Chapter 856 Buddhism dispatched
An old man asked him to take off his pants and show him what it means and what purpose it is.
Sun Wukong was stunned at first, then he flew over the table and stood up, cursing: "Look at your mother, see that my old grandson killed your dead glass."
With a loud "bang." The round table flying towards the old man Wulong was shattered by him with a wave of his hand. At the same time, Sun Wukong waved his right hand and the golden cudgel came out in emergency and turned into a golden lightning and smashed it towards the old man Wulong.
"Everyone is a man, let me see what's going on. If your place looks good, I can introduce a great beauty to you."
The old man Wulong spoke, but his movements were not slow at all. He flashed his body and avoided the heavy blow of the golden cudgel.
Just as Sun Wukong was about to pursue him, a black shadow flashed and stopped him and the old man Oolong. It was Dong Huang Taijun, the leader of the League of Demons.
"You get out of the way, my old man wants to teach that old man a lesson."
The strength of Donghuang Taijun is unknown. Old Wulong's quasi-saint cultivation level is. With Sun Wukong's conceit, he doesn't want to face the two of them at the same time. Another reason is that Donghuang Taijun has always been polite and polite. Before he takes the initiative to turn against him, Sun Wukong is not embarrassed to fight him.
Dong Huang Taijun didn't get out of the way and said, "Elder Wulong had suffered a severe brain damage before, this one."
When Dong Huang Taijun said this, he reached out and pointed at his head, lowered his voice and said, "I'm a little funny, don't be as knowledgeable as him."
"Showdo."
Sun Wukong turned his gaze to Donghuang Taijun's face, and was about to tell whether what he was saying was true or not, Donghuang Taijun waved to Elder Wulong and said coldly: "You said the wrong thing, come and apologize to the Monkey King."
After the old man Wulong did not dodge, a layer of black light was already emitted from the original body protection. When he heard the order of Dong Huang Taijun, he immediately dissipated the black light of the body protection. He flashed to Sun Wukong and bent down to apologize: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me."
Sun Wukong glanced at Donghuang Taijun and said in his heart: "What kind of strength is this guy? He can actually make this old man with quasi-saint cultivation listen to him like this."
After the old man Wulong finished speaking, he saw that Sun Wukong did not respond, so he continued, "You will not accept my apology. Well, then I will kneel down and kowtow to you."
After the old man Wulong said that, he actually knelt down and then leaned over and kowtowed, but was pulled up by Donghuang Taijun.
"There is no need to do this. There are a lot of Master Monkey King, so I must have forgiven you."
Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong and others were stunned again, and at the same time they believed the funny statement of the old man Wulong. Otherwise, a strong man with quasi-saint cultivation would never kneel down and kowtow to others!
"Damn, my old grandson was actually teased by an old madman."
Sun Wukong was a little amused, but he was too lazy to argue with a lunatic, so he flashed and returned to his original position to sit down.
Dong Huang Taijun frowned and hesitated for a moment, and said, "You go down first."
The old man Wulong immediately shook his head and said firmly: "No, you are not familiar with these people yet, I must stay by your side."
Dong Huang Taijun didn't force himself, but just put forward a condition: "Then don't talk nonsense, I'll let you speak, you can talk."
Old Man Wulong looked embarrassed on his face, looked at Sun Wukong again, and said, "But it's only ten days, this kid looks pretty good. If he has no problem with that, then choose him."
As soon as this was said, plus the words "introduce a great beauty" that Old Man Wulong said just now, Lion Camel King and others understood why he wanted Sun Wukong to take off his pants. The old man wanted to introduce Sun Wukong to someone, but was afraid that there would be any problems with him, so he wanted to check it out first.
After understanding the intention of the old man Wulong, the Lion Camel King and others all looked at Sun Wukong with different expressions.
Feeling the laughing eyes of everyone, Sun Wukong snorted coldly and said angrily, "Tell him to close his beak, otherwise I, Old Sun, would be polite."
Donghuang Taijun turned his head and looked at the old man Wulong and said slowly, "You'd better go down first."
"But"
"Nothing but, step down."
"yes."
Old Man Wulong didn't dare to hold on anymore, so he bent down and bowed and retreated.
Afterwards, Donghuang Taiyi asked someone to set up the table again, put on the wine and fruits, and then said lightly: "It makes you laugh. He doesn't usually do this. He is just so anxious about finding a husband for my sister Li Si recently. That's why Lu Dongbin was caught by him because of this reason."
After hearing this, Lion Camel King, Kalan and Fenghua Luoxia were both stunned. The latter said in confusion: "I caught Lu Dongbin in order to find a husband for your sister."
"Yes." Dong Huang Taijun nodded, not understanding why the Lion Camel King and the other three looked strange, while Sun Wukong and another female Taoist priest (Peony Fairy) smiled at each other.
Fenghua Luoxia hesitated for a moment, and still asked the question in her heart: "But Lu Dongbin is a woman, your sister likes women."
Donghuang Taijun looked puzzled and said, "Lu Dongbin is obviously a man."
As soon as these words came out, the Lion Camel King, Kalan and Fenghua Luoxia were stunned at first, then turned their heads and glared at Sun Wukong and the Peony Fairy. The Lion Camel King even cursed in his heart: "Ma, I was cheated by this guy nv. I was fantasizing about making Lu Dongbin xxoo at that time. Oh, it's so disgusting."
Seeing the depressed look of the Lion Camel King and the other three, Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing, and Fairy Peony also pursed her lips and smirked.
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The holy realm of Lingshan, Xitian, Leiyin Temple.
In the magnificent hall, purple air lingers. Tathagata Buddha sat upright on the spiritual platform, and below are Guanyin Bodhisattva and one hundred and eight golden arhats.
The Dragon Subduing Arhat took a step forward and said, "Buddha, the Buddhist disciples who are about to participate in the war have been summoned."
Buddha Tathagata said, "Then do what I told you."
"yes."
After many arhats bowed and retreated, Guanyin Bodhisattva said, "Buddha, Sun Wukong has also arrived at Pengtai Island. I once promised not to participate in matters related to him."
Last time, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Sun Wukong agreed to win two battles in three battles. In the last battle, the Holy Mother of Golden Spirit came in and forced Guanyin Bodhisattva away.
Strictly speaking, the bet on Guanyin Bodhisattva did not lose because the Holy Mother of Golden Spirit is not a person from Huaguo Mountain, but she values her identity and also pays attention to the way of advance and retreat. Since she has tried her best but has no result, she is unwilling to continue to be entangled in this matter. Otherwise, if the Holy Mother of Golden Spirit intervenes again, she will not be able to step down.
Buddha Tathagata said, "If you don't go, you may not be able to deal with the ten thousand-year-old dog demon if you subdue dragons and tigers."
Chapter completed!