Chapter 555 Little Fatty's First Time
Chapter 555 The "first time" of the little fat man
"What's going on? What's going on?" The fat man was so scared that his face turned pale and he asked tremblingly.
"Invisible ring! Invisible ring!!" Lin Jia was so excited. The effect of the invisible ring is second only to the teleportation ring in Lin Jia's collection. Lin Jia and the others have always had a headache about having only one invisible ring. How can such an invisible ring fall from the sky make Lin Jia not excited?
Lin Jia showed him the invisible ring in his bag and he still couldn't understand: "What's wrong with the invisible ring? Didn't I save it? Why did you take it out again?"
"Damn! This is not our original invisible ring! This is one of the fire Womao just exploded!!" Lin Jia was also confused, not sure what was going on.
"No way?" the little fat man said inexplicably: "Isn't this mission map not explosive equipment?"
"How do I know!" Lin Jia rubbed his eyes and said, "I lit a cigarette and saw something on the ground..."
"Smoke?" The two brothers couldn't help but look at Lin Jia's left hand where he was originally holding a cigarette, but he didn't see the existence of the cigarette.
"Uh...why is my butt...why does it seem hot?" The fat man twitched strangely on his face, and suddenly whimpered~ He jumped more than one meter high. Lin Jia was startled and looked down. The cigarette he had just lit was smoking on the sofa where the fat man was sitting. He was scrambling the red cigarette butts on the ground and stepped on it. Lin Jia looked at the sofa with a hole burned and the fat man covering his butt with pain on his face. The corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch, and asked, "Is it so hot?"
The little fat man's eyes were filled with tears, and he whined in shame and anger: "Oh my God~~~~~! I gave it to cigarette butts for the first time!" Lin Jia burst into cold!
Lin Jia quickly ran out to the main service desk to help the fat man ask if there were any erythromycin ointment or hemorrhoid cream. However, the main service desk was full of young network administrators. There were those things in the middle of the night! I finally found an mm to ask for a tube of "Dabao Sod Honey", but I didn't dare to tell him what the mm was for.
I took the big treasure sod honey and let the fat man burn a hole in his chrysanthemum position. He stuck out his butt and spread his legs, held the crab on the wall and slowly went to the bathroom to apply medicine to the "wound".
Not long after, a sound of howling from the toilet that scared the entire evil forces all night players awakened the ghosts and howls. Lin Jia looked at the fat man with a pale face and held the wall with his trembling legs and moved back step by step. When he quickly entered the private room, the fat man suddenly remembered something, and he was like a ghost again. He trembled and trembled to the main service desk and returned the big treasure sod honey, which was obviously missing a lot of tubes, to the mm.
Lin Jia slid down from his forehead. After hesitating for a long time, he decided not to tell the mm, so that she would not faint. She would buy a set of cosmetics for her to compensate. The only hope was that mm should not use the sod to wipe her face...
The fat little man who couldn't sit could only kneel on the sofa, with a dying expression on his face, and looked at Lin Jia with resentment: "Brother! Don't eat in front of me these days! I'm going to take a hunger strike!"
Lin Jia was sweating and hurriedly advised: "Don't be overwhelmed! Isn't it just that the cigarette butts are? I gritted my teeth and closed my eyes and we would get through it! I promise not to tell your future girlfriend that you have been that... "
"What's the matter with my girlfriend in the future?" The fat man wailed in a collapsed state: "I want to get through it! But why did I defecate these days??" Lin Jia was speechless.
Finally, Lin Jia had to promise that the invisible ring that caused the little fat man's chrysanthemum to be blown out by cigarette butts for the first time was his own, which resolved the little fat man's resentment.
With the invisible ring as "chrysanthemum money", the fat man suddenly burst out with amazing willpower, yelling that he would not get off the fire, and sat half of his butt while continuing to brush the monster. And unexpectedly, he didn't sleep at all night! It's not lying! It's really not at all!
Unfortunately, Lin Jia and the others could not reveal another thing, including the potion, the next morning. The invisible ring seemed to have fallen into Lin Jia and the others' pockets. It suddenly appeared, making Lin Jia and the others confused.
After informing the successor of the fourth and eldest brothers who came to take care of this matter, Lin Jia helped the little fat man to go to the hospital for anorectal department, but was pulled by Tu Fei, who returned to the evil forces network city in the morning, and asked in confusion: "Where are you going? What's wrong with the little fat man?" Lin Jia told Tu Fei about the matter under the craziness of the little fat man. Tu Fei laughed wildly after being stunned. The fat man on his body was so "rumping, rising and falling"!
"Okay, okay! Let my distant nephew send the little fat man to the office! Follow me to the office, wait for your brother and the boss, Xiong Xiong and other shareholders to come, we will hold a 'board board'!"
Lin Jia looked at the little fat man who said "My life's reputation! He was ruined on cigarette butts..." and was helped by the fat nephew. The network manager was sent to the hospital while yawning, saying in a daze: "What a nonsense board? Even these birds are considered boards?"
"Damn! Why is our chain large network city not considered a board of directors? The hot dry noodle land sold at the door is still "Hubei Cai Linji Food Culture Co., Ltd."!" Tu Fei looked at Lin Jia's sleepy look and said in confusion: "What are you doing in the private room these days? What secrets have you found in the game again? Don't forget to help us get some benefits!"
"I understand! I'll help you when we get full!" Seeing Meimei holding two breakfasts in her hand, Lin Jia smiled, threw down Tu Fei with a puzzled look and said from afar, "Call me when my brother and the others come!"
"Our Hubei Power Net City has become bigger and stronger!" As one of the largest shareholders, the boss formally presided over the board of directors: "This time, it is our first official shareholder meeting!" The boss's "Shareholder Meeting" caused Xiong Xiong next to him. Lao Niu and the others snickered, and the boss knocked on the table with a stern face: "Be serious! It's the meeting!"
After picking up the tea that Meimei made for everyone, the boss said seriously: "I never thought that one day I would start working on the Internet cafe industry. I never thought that the Internet cafe industry could be so big, so it was the wealth that the madman brought to us! This boy's bad ideas are indeed very rich. In the past, this boy had no capital in his hand, and he was robbed of any attention that he could make money. I can say that the Dimeng Internet City in the small town can do so well, and some of them are the contributions of the madman, but you see, the development of the madman stopped when he came to Wuhan, and our funds were not as strong as them, but they developed faster than them. These are all the abilities of the madman! This is also the reason why we invested more than him, but his shares were not small. I believe that the brothers were convinced, so we won't say much!"
"Wow!!" Everyone applauded, Lin Jia stood up and bowed three times with a foolish smile.
"Don't make a fuss! I'm going to call everyone together for a meeting today. In addition to summarizing our business situation during this period, I also want to make a conclusion about the development of our Hubei Net City!" The boss opened a folder in front of me and said, "At present, the Hubei Net City in Hankou has been on track. Before a new good business comes out, it will probably remain the same. The Hubei Net City branch in Qingshan, Wuchang has officially opened. I will explain some of the current accounts to you!"
"What are you going to explain? Just make the decision! Can we still believe you?" Lao Niu interrupted happily.
"It's one thing to believe it or not. It's one thing to tell you whether to tell you!" The boss laughed a few times and said, "Although our relationship is good, it's easy for this bastard to get into trouble if it's related to money. Whether or not it's secondary. Don't ruin the relationship between our brothers and others!" Brother and Tu Fei smiled knowingly and stopped talking.
After taking another sip of tea, the boss looked at the documents and said, "I won't say the detailed data. Anyway, the accounts are clear. Whoever wants to read it yourself, I will talk about the situation. At present, the things in our Hankou store are stable, and basically the daily income is fixed at a certain amount, that is, the cost of the store decoration and the money of directly looking for the manufacturer to get computer accessories is still waiting to be paid. There is no hurry, we can take it slowly! Do you think we have made money? We made money! But all the money we earned is thrown in and returned to the manufacturer. I guess in another half a year, we can pay the fee for opening a Hankou store, because the money we pay to the manufacturer every month is fixed, so some time ago we opened the current Qingshan branch again, and all the surplus was thrown in, and we took a batch of machines to the manufacturer on credit, so so far
I have no penny left, and I still owe a lot of money to let us jump off the building. However, according to the current trend of the development of the Internet cafe industry, Qingshan store only has a business volume that is not lower than that of Hankou store. We will make a return to our capital within half a year because of this. We have not distributed dividends to everyone, but just sent living expenses to everyone. The money earned and the money that should be paid for is still included in our land shares. This is approved by everyone. Today, I just notified everyone that the money we had was thrown into the Qingshan store immediately. There is no balance to spend in a short period of time. You can see if anyone needs money. We can drag some of the expenses on Qingshan first, take out the money first. If you really want to throw it in, then for a while, the two stores will not be able to come out for money!"
Who is willing to take out the money at this time? Calculate one more share, and it will be a rmb in less than half a year! Only a fool would bring up the money at this time.
"Okay! Then sign!" The boss first signed his name on a document, and then sent it over to Lin Jia and the others to sign it one by one. Lin Jia knew that this was a preparation for formal legal rules to prevent conflicts over money in the future. So he saw that the brother signed it, and he signed it with him.
"Okay! The business is over!" The boss smiled and looked at Lin Jia maliciously after putting away the documents. "I received the tip recently. You kid seem to be doing something fun again! Hurry up! Resist strictness and be honest and lenient! You kid will just explain!"
Lin Jia rolled her eyes on the spot.
Chapter completed!