The Jade Emperor and Tathagata argued that who would be the boss of the heavenly world?

Jade Emperor: I dominate the way of heaven!

Tathagata: You have been beaten by a monkey.

Jade Emperor: I have experienced 17,500 disasters!

Tathagata: You have been beaten by a monkey!

Jade Emperor: Can we not mention monkeys?

Tathagata: Your sister (Yao Ji) was slept by a mortal.

Jade Emperor:…

Tathagata: Your daughter (Weaver Girl) was slept by mortals.

Jade Emperor:…

Tathagata: Your niece (Three Holy Mothers) was also slept by mortals.
Chapter completed!