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Chapter 063: Almost choked to death

When Lin Jia heard his parents talking in the living room, he was a little afraid to go out in his room. He wandered around secretly for a long time behind the door and finally couldn't help it. He jumped in pain with JJ in his legs. He drank a large glass of milk in the morning and didn't get up at all. He was so tired now that he would definitely be chanted by his parents when he went out, let alone the pain.

Lin Jia decided to wait until her parents were asleep before going out. Usually, her parents went to bed at around 10 o'clock. Why are they so excited today? Watching TV and not sleeping now? Lin Jia walked to the bed and sat down, but after sitting down, she had to urinate even more. She had to walk around to relieve the urgency. But she wandered around and accelerated the blood circulation, and she couldn't hold it in. Lin Jia felt like she was exercising. She ran to the bed and sat down, and then walked to the window and took a deep breath, or she walked quickly in the room.

When Lin Jia felt that she would definitely relive the memories of peeing her pants, she suddenly stood up and opened the door and rushed to the toilet. Her parents were startled by Lin Jia's sudden opening of the door. Before she could speak, Lin Jia disappeared into the toilet like a gust of wind.

When Lin Jia took out his bird, she relaxed her whole body and exclaimed, "Oh~~~~!" Lin Jia felt that the second most wonderful thing in the world was to swear, and the first wonderful thing was um.

My dad's angry and funny voice came from outside the toilet door: "What a ghost! I don't know if I'm going to urinate early!"

Hearing that my father didn't seem to be very angry, Lin Jia then came out of the toilet with a bold smile and said happily: "I almost wet the bed!"

This made my mother laugh: "Mom, that's a ghost! She's so old, she's still like a child! It depends on when you'll grow up!" Lin Jia laughed foolishly, preparing to go into her room while her parents are not paying attention, so that they won't remember that they won't be home.

Unfortunately, before he could retreat successfully, my father raised his face and said, "You are not hungry! You are sleeping like a dead pig! You can't wake up even if you don't eat for a day! You starve to death! It's so fun outside? You can't bear to come back if you play! You honestly tell me! What the hell have been outside these days!?"

Lin Jia stood at his door in a bad mood and said without saying a word. His father might have seen Lin Jia look pitiful and soft-hearted, and said with a tiger face: "The rice is in the pot!"

Lin Jia rushed into the kitchen like an amnesty, took out the largest bowl, filled a bowl of rice from the rice cooker and brought it out. In Lin Jia's opinion, it was necessary to use a large bowl to eat. If you want to use a small bowl, you don't know how many trips you have to go. I'm so troublesome.

But in his eyes, the big bowl is not a big bowl in the eyes of others, it is called a basin! Lin Jia’s special utensil for eating at home is a soup basin that is usually used to hold soup, and a small bowl that can be used to eat for ordinary people. That basin of rice is probably not enough for girls to finish for two days.

When my father saw a basin of rice brought out by Lin Jia, he muttered in anger: "A dead boy! He is really a 'half-old boy, I'm a poor boy' and I've eaten three meals! There are still dishes left for you in the pot..."

Lin Jia was so hungry that he was not worried about what dishes he had. He poured a pot of tomato and egg soup on the table into his bowl, and brought a large spoon to stuff it into his mouth like a stuffed duck. He swallowed it almost without chewing it. The snoring and shoveling it, the beggar who had been hungry for half a month would feel distressed: "This child is so pitiful! Look at how hungry!"

With the sound of eating, the huge basin of rice was lowered within 2 minutes. My father suddenly said, "Why didn't you come back last night?"

"Uh~!?" Lin Jia was about to swallow the food in her mouth hard. My father's words scared him. He accidentally choked in his throat and couldn't breathe anymore. Lin Jia rolled his eyes and pounded his chest while stretching his neck desperately. The miserable look of dying scared my parents. He was rushing to say, "Spit out! Spit out!" The other one shouted, "Drink water quickly! Drink water quickly!"

Lin Jia danced and grabbed the teacup in front of his father, "Guji!" He swallowed a big mouthful of tea. The tea splashed out from too much force all over the floor. Fortunately, the tea was no longer too hot, otherwise it would be even more miserable.

After the ball of rice in the esophagus was washed down, Lin Jia breathed a sigh of relief. He felt like he was reborn and almost choked to death. If this was about to spread, his face would be put to the point?

Lin Jia was about to turn back and quarrel with his father, but his mother was going to do it first. After hammering Lin Jia's father with a punch, his eyes stood up and said angrily: "I'm eating! Why are you scaring him??" My father was stunned. He opened his mouth for a long time and didn't say anything. He choked on his own and blamed me for it?

Seeing that my father was depressed, Lin Jia laughed twice. Seeing that there were still a few mouthfuls of rice in the basin, he stuffed it into his mouth in three mouths, and sent the basin into the kitchen. While washing his hands, he said in a very relaxed and natural voice: "Didn't I tell you about the old man when I went out yesterday? Xu Hongbin and Xu Fangfang went to the Internet cafe on the lakeside of the community to surf the Internet!"

My father was taught a lesson by my mother and said unhappily: "Walk the Internet? Can you stay overnight?"

Lin Jia pretended to be unpleasant and said angrily: "It's cheaper at night! It costs 1 yuan during the day, but it costs 3-4 yuan all night!"

"Save money?" My father hummed with one nostril: "You still know how to save money? You won't stop playing with money? You only know how to play all day long..."

It would be fine if I didn't say it, but Lin Jia became angry: "If you don't play, why am I going to play? Sleep at home all day? Watch TV? I said I want to go out to work and go to Guangzhou with our classmates! You don't let me! Why do you tell me to do? Your factory said that we can get us to work for the job, but I have been graduating for a year or two, and I still haven't even seen a ghost! If it weren't for the factory that I can get the job for the job, I would have gone to Guangzhou with my classmates long ago!

One year is waiting! Two years is waiting! I know when I will wait? I will be crazy if I don’t find something to play! I won’t go out to fight and make trouble, and I don’t go out to sneak, so what happened to me just go online? And what did I do that time? Didn’t I tell you there? Do you really want me to move a small stool downstairs like my mother and mother to watch those mother-in-law and grandma playing cards that cost a cent a game, and they watch them playing sweaters, saying that they are seven parents and eight families are short?"

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[Trouble: To be honest, Trouble is very difficult now, because some friends say Trouble always has many things that are not related to the game, and require reducing plots outside the game and increasing plots in the game.

But I didn't plan to write the story of this book completely from the beginning of writing. The original purpose of this book is to write about the story of an ordinary young man who has come into contact with an online game, makes many friends, and has happened many things, and has gradually matured. It can be said that 50% of the content of this book is about some plots that describe what happened outside the game and are related to "Legend", but it is not the plot of the game content.

Anyone who has played legends may have heard of those stories or experienced them personally. It may not be smooth sailing. The king is invincible, nor is it necessarily the sudden emergence of the kingly aura. The heroes in the world surrender may just be some little memories of the past, including the feelings and loyalty between brothers they met in the game, the betrayal and friendship between friends, and the feelings between ignorant boys and girls.

The composition of these things is my memory of legend back then. If you just want to read online games, then I suggest you remove this book from the shelves! I don’t want to, and I don’t have the heart to write this novel that really belongs to my memory like that. Whether this book is included in VIP or not, it doesn’t matter whether it makes money or not!

Please decide to write down some things in my heart! Let me show my friends, the brothers I met in the legend, and the brothers who once had a deep memory and nostalgia for "Legend"!

The game "Legend" may not only leave those beautiful things for those of us who have crossed the century. Perhaps many other factors have led to the game becoming a shit that has been scolded by thousands of people, but you cannot deny that those who scold the most are often the buddies who liked the game the most, sisters!

Brothers who have never played the game "Legend", I'm sorry, maybe the book I wrote is for those who have never played Legend, there are many things you can't understand, and I haven't explained it clearly. Please forgive me, because once you are too familiar with something, you don't realize that there is something that people who have never touched it don't understand. However, I will try to use clearer words to bring you a story that you may have missed.

Today, I was stimulated by a friend who had been typing millions of words but no one knew about it and had been persisting. I suddenly burst out with enthusiasm for writing. I would like to pay tribute to him! There is an advertisement for his book in the top post in the book review area! If you are curious, go and have a look!

Salute to my legendary years back then!

Salute to the days when I once wrote books to myself!

Salute to my brothers: the eldest, the third, the fourth, and the fifth!

Salute to all the brothers who read my book "Legend of the Mage"!
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