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Chapter 0459 The Adventures of Tintin (48)

"Listen to me, as long as we two brothers are here, the people on the boat will be absolutely safe!" DuPont patted his chest and said, "So Captain, please arrange the best room on the boat for us, preferably warm and sunny. We need a comfortable resting environment so that we can always cheer up and protect everyone!"

"In addition, please be sure to carefully select the best ingredients for our meals!" Du Pang continued, "By the way, we brothers are both meat-free. Of course, if there is seafood and the best wine every meal, it would be even more perfect!"

"Uh, my God! These two shameless guys are so arrogant!" The angry captain whispered to the others: "I firmly believe that these two guys came on vacation using their positions. They are just hopelessly a pair of fools and fools, and they are definitely not good helpers!"

"Hahaha--" The other three people couldn't help laughing when they heard this.?★   ?

"Uh, I'll think about it..." Captain Adok touched his chin and pondered: "The first-class guest rooms, Guan Heng, Qin'er and Ding Ding are all full. You two idiots don't even think about it. I see where the storage room is piled with miscellaneous items, there are some corners there that can also place two beds!"

"Battle ball! Listen to me-" Captain Adok looked at DuPont, and DuPont's two faces that deserved to be beaten up became famous. He said to the two of them angrily: "I don't expect you to protect anyone on the ship and take good care of yourself. Also, don't cause trouble for us!"

"Uh, okay!" The two detectives looked at each other helplessly, and then they both said with some scruples: "Then can our food standards..."

"Woof woof woof--" As soon as he said this, a small figure screamed happily. It suddenly rushed past the deck and threw itself into Qin'er's arms!

"Little bastard, don't run away! I'm going to chop you alive! Swish swish swish--" At this moment, the angry chef Bill on the boat rushed over with the windy kitchen knife in his hand!

"Stop it!" Seeing the other party rushing towards him, Guan Heng suddenly glared at him and stepped forward to block Qin'er. He put his waist on his back and said to the chef, "What are you doing? Didn't you see a lady here? Swing a knife and swearing. You don't know how to watch the occasion!"

"Aheng, don't let him come over, as it will scare Bai Xue!" Qin'er gently stroked the puppy's fur and said, "Let him take a few steps back and put down the kitchen knife first!"

"Bill, have you heard my girlfriend's words?" Guan Heng hugged his shoulder and chuckled: "Calm down and talk about what's going on!"

"Dang!" Chef Bill threw the kitchen knife to the ground angrily. He spread his hands to everyone and said, "Captain, Mr. Guan Heng, Mr. Ding Ding, you all judge. If this happens, I can't continue my job!"

"Enough!" Adok put his waist on his waist and put on the captain's majesty seriously and said, "Don't complain, let's talk about why he was chasing the puppy!"

"Oh! I made dozens of afternoon refreshments just now, all of which were the sandwich chocolate cakes I was going to give to everyone!" Bill said with a resentful look on his lips and said with a resentment: "But just as I turned around and washed the pan, all the cookies were taken by him..." Bill pointed at Bai Xue, the puppy holding Qin'er in his arms, and said angrily: "It was all stolen by this thief puppy!!"

"Oh, Baixue, you are so!" Ding Ding hurriedly took his little pet from Qin'er's arms, and he repeatedly blamed the puppy: "You little guy, you are so greedy. If I had known this, I wouldn't take you on the boat and hand you over to someone else to custody!"

"Wang...Wang..." The puppy Bai Xue drooped her eyebrows and just screamed twice. It seemed that it was a little embarrassed about its excessive behavior!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Bill!" Qin'er quickly walked to the chef and bowed deeply. She whispered: "Ding Ding has to discuss important matters with the captain and Aheng these days, so Bai Xue has been watched by me!"

"Due to my negligence, it has now stole the biscuits you made with your own hands. I feel very sorry!" Qin'er's big watery eyes suddenly turned red, as if she was about to cry.    ★   ▼

Has Bill ever seen such a beautiful beauty attack with pear blossoms and rain? At this moment, his old face turned red and he quickly waved his hand and said, "Forget it, Miss Qin'er, I hope you can look at the puppy in the future. I, I don't blame it anymore, that... I'll take a step first!"

After a few hurried explanations, Bill turned around and left, but he didn't notice that he was staggering by the kitchen knife he threw on the deck. He quickly picked up the kitchen knife, smiled at everyone awkwardly, turned around and ran away!

"Tsk! I'm just so disobedient when I see someone else's girlfriend! Bah--" Guan Heng spat at Bill's back with anger, and then muttered: "What are you staring at my Qin'er? Abandoned person! I'm really afraid that you can't pull it out if you see it!"

"Yuyou, Aheng is eating!" Qin'er smiled and took her boyfriend's arm. She said softly: "Okay, OK, let's go!"

"By the way, Captain, where is our room?" DuPont asked Adok.

"Uh, right in the storage room in the front cabin!" Adok lit the pipe in his hand. He took a beautiful breath and said, "Follow me, and now I will take you to the best living environment on this ship. You will have many rats and cockroaches as roommates!"

"Hey, DuPont, DuPont! As a good friend, I would like to remind you a few words!" Guan Heng suddenly had an idea and wanted to play with these two confused detectives, so he asked, "Since you are on the boat to carry out a secret mission to protect everyone, do you have any camouflage tools to bring your own?"

"What kind of disguise tool?" The two of them were a little puzzled, so they asked in unison: "So Guan Heng, how do you think we should pretend to be suitable?"

"First you must get along with the people on this ship, and then integrate into everyone and make it easier to carry out your work!" Guan Heng hugged his shoulder and smiled: "The current outfit, top hat, suit and civilized stick are too serious and formal. You should change to two seafarers' outfits and put them on!"

"Well, there is also! Seamen and sailors work under sunlight all year round. They have dark skin. You should also sunbathe frequently, preferably four hours a day!"

"We understand! Guan Heng, you are really smart!" The two nodded and praised, and Du Pang asked again: "Then do you have any other instructions?"

"Well, that's it..." Guan Heng touched his chin and pretended to be contemplative, making Qin'er beside him cover her mouth and laughed secretly. Then Guan Heng raised his head and said, "Real seamen have the habit of chewing tobacco, so you should try it seriously. But remember, after putting the tobacco in his mouth and chewing, don't swallow it, as it will cause diarrhea!"

——【11.3o Fourth update, good evening, Lao Sha continues to ask for some advice~\(≧▽≦)/~】—
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