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【979】Bring your own music

Lu Se couldn't bear to tell Alice that she would never look as tall as Dongni Haiyi in her life.

"Wait, these high heels are children's style?"

The female shopping guide enthusiastically selected shoes for Alice, but Alice was not satisfied with the pair of ice blue rhinestone-style high heels she took out.

"Little sister, you speak very well in Chinese... These shoes are very suitable for you. They are the genuine "Frozen" model authorized by Disney!"

"Only kids like Disney!...Anyway, Alice doesn't wear such obvious children's style... Are there any other high heels?"

There is no doubt that the high heels that can fit Alice in the shoe and hat area are of course only children's styles.

In fact, the shoes Alice bought before were between adults and children, but she could help herself, "girls" also wear these shoes.

After changing several counters, she finally chose a pair of dark high heels. The shopping guide learned his lesson and deliberately did not say that this was also a child's model. Only then did Alice happily go to pay.

Alice told her in advance that the consultant would not allow her to pay for her, so Luther was not troubled.

For things you really like, paying for money you earn from your own labor, it seems that you will also feel a pilgrimage-like joy.

After paying back, he took the shoes packaged by the shopping guide, and Alice saw a pair of unattractive shoes at the low side of the counter.

"This red...Alice wants to try it too!"

When Alice was trying out her second pair of shoes, the soothing light music that was originally played in the mall suddenly changed.

"?~Dengdeng wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait ~?"

Isn't this the background music for the four talents of Jiangnan in Stephen Chow's version of "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance"? This is a playback in the mall. Do you hope that the children who are eating ice cream will directly eat the ice cream into their noses, or do you hope that the half-kneeling proposal man in the Western restaurant will laugh!

Seeing Lu Se, Bao Xing looked surprised (Alice was still trying her shoes attentively but didn't hear it), and the shopping guide explained in a low voice:

"It's like this. The mall has installed a facial recognition system at the entrance. Once there are habitual stealing registered in the data or annoying guests entering, the studio will automatically play prompt music to prepare the staff and guests."

"I remember the music of "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance" corresponds to a few guys who like to buy things and come back to return the goods. I don't need to remind the gentlemen to take their backpacks, so we shopping guides will pay attention."

Bao Xing was stunned: "Why did you still specify a corresponding prompt tone for the guests on the blacklist?"

Lu Se shrugged: "It's probably equivalent to the customized ringtone on the mobile phone address book..."

Walk out a little and go to the railing on the fourth floor and look down.

Sure enough, in the middle of the lobby on the first floor, I saw five men swaying in a arrogant manner, and were confused about the strange shopping mall music.

"Why does this music happen every time we come in?"

"Do you think we five are handsome, so they are matched with the music of "The Four Talents in Jiangnan"?"

When Lu Se looked carefully, he found that he was really no one else. He just liked to wear "East, West, South, North and Central" cultural shirts, and the four hooligans led by "Zhong Yingyu"!

It turns out that the five of you also like to force returns after buying things! The business scope is quite wide and they are all talented! They are doing well, and they are indeed in the mall to match you with special characters on the BGM! They bring their own music!

I have to admire the market's keen eyes to recognize people. It is very suitable for the "Four Talents of Jiangnan" to give five hooligans. Five of the Four Heavenly Kings are common sense, and the Four Talents can follow the old examples. Anyway, the Stephen Chow version of the Four Talents of Jiangnan is not much different from the hooligans...

The Four Hooligans wandered around the first floor. They probably felt that all the shopping guides were looking at them hostilely. They felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and finally left the same way.

Of course, it is also possible that from an angle that Lu Se cannot see, they met Dongni Haiyi and the three-fan girl who "can kill whales with bare hands when they are 5 years old", and quickly escaped.

Lu Se couldn't help but feel moved and said to Bao Xing who was moving over slowly:

"Once facial recognition data falls into the hands of others and wants to do something bad, it is indeed easy to be alerted in advance."

"Although I am a good person and never do bad things, it may be a more convenient way to bypass the facial recognition system and imitate 404 or Axue to dress up."

Ignoring Bao Xing's doubts about "never doing bad things", Lu Se continued:

"In addition to dressing up your face, your body movements must also be changed. I remember the book "Anti-Reconnaissance Guide" once said that using cheap talc powder to give your hair some gray tones can make you look older, and at the same time, stuffing a pebble into your shoes will make you limp naturally."

Bao Xing: "Isn't it better to dress up as a girl than dressing up as an old man?"

Lu Se: "..."

Bao Xing: "In fact, it is not that inconvenient to dress up as a girl. I heard from the female clothing boss that I don't have to be afraid of the cold on my legs. Men wear women's pantyhose, which is actually very warm!"

"Ah, he said that the only disadvantage is that he feels like he is about to be sunny..."

"...Bao Xing, are you talking about the women's clothing guy you are talking about yourself?"

"How is that!" Bao Xing was anxious, "My sexual orientation is very normal! I just expressed my point of view, which means I don't mind you wearing women's clothing!"

"But I mind."

During this period, Alice has picked out the second pair of shoes.

"It's almost 12 o'clock, Luther, Alice, let's go to have a meal. I'm so tired with so many things on my back!"

Bao Xing applied for a meal, but today is Sunday, and the couples who come and go have already occupied the cost-effective restaurant. The restaurants that the three of them passed by are either crowded or not delicious if they hear the name.

"Alice is not hungry yet, so why not leave the mall and go to the snack street outside to eat!"

Alice, who insisted on carrying the trophy, kept the cardboard box of her shoes, and didn't mention her excitement.

It is conceivable that Alice cheers like this every time she buys new shoes, but after wearing them for a long time, she will be hidden in the snow. It is really "I only see the new shoes laugh, but I don't see the old shoes cry."

Alice, you are also a woman who has given up her sins in buying shoes...

Something happened again when going downstairs. Someone was wearing a long dress in a escalator style, but accidentally got stuck in the gap in the elevator.

"Oh, oh no! Go and press the emergency brake button!"

The dress immediately asked for companions, but they were in the middle of the elevator at that time, neither going up nor going down.

Fortunately, Alice was quick-eyed and quick-handed, and pressed the emergency brake button above them as soon as possible to resolve the crisis.

"Thank you, thank you! Thank you..."

Facing the two who thanked each other, Alice looked up and compared Luther.

"It's the consultant who is in charge. If you want to thank me, please say thank you to the consultant!"

The two girls turned around and Lu Se realized that they were the two female college students who had worn shorts to expose their thighs and threatened to let Lu Se and Bao Xing "death".

I just bought the Mori girl dress and planned to wear it like this, but I was not used to the length, which caused me to be stuck in the elevator, right?

“…”

The female college students hesitated for a moment. They clearly saw Alice stretching out her hand, but they didn't understand why they had to push the credit for saving people to others.

Luther easily understands that because Alice is short, she doesn't even have to bend her waist when it comes to braking buttons located at a low point, and presses the fastest.

How can you easily admit such a thing? It’s like Wu Dalang participated in a 400-meter hurdle because he could run directly from under the railing to win the championship. It’s as embarrassing as this!

"Thank you, thank you...but who are you consultants?"

In the end, Mori's dress still spoke out his words of thanks.

However, "staring at the thigh like a rogue" and "pressing the brake button to save people" are completely different. The first time Lu Se deliberately made the other party misunderstand that the "advisor" was Bao Xing, and the second time Alice looked up and compared Lu Se, indicating that he was the consultant.

No one can guarantee that the female college student will be "saved" rather than "being rude" after she returns.
Chapter completed!
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