Chapter 39: The slapstick opportunity is reached, knock!
The dark elves such as the Lord Youyue City were recalling the information they collected about Sun Wukong and began to analyze...
"In theory, with Sun Wukong's strength, the group of perverted pets and the arrogance he showed, he should have a very status in the human race. It is said that there were two people in their team, but Sun Wukong was always the one who stood out from beginning to end! It can be seen that his status in the team is definitely no worse than the other two!"
"But having personal strength does not necessarily mean holding power. Will Sun Wukong be the superior among human beings? It's definitely not like it!"
"When talking about identity, pomp, and style, humans are second only to those surface elves, but Sun Wukong is wearing a dress that is so ordinary that it is not wearing any precious jewelry. More importantly, this guy is smiling and graceful, and doesn't look like a human aristocrat at all! And he has a bad temper and fights when he disagrees. This is completely different from those human superiors who used to call brothers and take a knife in his hand..."
"This white-haired human devil has no temperament of a superior, and even a nobleman is not like a nobleman, so he should be just a bare commander from a civilian background!"
After some thought, although Lord Youyue City thought he had confirmed the answer, he did not say it clearly because he was afraid that Sun Wukong would become angry and embarrassed.
"No need to beat around the bush, just say whatever you have!"
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Hehe, you must be able to see that I am definitely not a human official!"
The Lord of Youyue City did not speak, and expressed his default.
"As a human, I have a huge force that is comparable to the dragon clan. You must have heard of it! You have seen the strangeness of my weapons with your own eyes just now. None of you can see the depth of my own strength. As a human, I have no qi and magic, but I can take a fairy dragon around for a ride... Do you think I am a little strange to you?"
Everyone, including the fairy dragon Kalan, nodded involuntarily----This Sun Wukong has indeed completely subverted their past cognition!
"Hehe, have you heard of the Silk Continent?"
"That legend is far away from the east continent at the end of the world?"
"The end of the world? Hehe, it's not that far, I came from there!"
When Sun Wukong said this, he smiled in his heart: "Qilian Qingyun, for all mankind, I will use your father's hometown to brag, don't mind!"
After hearing Sun Wukong's words, all the dark elves immediately gasped! You should know that the Silk Continent is behind the Endless Sea, and it is difficult for even the Imperial Powers to reach, but Sun Wukong is less than 20 years old, and he actually came from that legendary mysterious place!
Lord Youyue City asked with a suspicion: "Have you spent many times here?"
Sun Wukong looked indifferent and smiled, "I know you don't believe it, but think about it carefully. In addition to me from the Silk Continent, have you also heard of who can become a super strong person without practicing qi and magic?"
All the Dark Elf City Lords looked at each other and were speechless for a moment. They really had never heard of it!
"Because the martial arts and weapons I use are unique to the Silk Continent, you don't know each other! You think it's difficult to go to the Silk Continent, it's just because you are stupid. In fact, it's very simple. Just dizzy and almost let it go. I can't tell you this secret!"
Sun Wukong's nonsense was flawless and seemed reasonable. Lord Youyue City and others immediately believed it. When Sun Wukong saw their expressions, he knew there was a chance, so he threw out his ultimate goal of making a nonsense.
"Do you think that I, a traveler from the Silk Continent, will care about the life and death of the humans on this continent? Do you think I look like such a noble person? Let me tell you the truth. If the conditions cannot be agreed, I will immediately slap my butt and leave without any loss!"
The dark elves such as the Lord Youyue City were stunned at first, and then instantly understood what Sun Wukong meant--I came from another place, and the life and death of humans here have nothing to do with me! You want me to help you return to the surface. The great benefit is great, come quickly!
All the dark elves' eyes were staring at Sun Wukong, but unfortunately it was hard to tell whether he was guilty from his smiling face, so there was no way to judge whether what he said was true...
The Lord of Youyue swallowed hard and said in a deep voice: "Since you don't care about human life or death, why are you doing in this underground world?"
"I like traveling the most, of course I'm going to visit the underground world. But when I was about to come down, I met the human saint of light. She knew that I had a way to let you go out, so I asked me to talk to you, saying that you, the Dark Elves, will definitely make me return home with satisfaction. But now it seems that I'm fooled by her..."
"So the human girl who was with you but did not appear in Tutusili was the saint of light of human beings?"
"yes!"
The Lord of Youyue City suddenly saw a new dawn--if they could negotiate directly with the human saint of light, they could take the initiative again! The human saint of light must be very concerned about the success or failure of human counterattack against Eden!
"Where has she been now?"
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "I asked her to sleep with me, but she refused, so I was so angry that I blasted her back to the surface!"
Hearing these words, the fairy dragon on the side couldn't help rolling his eyes, but all the dark elves looked disappointed. It seemed that this little devil with a confused look on his face might have bombed the Saint of Light back because of the failure of the pleasure! Otherwise, she would have taken the initiative to negotiate with us. After all, whether the Dark elves tribe sent troops will be related to the success or failure of the human counterattack on Eden!
Sun Wukong, an outside bachelor, didn't care about the life and death of humans on the surface at all. Then the scale of mutual benefit was immediately unbalanced, and his behavior of asking for benefits became reasonable! After understanding this, all the dark elves began to have headaches...
Lord Youyue City asked with a bitter face: "What conditions do you want us to agree to before helping us return to the surface?"
Sun Wukong poured another pot of wine and raised his head high with pride.
"It depends on what you can provide and whether I like it."
"We can provide you with ten thousand beautiful girls, including dark elves, gray dwarves, cavemen and other ethnic groups. You can play as much as you want..."
Chapter completed!