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Chapter 467 teach you to soak her

The Elf Queen looked as if she was a natural person and said lightly: "I really want to say your name, I'm going to be in trouble again, so I can only give you a nickname."

"You will be unlucky when you say my real name, why?" Sun Wukong scratched his forehead with his hands, smiled on his face, looking malicious,

"Hmph, ask me knowingly."

The elf queen did not answer, took out a small mirror and turned to the side, looked up and down, complaining, "Then what the Tathagata Buddha and Zhu Bajie, I'm really not wrong in calling you a stinky monkey. She actually ate bananas and peaches every day. Humph, I'm malnourished now and I have a good face."

"Damn, I really don't even have any common sense. Your face was pale after excessive blood loss and had nothing to do with malnutrition. Besides, you just didn't eat cooked food after three meals, so you didn't react to your face so quickly."

"Forget it, I'll tell you this, it's almost the same as playing the piano with a cow."

The elf queen put away the mirror and looked in the direction of Jin Yue'er and Skinny Monkey, with expectation on her face, and her little mouth moved slightly, probably because she was swallowing her saliva.

Seeing the elf queen's appearance, Sun Wukong prayed in his heart: "Jin Yue'er, your skills should be as good as you can do, otherwise, in a while, don't say that you call Sister Luo, even if you call Grandma Luo, this woman may make you unable to get out of Taiwan."

In order to avoid the greater the hope of the elf queen, the greater the disappointment, Sun Wukong deliberately divided her god.

"I haven't revealed my identity now, they probably won't suspect that you are my captive, ** or something, so what do you think they think we are in."

The elf queen turned her head, glared at Sun Wukong, and said one by one: "If you dare to say something about sex to me again in the future, I will never talk to you again."

"Just talk casually, don't be so serious."

"Hmph, you use that word to be disrespectful to me."

"Damn, the stingy guy drinks cold water. When your injury is completely healed, I dare to say it."

Sun Wukong slammed a nail and felt a little depressed. Unfortunately, the Elf Queen was not healed now and could not retort her and made her furious. She could only be angry in her heart. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and found other fun.

It turned out that Tienniu had already set up the tent and was squatting beside the tent, staring straight at Jin Yue'er who was busy not far away, with a look of gloomy expression. Jin Yue'er didn't notice Tienniu's gaze at all, and was busy with the thin monkey beside him while talking and laughing.

"Haha, there are more monks and fewer meat, two men and one woman, a triangular battle, some are playing now."

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong whispered to the elf queen: "Tie Niu and Skinny Monkey, these two guys are obviously interested in Jin Yue'er. Do you think which of them has a better chance of holding a beautiful woman."

"No one has a big chance, and it has nothing to do with me, so I'm too lazy to think about it."

After the Elf Queen finished speaking, she yawned lazily, which made Sun Wukong tickle and kept scolding this girl in her heart.

"How about betting on a jar of Chunhui Spring Water? Are you interested?"

Seeing that the Elf Queen was not in her own way, Sun Wukong could only lure her for profit.

"A tank of Chunhui Spring Water, but my Chunhui Spring Water is all left in the Elf Forest. I'll use something else to replace it. In addition, what is the criteria for determining win or loss."

Chunhui spring water plays a huge role in the forest elves. The elf queen is finally moved, and Sun Wukong smiles with a successful plan on his face.

"I guessed that you didn't bring the Chunhui Spring Water with you, so you must have used it to make forest guards and other things. Hehe, the opportunity to turn over is here..."

When Sun Wukong thought of this, he smiled and said, "But your space ring is full of rags, I have no interest... Hehe, let's do this. If you lose, you will be fined for five days not to look in the mirror and put on makeup."

"No, I don't accept this condition." The Elf Queen refused,

"I'll bet on two jars of Chunhui Spring Water with you." Sun Wukong immediately increased his bargaining chips. He was really fed up with spending more than an hour waiting for the elf queen to put on makeup every day.

"Ten cylinders are not good either." The elf queen raised her head and yawned again, looking listless, as if she was no longer interested in this topic.

"Yun, I wasn't fooled. It seems that I can only use my trump card..."

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong smiled and said, "They are really not very likely, because I want to take action. If they dare to rob me, I will knock their heads."

"Don't you feel shameless when you steal someone else's sweetheart? And seeing that you do not like her at all." The Elf Queen stared at Sun Wukong, her eyes as if she was scrutinizing the prisoner.

"One of the way, I'm going to find someone who can cook to serve us, two of the way, two of the way, I'm going to be bored now, hehe, it's a good thing to win three goals, whether he's shameless or not, whether he likes it or not, with my reputation and strength, I should have a great chance of seducing her."

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he stood up and was about to walk towards Jin Yue'er. The Elf Queen bit her teeth hard and grabbed his hand.

"If you dare to seduce her, I will seduce Tie Niu and Skinny Monkey."

Sun Wukong's heart thumped, but his face was silent, and he said lightly: "It's up to you, but I will definitely promote it everywhere in the future. At that time, your reputation will definitely spread throughout the Garden of Eden."

The Elf Queen shook Sun Wukong's hand away and said in a deep voice: "Okay, just bet, I'll bet. I'll win by betting on the thin monkey, but I really can't accept that you can't put on makeup. If you make other requests, I promise you, but we only have one night. If they don't make any progress, you will lose."

“Any requirement is OK.”

While Sun Wukong was speaking, he deliberately looked at the Elf Queen from top to bottom again and again, with a smile on his face.

"Hmph, I deliberately made such a lustful look. Who would I scare? I don't believe that you can get them together in just one night."

The Elf Queen thought of this, sneered, straightened her tall breasts and took a step towards Sun Wukong, whispering: "Anything is OK, I can sleep with you, but if they sleep, they will decide the outcome."

"It's okay to sleep, but it's only necessary to sleep." Sun Wukong was shocked.

"You won't dare not gamble, or you should go back on your word and keep talking like an old woman."

The Elf Queen's words were full of provocation. Sun Wukong had no choice but to nod.

"You forced me to do this. Since that's the case, let Jin Yue'er sacrifice it. Anyway, the Tie Niu looks pretty good."

The Elf Queen didn't say anything, and walked towards Jin Yue'er and Shouhou, obviously to match them up. Sun Wukong immediately jumped and jumped to the iron cow.

"Hehe, what are you looking at? The water has flowed all over the floor."

Tie Niu looked up and saw that it was Sun Wukong, so he quickly stood up from the ground. His originally dark face turned out to be obvious red.

"I didn't see anything... Well, I've set up the tent. Do you have any instructions?"

Seeing that this guy like an iron tower was so shy, Sun Wukong was slightly surprised, then patted his shoulder and signaled him to sit down again.

"You are peeking at Jin Yue'er's little girl, don't refuse to admit it. I have seen it all, and there is nothing to be embarrassed about being a beautiful lady and gentleman."

"You've seen it all."

Tienniu kept scratching his head with his hands, looking like he didn't know what to do. After a moment, he said humbly: "Can you keep it a secret for me? Don't tell Yue'er, otherwise she will be angry."

"Dan, I'm so big, but I'm so brave. You're a mouse, right? This round of gambling seems to be a bad luck, unless I can make this mouse courage turn into a leopard courage..."

Sun Wukong cursed in his heart, but said nonsense: "Look at her, she won't be angry, because she is also interested in you."

"Yue'er is interested in me, is it true, is it true?" Tieniu immediately became excited.

"Of course, I can see at a glance that the girl's thoughts will definitely not be hidden from me. Look at Luoxia, not only is she an elf, but she is so beautiful, isn't she enough to capture her? Because I guessed all her thoughts, and I took her into consideration in an hour."

In order to make his cowhide look credible, Sun Wukong used the Elf Queen to gild his face.

"It's done in one hour, my god, you're so awesome."

Tie Niu swallowed hard, looked at Sun Wukong with his eyes as if he had seen a god.

Sun Wukong smiled with satisfaction and continued, "I'm here to teach you how to pursue Jin Yue'er. As long as you do what I said, you will definitely take her down..."

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Location, Bali, the imperial capital of the Faqi Empire,

Among the half-elves coming and going, a pighead man seemed particularly conspicuous, but no one dared to stare at him, because this pighead man was Zhu Bajie who fought against Sun Wukong a while ago, and now he looked angry, no one wanted to touch his bad luck at this time.

"I can't find Sister Chris for so long. Could it be that she was really given to the stinky monkey..."

When he thought of the most terrifying result, Zhu Bajie felt heartbroken. He had had several women before, but they all got tricked after becoming a strong man. When he saw him, he was either scared to death or scared away. It was not until he met Chris that he had the true appearance that he had first had a love relationship with a girl and got married for the first time...

Thinking of everything in the past and the beautiful future that had been planned, Zhu Bajie was sad and angry, and couldn't help but curse fiercely: "Damn stinky monkey, if you really dare to kill Chris, I will definitely peel you and kill all the people who have something to do with you."

"Brother Pig, when I heard your words, I was really dead and satisfied."

Zhu Bajie looked back and saw a fox girl standing not far behind her, with tears on her face.

"Chris."

Zhu Bajie roared and immediately ran over, but halfway through, he stopped suddenly, shook his left hand and turned into a nine-toothed rake.
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