."
Sun Wukong screamed sarcastically: "It turns out that he is a rival in love. No wonder you want to kill her! Damn, a jealous woman is so scary."
Fairy Peony lowered her head deeply and whispered: "I was just angry at that time, and I later changed my words and asked you to let her go."
Seeing that the Peony Fairy still looked ashamed, Sun Wukong comforted her: "I was just kidding, you are not wrong at all. When dealing with your love rival, you must be as cruel as the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves. You must stuff her snowflakes in winter and wear a cotton jacket in summer."
Although he was full of worries, Fairy Peony couldn't help but smile when she heard these strange words.
Sun Wukong sat up from the big stone, stretched his waist and asked, "So, where are you going next? The killing has begun, and wandering around is not a good idea. If you are not careful, you will become someone else's target for completing the killing. You are so beautiful, you may be xxoo first and then ooxx."
Now that the killing disaster has begun, some practitioners who are carrying the killing disaster will wander around and hunt and complete the killing disaster mission. Sun Wukong just saw that the Peony Fairy's vitality is still acceptable, but he is frivolous when he starts to do it, so he reminds him.
"The demons on Pengtai Island actually withstood the joint attack between Buddhism and Heaven. No one will dare to send troops to attack them in the future."
When Fairy Peony thought of this, she smiled and said to Sun Wukong: "I'll stay in your place for a while, okay."
"No problem, but if the news spreads, you will become a member of our demon clan."
Chapter completed!