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Chapter 0475 The Adventures of Tintin (Sixty-four) broke out

At this moment, seeing the captain and DuPont brothers hesitate and do not want to move forward, Guan Heng, Ding Ding and Qin'er also turned around and were about to urge the captain and the three of them to move forward together, when he heard another voice from afar, but this time it turned into a rude voice in the street!

"You vicious invaders! Savage, curly monkey! Bah-a bunch of scum!"

"What did you say? You bastard dare to scold me?" Captain Adok, who claims to be a champion, has never suffered such a positive provocation?

Adok, who had long since had no idea what fear was, rolled up his arms and sleeves, rushed towards the direction of the sound: "Little punk! I want you to know the consequences of provoking me, see if I won't tear you apart and feed the bald seagull!"

At this time, another voice came from afar: "You group of warthogs like headless flies, scum among the apes, and athlete's foot patients with pockmarked faces, go to die!"

After hearing these various swear words, the captain ran over like a whirlwind. He shouted: "Today you die or I die, come and fight for the slutty embryo!"

"Hu, hu, hu... where are you? The killer who kills thousands of swords!" Running to the place where the sound came from behind the bushes, the captain panting was like an angry bull. He waved his fists and shouted: "Come out! The useless firewood with his head and tail exposed, let me beat you into a pile of garbage with three punches and two kicks!"

"Calm down, Captain, I heard that the voice was strange and strange, something was wrong!" Guan Heng, who arrived, then grabbed the angry Adok and said, "Listen, the voice of swearing seems to be coming from the tree!"

"Well? On the tree, on the tree?" Captain Adok felt puzzled for a moment: "On the tree... who is the one who is scolding?"

At this moment, the brothers Ding Ding, Qin'er and DuPont also hurried over: "Hey, do you guys have anything to see?"

Guan Heng pointed upward in front of everyone: "Look, there are a few macaws there on the treetops! They must be the ones who speak!"

"Gugugugu - stinky baboon, slutty embryo!" Just as Guan Heng finished speaking, the birds who were learning to speak began to curse again.

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"I really saw his big-headed ghost. I didn't expect it to be a group of parrots rolling the street!" Captain Adok murmured to himself. He glanced at the DuPont brothers and said disdainfully: "It's ridiculous that you two idiots, you thought it was the ghost of my ancestors!"

"Haha, I think it should be hundreds of years ago when Sir Francis was wandering here, and he taught these swear words to the ancestors of the parrots!" Guan Heng said to everyone with a smile: "Then these wonderful and sharp languages ​​were passed down from generation to generation, and they can be said to be the earliest phonographs!"

"Hahaha--" After hearing Guan Heng's words, everyone laughed loudly.

At this moment, no one noticed that the puppy Baixue suddenly climbed up to the treetops quickly. It was like a shrewd and capable hunter, quietly approaching the parrots in front!

"Woom--" The snow suddenly rushed up to the tip of the treetops, and its movements were like a flash of lightning. Its sharp teeth and sharp mouth suddenly bit the neck of a macaw, and a bird suddenly rolled down from the tree. The other frightened birds only left the feathers that fell all over the sky, and each flew away!

"Bai Xue--" Qin'er was so scared that she exclaimed in shock as she watched the puppy fall from the tree!

"Huh!" Guan Heng suddenly leaped his body and jumped into the air to catch the rolling and falling puppy Baixue. At this time, Baixue bit the parrot's neck and never gave her mouth. However, it used its power just right, and did not bite the bird's neck, but it just left it in a state of half suffocation and unable to struggle!

"Well..." Guan Heng let out a long breath, gently took off the parrot from the puppy's mouth, and then handed Bai Xue to Qin'er: "Look at this little troublemaker, I don't want to come for the second time when I flew to save the ball just now!"

"Haha! The little puppy Bai Xue is doing a pretty job this time!" At this time, Captain Adok shook his head and walked over. He said carelessly: "This group of damn parrots dare to imitate the tone of my ancestors to curse people. It's really hateful!"

"Leave the bird to me!" The captain stretched out his big hand with a dark face, "In less than ten minutes, I will make an old sailor's roasted bird skewers and teeth-beating ceremony for everyone!"

"Okay! There's barbecue!" The DuPont brothers almost drooled three and a half feet after hearing this. They hurriedly shouted: "Let's go pick up firewood and make fire!"

"No eating! This is too cruel!" Qin'er's pretty face was slightly cold. She held Bai Xue with one hand and put her hands on her hips and scolded her: "Aheng, don't leave it to the captain. This little bird is so pitiful. Why not release it!"

"Do you release it?" Guan Heng glanced at Ding Ding, who shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said to his utmost as he said that he was obedient. Guan Heng said to Qin'er: "After all, our puppy caught it after losing his life. Releasing it like this is equivalent to ignoring the fruits of Bai Xue's labor!"

"But it's too cruel to eat when baking!" Guan Heng glanced at the DuPont brothers who were still wiping their saliva. He suddenly turned his eyes and thoughts!

"Captain, why not adopt this parrot as a pet!" Guan Heng suddenly smiled and said to Adok: "The parrot's mouth is already dirty. You should call him some noble etiquette and civilized terms, so that it can make some compensation for the faults of his ancestors!"

"After all, the swear words on the street are taught by Sir Francis!" Guan Heng continued: "Look, Ding Ding also raises a puppy. As an old seaman with status, raising a raptor must be very cool!"

"Is that true?" Captain Adok touched his chin and pondered for a while. After hesitation, he said, "Okay, I have raised this bird, but it's a brain-intensive thing to name the parrot. Well, let me think about it..."

"Ahh!" Captain Adok suddenly snapped his fingers, and he laughed: "I thought of an excellent name suitable for this macaw!"

"This parrot will be called...Gebret in the future!" The captain rubbed his hands and smiled, "How about you guys? Is it a good name?"

"Gebret?gob1et...hahaha, isn't that the meaning of goblet?" Guan Heng laughed loudly after hearing this: "It's worthy of being the captain's pet, it's really inseparable from the relationship with wine!"

Everyone laughed loudly when they heard this. The macaw was quite large and its feathers were colorful and beautiful. The captain liked it a little. The parrot's neck was bitten by the teeth of the puppy Baixue. Guan Heng carefully bandaged it. The parrot flapped its wings, and it was almost well!

It is actually very simple to tame this macaw: Guan Heng took out a chocolate sweet cake brought by Qiner, which was a snack prepared for the puppy Baixue, but it was thrown into the beak of the bird.

After eating a sweet cake in a few seconds, the parrot sucked it and never left everyone else. It wanted to eat delicious food, but it couldn't bear to flap its wings and fly away!

——【Fifth update of 12.3, Good evening, Lao Sha continues to ask for some advice~\(≧▽≦)/~】—
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