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Chapter 18 Please soak my sister

The four of them set out from the east gate of Cabrin City. After leaving the city, they circled and headed towards the Forest of the Warcraft on the west side. They kept setting up suspicious formations along the way, so that the people who wanted to track could not find the North...

Sun Wukong sat on the bumpy horse's back, stretched listlessly, pouring wine into his mouth and muttered to himself: "Fortunately there is wine to drink, otherwise riding a horse would be boring!"

"Good wine is so fragrant, but the fruity taste is too strong and the wine taste is too light!" The poisonous bee smacked her lips and expressed her regret. She also drank it directly in a jar. The wine poured faster than Sun Wukong, but no drop was spread outside.

In comparison, the sweet soup seemed much gentler than the two of them. They just tasted it lightly and kept muttering: "The ingredients should be 90% ripe comb fruit, Qianyehua, and Luo Yikemei wine, but why is it so fragrant? It's unreasonable. Humph, I must taste this recipe..."

As for the most gentle person, of course, it was Manniu, because he could only smell the fragrance of wine and swallow his saliva!

"Popular Bee, Great Sage, please let me drink a little too. I promise that I will never let you get drunk again and make trouble!"

A stream of wine scented into his nose. Manniu felt that there was a crawler in his throat twitching constantly, so he started begging the poisonous bee and Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong felt that the name of the young master was too literary, so he asked the people who killed people like pig mercenaries to call him the Great Sage. Although Manniu and others didn't know what the Great Sage meant, they still obeyed.

Sun Wukong was amused by the bitterness of Manniu, so he took out a jar of fruit wine from the space ring. Seeing the poisonous bee on the side shot coldly, and wanted to express his objection, Sun Wukong said first: "The most important thing in life is to live happily. Let him drink it. If he is drunk, I will be responsible for ensuring his safety!"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he ignored the poisonous bee and threw the wine jar to Manniu. Unexpectedly, this guy threw it back again.

"Forget it, the poisonous bee is right. This trip is not safe, so I will not drink it."

Manniu stared at the wine jar with reluctance, swallowed a heavy saliva, and then turned his head aside with great difficulty.

Sun Wukong was secretly curious: Hey, this guy who is as rough as a monster actually listens to the poisonous bee so much. Could it be that the two of them have a slight affair? With Sun Wukong's eyes, it is not difficult to see that Manniu and Poison Bee are both middle-level masters of the Xuan-level level, and it should be much different when they start to fight. Now this guy is so obedient, and it is obvious that the relationship between them is different.

The Grey Dwarf Sweet Soup, who was always taciturn on the road, even if he spoke occasionally, suddenly interrupted: "The Great Sage said very well. The most important thing in life is to live happily. If you want to drink, drink it. Besides, it is already time to start meals, and the outskirts of the Forest of Warcraft in front, let's camp there!"

The poisonous bee looked at Manniu and nodded. Manniu was overjoyed, grinned, and immediately spread her hands to Sun Wukong. However, Sun Wukong pretended to turn a blind eye, yawned, closed his eyes, and then snored immediately.

Manniu was so amused that he had to beg: "Sage, stop playing with me, give me the wine, the wine bugs in my stomach are about to come out!"

Sun Wukong opened his eyes, took out a jar of fruit wine from the space, and made a move to throw it to Manniu, but at the last moment he took it back and said with a smile: "But I suddenly felt that what you said just now is right. It's not safe along the way. The bastard of Gege might be following us and waiting to eat shit. You are our pillar, how can you drink? What if you are really drunk? Alas, safety is the first priority, let's forget about this wine!"

Manniu: "..."

Seeing that Sun Wukong deliberately made fun of the bull, he also compared the madman witch to a dog. The sweet soup, which had been cold, spit out the wine in his mouth with a "swallow" sound, and the delicate and rosy little mouth outside the mask of the poisonous bee kept twitching...

Everyone ran all the way and finally arrived at the periphery of the Forest of Warcraft and chose a dense forest to camp. The poisonous bee set up traps around as soon as they got off the horse. If an enemy attacked, they could use these traps to meet the enemy or escape. Sweet soup ran to hunt. Sun Wukong originally wanted to join in the fun, but was grabbed by Manniu.

"Damn it, I've given you all the wine. What else do you want to do? Are you looking for a suck?" Sun Wukong glanced at him and said angrily.

Manniu looked around sneakily and found that the poisonous bee and sweet soup were gone, so he lowered his voice and said, "Great Sage, from a man's perspective, what do you think of the poisonous bee?"

Sun Wukong glanced at the guy and smiled and said, "Don't blame me for telling the truth. Although she has a good figure, it's really hard for me to see her from a man's eyes. But everyone's taste is different, you don't need to be inferior!"

Manniu slapped her thigh and sighed, "Sure enough, the heroes have the same views! Alas, I have long felt that she has no femininity at all, so it won't work if she continues like this. Hehe, Dasheng, can you help? Go and pursue her, let her be nourished by love, and regain the feeling of being a woman. I don't want my only sister to become a man and never get married in her life!"

"What!" Sun Wukong sat down to the ground with his legs soft and his butt, "The poisonous bee is your sister. Oh my god, if you listen to her so much, I thought she was your sister, your mother, and your ancestor!"

Manniu changed his usual giggling look and became sad: "Hey, I once did a big mistake because of drunkenness, which implicated the entire family and was no longer qualified to be her brother."

"Oh, what's the matter?" Sun Wukong was curious.

"Because of a woman, I castrated the eldest prince of the Jialan Empire with a knife and then fled here. Alas, my sister was going to marry into the palace and become a concubine. I was implicated by me and now she has become a fugitive. She must hate me in her heart. To be honest, I do regret these days, but if things happened again, I might still cut off that knife. Mom, what the world is, she is so beautiful and charming, and she is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine and flowers. The eldest prince is obviously a stupid pig, but he insists on relying on his power and status to force her. It's really unreasonable. In fact, let alone her, even my sister is also the ninth beauty on the list of stunning beauty, and she has a mysterious cultivation level. It can be said that all heroes in the world are worthy of it, but my father, who is obsessed with money, wants to marry her into the palace and marry that pig. The fire in my heart at that time..."

When Manniu said this, it seemed that the fire was back, so he raised the jar and took a sip of wine.

Sun Wukong patted his shoulder and expressed his comfort: "It's good to be castrated, especially the stupid pig is actually a prince. If you don't castrate, you will give birth to a group of small stupid pigs in the future, which will only lower the overall IQ of human beings! If you castrate him, you will definitely make a very outstanding contribution to all mankind!"

After these words, Manniu immediately squirted out all the wine, and his anger was swept away. He wiped his mouth with his hands and smiled: "Sometimes I doubt whether you are a nobleman who likes to make fun of things so much. If my sister follows you, she will definitely be able to resolve the sorrow in her heart. Just help me."

Sun Wukong shook his head quickly: "Forget it, you should look for someone else in this kind of thing, such as the short winter melon, don't pull me into the water!"

Manniu smiled bitterly and said, "That's it, let's forget about the dwarf winter melon. If that happens, I would rather my sister never get married in her life. But you really don't think about it more? My sister is indeed a little tough and withdrawn now, but she is definitely a beauty. She ranks ninth in the mainland stunning list! She usually wears a mask to avoid unnecessary trouble from her beauty. You are sixteen years old this year. She is just nineteen, a junior, holding gold bricks, and she is so good!"

"It's a shit!" Sun Wukong laughed and scolded, and then said, "Then the one you are angry at for the beauty is the number one in the stunning list?"

"In my heart, she is indeed the most beautiful, but the number one beauty recognized by mainland China is not her, but..."

At this time, a cold voice came over: "Manniu, stop talking nonsense, come and help!"

When the two of them got up, they came back to play game sweet soup. The two prey objects on their backs were at least five times larger than him.

Sun Wukong said strangely: "Hey, what is that thing? It looks so weird?"

Manniu said happily: "Haha, that's the bamboo rabbit. We have a good time today!"

Sun Wukong was scolding: "You can insult my personality, but don't insult my IQ. Is there a rabbit as big as a calf?"

Tian Tang interrupted at this time: "This is indeed a bamboo rabbit, a wind-type monster at the lower level of Xuan's rank. It has no attack power, but it runs faster than the wind. I was lucky to block these two in the hole, otherwise I wouldn't even catch their shadows. The bamboo rabbit only eats bamboo, and does not eat anything else. It is too fat for steaming, but it is the best test material. The bamboo rabbit has a delicious and smooth meat, and there is also a faint bamboo fragrance. When seasoning, it is added with Qiang Renzi, Fengxi grass, and Baiyu fruit..."

The guy Tiantang was taciturn all the way, but he didn't expect that the ingredients for his cooking were involved at this time, but he opened his mouth and saw Sun Wukong drowsy and rolled his eyes.

Just as Sun Wukong was about to interrupt the nagging of sweet soup, he suddenly felt a cold breath approaching from a distance. The cold breath was not strong, but it was completely different from all the breaths that Sun Wukong felt in the past.

Tiantang and Manniu peeled the bamboo rabbit and spoke. Sun Wukong was bored when he was doing nothing, so he was not surprised but happy after feeling the cold air.

"You guys are busy first, I'll go and make it convenient!" Sun Wukong wanted to leave after leaving a word.

Tian Tang hesitated: "This is already the periphery of the Forest of Warcraft. For your safety, let Manniu accompany you."

Sun Wukong was about to refuse, but Manniu said first: "Forget it, I'll tell you the truth. Even if you and I join forces, they may not be his opponents. He takes care of himself and there is no problem at all!"

Manniu knew that Sun Wukong was wearing a terrifying power like a giant beast, plus the pile of magic scrolls in his space ring, and the weird pig-killing knife. With so many trump cards in hand, no one could take advantage of him under the holy level. Sun Wukong had such terrifying strength at a young age, which was also a reason why Manniu strongly encouraged him to pursue his sister.

Tiantang didn't expect that Manniu would agree with Sun Wukong so much. He glanced at the two of them suspiciously, but didn't say anything else.

Sun Wukong laughed, determined the direction, quickly got into the dense forest, and went up to meet.
Chapter completed!
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