The first seventy-four chapters are the best in the cheap
After hesitating for a while, the Naga soldier with a mole on his forehead looked at the saliva Hydra and finally made up his mind to give it up.
"The most humble thing I have ever done is to marry my wife, I gave my sister to my wife's father, and let him play for a month..."
"ah……"
Everyone, including Sun Wukong, opened their mouths wide and let out an instinctive amazement, couldn't speak for a moment.
A moment later, a loud shout rang out: "Sister gave my father-in-law! Guan Xixi, you did such a shameless thing, I'll kill you!"
When everyone saw that, a four-armed Naga rushed over with a machete in her hand, and slashed at Guan Xixi's head!
Guan Xixi, a dog who was eating shit, quickly flicking to the side, finally avoiding the crisis of decapitation, but the machete cut off his scalp, so he cut off his vanished hair from the top of the door, revealing his white scalp.
Guan Xixi was frightened and shouted: "Xie Tingting, I was forced to have no choice. If I don't sacrifice my sister, I really can't get a wife! You should know how hard it is for a bachelor to be. We have been playing since we were young, and you should be able to understand my difficulties..."
"Understand your mother!"
Guan Xixi spoke with emotion, but Xie Tingting was not grateful at all. He shook his hand and raised the machete high, then turned into a white light and chopped down again!
Seeing that Guan Xixi was about to be cut in half, a golden lightning came first and hit the machete hard!
"when!"
With a loud bang, the machete turned into a white meteor and flew towards the horizon...
Xie Tingting held his bloody right hand and looked at Sun Wukong who was dancing with the golden cudgel in fear. Then he recalled that the white-haired man in front of him was the devil who was in charge of life and death!
Sun Wukong took back the golden cudgel and asked, "He gave his own sister to his father-in-law. What does it have to do with you? Which onion are you?"
Xie Tingting cried with a sad face, looking like he was about to cry without tears.
"I am the brother-in-law of this shameless guy..."
"How many sisters do he have?"
"Just one..."
"Hahaha……"
Except for the two parties, everyone else couldn't help but burst into laughter. Some of the orc warriors with bad relationships with the parties were even booing! The onlookers of humans felt much more comfortable in their hearts----We humans are often raped/porn abducted by you. It seems that your own life is not easy. This is called evil retribution, and you deserve it...
Sun Wukong reluctantly held back his smile, turned his head to Guan Xixi and said, "Very good, I promise you will never be one of those three unlucky guys. You go down first!"
Guan Xixi was both ashamed and happy. She glanced at the other nine candidates lightly, and then slowly retreated. In his glance just now, there was obvious gloating, because these nine guys all laughed just now...
"As for you, a guy with a little green on your head, you will calculate the grudge between you and Guan Xixi in the future. If you dare to make trouble again, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless! Okay, you can go down!"
Xie Tingting was both ashamed and angry, and retreated back into the orc crowd in shame, but his eyes were always staring at Guan Xixi...
Sun Wukong jumped onto Hydra with a fight and said with a smile: "Okay, let's continue. The authenticity of the incident must be emphasized here. If I find a loophole in the words, then... Humph, everyone has also seen it. My Hydra really likes to chew and eat people!"
With Guan Xixi's glorious scandals at the forefront, the other candidates behind were obviously much more relaxed because they felt that the "most humble thing" they did was simply weak compared to Guan Xixi's "giving sister to father-in-law"! Therefore, they no longer worry about embarrassment, and they are even more worried about whether they can pass the test. Therefore, they added fuel to the fire when describing...
Although the orcs said later was not as exciting as the first one, it also involved secrets in various aspects such as power, sex, and money. Moreover, the narrator was still the leader of the army who was always high. Therefore, whether it was watching humans or orc warriors, they still listened with relish. The atmosphere of the "Bali Mountain On the Qualification" conference rose all the way...
When Fox was last on the stage, the atmosphere finally reached its peak. Everyone was really curious about what bad things this oldest priest had done.
Fox looked around and found that Sun Wukong had a smug smile. Other humans were obviously gloating, while the beast warriors looked expectant, while the other candidates had much more complicated expressions.
"Hey, these damn bastards, under the deterrence of Hydra's human-eating power and Guan Xixi's leading role, they are talking about things that are more explosive. What should I do? Do you really want to shake that thing out? No, after that thing is shaken out, it will definitely be a dead end. Say something else and try to get away..."
Fox was thinking about one big shot, but Sun Wukong didn't give him time to consider it.
"Speak quickly, otherwise I will think you are willing to sacrifice yourself, so I give up the opportunity!"
As soon as Sun Wukong finished speaking, the Hydra under his feet immediately extended a bloody snake letter to Fox.
"No, I want to say, I want to say, I'm not going to sacrifice myself!"
Under Hydra's intimidation, Fox quickly shouted and made his position clear.
"Then say something quickly, let it go if you have farts, I'm too lazy to wait! Three, two..."
Under huge pressure, Fox finally subconsciously said what he thought was the most life-saving thing in his heart.
"I, I, I am one of the male favorites of the Saint of the Beast Temple. We used to be happy and lively in the Beast Temple...!"
Fox said this and suddenly covered his mouth tightly with his hands, his face turned pale, not much better than the color of a dead person.
Sun Wukong was obviously a little disappointed, rolled his eyes and cursed, "Tsk, I've been trampling for a long time, and it's just a little bit of a mess. Isn't it just a male lover? Compared with those things just now, it's simply weak. A romantic and powerful woman always has male lovers... Hey, what's wrong with you?"
Just halfway through Sun Wukong's dissatisfaction, he suddenly realized that except for himself, all humans and orcs, had their mouths wide open and their eyes widened. The horror and contempt on their faces were even more exaggerated than when they heard about Guan Xixi's scandal just now!
Sun Wukong scratched his forehead with his hand and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with you? Is Fox's doing amazing? Oh, no, is it very despicable?"
A white-bearded human old man watching the fun next to him nodded vigorously and swallowed hard before he could barely speak.
"It's really a shameful person, it's the best among the cheap..."
Chapter completed!