Chapter 657
Half a Year Couple
"Crazy! What are you doing?" The boss suddenly excited M Lin Jia said: "We are here. Before the system announced the address of the Love Hall, we will hold the wedding here first. It will be too messy when there are too many people!"
Lin Jia came to his senses and said, "Oh! mm and I are still here! Did the monsters attack the city and fight? "
"Well! We'll arrive soon! There are too many monster sieges, so we beat the Red Moon Demon, but we didn't even see if there was any explosion! I was so angry!"
After laughing twice, Lin Jia said to mm: "Let's go to the Yue Lao's place to wait, the boss and the others are here!"
"Oh!" mm responded obediently, followed Lin Jia gently and ran to the Yue Lao. Not long after, a noisy sound came. The boss and the others came in a noisy way. Everyone laughed and threw gold coins on the ground, making their hearts feel very lively. The boss ran around and shouted: "Hurry up! Hurry up! It's almost 12 o'clock! I want to be a bride when the bell is about to ring!"
Everyone was urged by the boss to do something together, so they simply spread a pile of 1,000 gold coins into the entire hall, and then threw red and blue potions between each pile of gold, and hollowed out a peach heart with powerful sun water at the red carpet in the middle of the hall, so that the boss and Ruohan stood inside.
After seeing this, Lin Jia called out, "Wait a minute!" He quickly went offline and changed his number. He ran a small trumpet from Mengzhong without hesitation. A layer of golden bricks was covered in Tao's heart in the middle, and a bottle of light blue blessing oil was placed on each brick. Such luxurious work caused an uproar among the friends who came to attend the wedding. Tietou and others said enviously: "It's luxury!"
23:55, the countdown to the New Year begins.
In the dubbing of the wedding march of the little fat man's spoof, the boss and Ruohan slowly walked from the red carpet at the entrance to the middle of the ceremony. Everyone cheered. They threw all kinds of beautiful magic on the ground in front of them, blessing the couple who were in love in reality and in the game.
However, good things have gone a long way! Suddenly, cheers and magic stopped. Boss and Ruohan were lying on the ground, cursing angrily: "Damn! You guys change the pattern!" The heroes fainted.
After doing it again, the boss and Ruohan's trumpet finally stood in the heart of the Tao below the ritual platform. Tie Jieyu stood seriously on the ritual platform and served as the priest: "Ruohan, are you willing to marry Yunwu? Live with her according to the teachings of the Bible, become one with her before God, love her, comfort her, respect her, protect her, like you love yourself. Whether she is sick or healthy, rich or poor, always be loyal to her until she leaves the world?"
Ruohan said: "I do!"
"Father Iron Head" said again: "Yunwu, do you want this man to become your husband to marry him? Whether it is sick or healthy, or any other reason, love him, take care of him, respect him, accept him, and be loyal to him forever until the end of his life?"
The boss also said, "I do!"
Tietou said to everyone very charlatan: "Are you all willing to prove their marriage vows?"
The brothers laughed and said, "I'm willing!".
"If I said I didn't want to be beaten?"
"I don't know if I will hit you. You're dead anyway!"
"I'm very familiar with this word? Then come here?"
"Damn!" "Father" was angry! He was furious regardless of his image: "TMD is serious! Be serious!" After finally suppressing a group of bastards below, he suddenly said: "Damn! What's behind? No matter! Exchange rings! Exchange rings!" Everyone laughed wildly!
The boss and Ruohan stood face to face and said together: "I solemnly swear to accept that you will become my wife (husband). From today on, regardless of misfortune, wealth, disease or health, I will love you and cherish you until death!" After that, they exchanged the rings worn on each other, the protective rings and the resurrection rings.
"Kiss one! Kiss one!" Everyone was noisy.
The boss and Ruohan also cooperated and typed out the words "Boji~~!", which immediately made everyone laugh. Then the two clicked the Yue Lao and handed over the proposal ring. After going offline and went online, the words "Ruo&Hand Wife" [Yunwu Graceful Husband] appeared on the top of their heads.
"I declare you husband and wife in the name of the Holy Father, Son and Holy Spirit. God has united you together and no one can break up." Tietou finished his last sentence with great force and shouted: "Amen! It's over! Grab it!!!" Then he rushed to Taoxin, who was standing in the ceremony. Just kidding! All the money was thrown in there were blessing oil and gold bricks!
A group of beasts were like frightened flies on the pile of feces. With a "buzz~!", they licked all the autumn wind on the ground like falling leaves. Poor Ruohan's trumpet was only level 30, and even the pile under his feet could not be saved. They were snatched away by the flying eagle.
Lin Jia and the others laughed, and even the seldom talked, could not help but type the words "Hahaha!". Since the Taoist priest who Ruohan played was a personal monster, although the level was relatively high, he could not make a "lesbian". He had to change the male Taoist priest next to him with a low-level male. If he hadn't been doubled in the past two days, he would have just upgraded a little, and he would have been less than 30.
At the same time, the system's New Year announcement was broadcast in a rolling manner, and fireworks were ignited on the entire map at 00:00. Everyone cheered, releasing the colorful and dazzling skill special effects to their heart's content, shouting: "Hi, Balls, Yeer~!!!"
The happiness between friends and the satisfaction between couples fills the entire network city and the entire game...
When the noise dissipates, the gathering players either go offline to drink or spread them to various maps to find their fun. The tranquility of staying up to the New Year allows young people who have just finished their enthusiasm to experience the warmth.
Because players came to celebrate the wedding one after another, Lin Jia and the others had to withdraw from the venue and give it to other couples. Tietou and others said frantically that they wanted to send their boss and Ruohan to the "breeding chamber" of Zuma's leader's house. Lin Jia suddenly felt relieved and wanted to be quiet. After parting with everyone, he returned to the small pond of the tree demon.
Looking quietly at the pink lotus in the water waves under the bridge, Lin Jia suddenly felt a little tired. She leaned lazily on the wide and soft boss chair, putting her legs on the table, and didn't want to speak.
"You have a good relationship with your girlfriend, right?"
"Yeah!" Lin Jia leaned on the boss's chair, supported her chin with her hands, and smiled at the corner of her mouth, saying, "I didn't think she was still by my side! Now she was not by my side, but instead felt that she ignored her too much before and was only concerned about playing with her. I didn't know how to feel sorry for her and didn't know how to be considerate of her. It seemed that she was with me. Maybe she hadn't come back yet, just because she was angry with me..."
mm didn't say anything, and after a while, he asked, "Then have you broken up?"
"Haha! No! I'm waiting for her to come back! She promised me that I would come back!" Lin Jia's eyes were a little confused, and she remembered the phone call that sounded when the train left.
"What if she doesn't come back?" mm asked this question sharply: "Will you keep waiting for her?"
Lin Jia was a little confused, and her throat was a little hoarse, and she said, "I don't know, I don't know if I will wait for her for a long time like the bloody Qiong Yao drama on TV. That's too unrealistic! I only know that she should be back soon!"
"How did you know she will be back soon?"
"She told me!" Lin Jia chuckled: "When she left, she called me and only rang. I guess she meant to ask me to wait for her for a year!"
"..." mm seemed speechless and asked, "What if she never comes back?"
Lin Jia frowned and rubbed her chin and thought for a long time, saying, "Do you seem to know my business very well?"
mm seemed to be angry with Lin Jia. He said, "Boss and the others have told you about your affairs to the angels and the elves, so I know something! Don't change the topic! Answer me quickly! What should you do if she never comes back?"
"Uh!" Lin Jia frowned and said, "I don't know! I will wait for her for a year anyway! If she doesn't come back..."
"how?"
Lin Jia counted with her fingers: "Then I will find one lover a year! Two in two years! If she comes back a few years, I will bring a lot of lovers to show her! She will be so angry!"
"I'm sure... men are not good things!" mm was defeated by Lin Jia again and said in silence: "Are they the two beautiful female bosses in your Net City?"
"What?" Lin Jia was stunned. Even the two female bosses in the Internet cafe knew about it?
"You are planning to find a lover? Are they? I heard from the boss and the others that the two female bosses are very beautiful and rich!"
"They? Uh... I don't have any idea. But those two turtle girls are very good to me, and they have to have figures, money, and money, and be coquettish and lewd..." Lin Jia was painted green by the angry mm, and stood innocently, suddenly getting bigger and staring at his dog, watching his blood volume drop.
mm walked up and stood with him quietly for a while, then suddenly walked to Lin Jia and threw the proposal ring at Lin Jia's feet. He said, "Jia Jia, let's get married, right?"
"Uh?" Lin Jia was stunned for a moment. He didn't react: "Get married?"
"Yes!" mm walked around Lin Jia unconsciously: "Would I marry you?"
"Uh..." Lin Jia didn't know how to answer. He had never considered getting married in the game. Maybe he had subconsciously taken the nurse mm number of Meimei as his other half.
Lin Jia asked foolishly: "Why are you doing to marry me?"
"..." mm was probably defeated by Lin Jia, and said angrily: "I'm so angry by you!" Lin Jia giggled foolishly.
"I said I would help your girlfriend monitor you during the period before she came back. Do you believe it?"
"I don't believe it! You must think that a man like me can't find me now and fall in love with me. I'm planning to take advantage of the situation while my girlfriend is not here for a while?" Lin Jia's face turned red again, and the divine beast lying beside him suddenly became bigger.
"No matter! Go and get married with me!"
"Are you forcing a marriage?"
"Even if it's right!"
"What if my girlfriend comes back? What if she sees me getting married to someone else and run away?"
"I will give up my seat when your girlfriend comes back. When I run away, I can't compensate you myself!"
"You compensate me yourself? Are you good-looking?"
“It’s ugly!”
"Then I don't want it!"
“No choice!”
"It must be?"
"Um!"
"Okay! Then I'll try it for half a year! If my girlfriend doesn't come back, I'll let you become a regular!"
The two whispered people slowly walked into the city while muttering, but the girl in white suddenly smashed the boy to the ground with the inorganic in her hand, and whipped the corpse without regretting his anger...
............
"It's just the two of us? So deserted!"
"Shut up!"
"You were very gentle before, so I think you are a bit like my girlfriend. Now you are not like my girlfriend!"
"Shut up!"
"If you say my girlfriend comes back, you will give up your position!? In the name of God and Earth, I solemnly swear: accept that you will become my lover. From today on, regardless of misfortune, good or low, disease or health, I will love you and cherish you until my girlfriend comes back!"
"In the name of God, I solemnly swear to accept that you will become my husband. From today on, regardless of fortune, wealth, disease or health, I will love you, cherish you, and take care of you on your behalf before she returns, and comfort you!"
"Amen! Okay! Now you have become my wife, let's go to the bridal chamber of Master Zuma's house, right?"
"Um!"
"Wait! Let's see how to divorce..."
Poisonous talisman dances, beasts roar and fire spitting out!
Bring down!
Chapter completed!