Chapter 77: The Terminator of the Old Sheer
The old man Lanster has been in a bad mood these two days!
Since Sun Wukong came to the Holy See, he has suffered eight lifetimes of trouble and suffered three major disasters in a row. Therefore, he has determined that Sun Wukong is his disaster star.
The first disaster was that he had to endure the disgust and clean up the urinal for the little devil. When he thought of this, Lanster felt extremely angry - the dignified Red-robed Archbishop and the number one alchemist in the mainland, he actually wanted to clean up the urinal for a little devil. Is there any reason for this? Is there any kingly law?
In the second disaster, for the sake of the hidden sword plan, he had to come forward for the Pope and save Sun Wukong. For this, he offended at least twenty senior officials of the Holy See, including the monster, the director of the Heresy Inquisition.
As an alchemist, Lanster has always been very popular. After all, many people look for him to find medicine. But this time, at least twenty enemies suddenly appeared. If he makes any mistakes in the future, at least twenty families will take the opportunity to take the blame.
In the third disaster, the Pope was so angry that he was involved in the demonstrations against Sun Wukong. Poor his old bones, his cultivation was less than half of his body. In the Pope's combat space, it was so painful!
As the pope's confidant, Lanster certainly did not dare to blame the pope, so he counted all his anger on Sun Wukong's head.
However, Lanster's bad mood was improved very well, because of the few words his housekeeper had just said.
"Sir, everything is done. The seventeen-year-old blonde girl is very beautiful, she is still perfect, and has taken the medicine..."
When Lanster entered the room, the beautiful girl was a little confused under the influence of the medicine. She twisted her body on the bed and made all kinds of unsightly actions. Her body was already covered with clothes, revealing many places that should not be exposed.
Looking at the girl's white jade-like body, Lanster swallowed heavily, and a heat in his lower abdomen slowly rose.
Lanster has always been very proud of his hobbies and abilities in this area at his age, so every ten days and half a month, he would ask the housekeeper to prepare a prey to let himself taste this pride carefully.
Today, in addition to savoring this surprise, he also wanted to wipe out the bad smell brought by Sun Wukong through "seeing red".
"Little beauty, I'm here!"
Lanster cleanly removed his clothes and then threw himself onto the bed...
The arrow was on the string, and Lanster was about to conquer the city and land, "Seeing Red" to cleanse his bad luck, and a voice came in at this moment.
"Lord Lanster, Sun Wukong wants to see you if you have something to do!"
When Lanster heard the name of Sun Wukong, he instinctively reacted that he was in trouble again, so he was so scared that he immediately stopped all his movements.
"This damn troublemaker comes to me, it's absolutely no good! It seems that he really didn't take the Pope's warning in his heart! Damn, I must be careful to deal with it, otherwise it will be a big deal. For the secret knife plan, the Pope will definitely take the blame again!"
Thinking of this, Lanster immediately shouted softly outside the door: "Butler, go to entertain him first, just say I'm still changing my clothes. Remember, you must treat him well and not be neglected at all... In short, just treat him as your grandfather to serve him!"
The butler responded softly outside, turned around and left...
Lanster was about to continue, and he tried to persuade the flower to bloom, but when he moved his body, he didn't react. He looked down and found that one of his parts was useless...
"God, you can't play with me like this, do you?"
In the next five minutes and even the rest of his life, he tried every possible way to think of it, but he still did not restore his abilities in this area.
In this way, Sun Wukong did not take action, did not speak, but only mentioned his name through other people's mouth, and completely ended the last bit of "sex/blessing" of an old pervert.
Since then, no girl mysteriously disappeared near the Holy See, and something mysteriously happened after being ruined...
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Sun Wukong sat in front of a table of dishes, waiting impatiently, intending to give the chattering butler a little bitterness to the chattering butler next to him. Heavy footsteps came from behind, and Lanster, whose face was even worse than the dead.
"It will take so long to change clothes. It seems that you are really old and will live in a few days!"
Sun Wukong didn't open any pot and specifically poked people's pain. Lanster was so angry that he trembled all over, wishing he could knock this little ghost down and bit his flesh down bit by bit.
However, he could only think about this violent scene, otherwise he would have to start a fight, and the one lying on the ground would have to be him.
"Speak straight to me if you want something!"
"I heard from the saint that although you are not the one with the most treasures in the Holy See, you are the one with the most knowledgeable eyes."
Seeing that the other party was really angry, Sun Wukong gave him a high hat.
After wearing this high hat, Lanster really regained some popularity.
"Thank you for your praise from the saint. In fact, she is talented and has extraordinary knowledge. I can know more than her, but because I have lived a few more years than her..."
When Lanster said this, he was suddenly shocked - this little devil suddenly flattered him, could he be here to blackmail him, right?
Thinking of this, he quickly blocked the words first, "But although I have some vision, I help others appreciate the lives of treasures. But I don't have anything to show off. It's embarrassing..."
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "Don't cry for me, I'm not here to blackmail, I'm here to trade, I will exchange things of the same value with you. After all, I promised Qilian Qingyun that I won't cause trouble tonight."
This time it was Lanster's turn to roll his eyes and thought to himself: "It would be strange if you are a little ruined nobleman from this little ruined city, you must have good things! You must have promised the saint not to cause trouble, and you are embarrassed to come to the door to extort directly, so you borrowed the name of transaction!"
"Damn old man, don't look down on others!"
When Sun Wukong saw Lanster's expression, he immediately knew what he was thinking. He took out the bucket of Chunhui Spring Water from the space ring and placed it on the ground. Then he picked up the wine glass on the table, filled a glass of spring water, walked to the window, and poured it on a small tree outside the window.
"Oh my God!"
"miracle!"
In the stunned eyes of Lanster and the butler, the little tree kept growing and growing taller at a speed visible to the naked eye...
When all changes stop, a small tree that was originally not as tall as a human has turned into a towering tree.
Lanster knew that this tree was called Kortilu, and it would take at least a hundred years to grow completely. But now, a wine glass of spring water has made it peak in a short period of time. In the Second Eden continent, only one treasure can achieve this magical effect.
"Is this Chunhui Spring Water?"
Lanster's voice trembled a little, and he looked at the bucket of spring water on the ground and swallowed an uncontrollably saliva.
Chapter completed!