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【966】Cat Abuse National Teacher

Lu Se did not stay at An Zhi's house for too long. After An Shurong promised that he could join the "organization", he politely stood up and said goodbye.

"Senior... I'm really sorry for this happening..."

"It's not your fault, there are many misunderstandings among them~ In short, let's talk more in detail in the future."

An Zhi recovered her consciousness, but An Zhi's mother had not calmed down yet.

Lu Se decided to throw the hot potato to An Shurong to deal with. After all, he was very experienced and had been tested in front of his sick wife for a long time.

The good luck is that although Lu Se did not bring an umbrella, the old saying goes, "Thunder will not be the whole day, and the sudden rain will not be the whole day." The heavy rain outside stopped after Lu Se went downstairs.

Lu Se walked to the edge of the rain-proof eaves of the building group, but found someone holding a slingshot in his hand, squinting his eyes at the glass upstairs.

"It's fine if Qingqing, you follow me, there's no need to hit the glass of An Zhi's family!"

Jiao Qingqing, who was busy aiming, was stunned when Kongran heard Lu Se calling her.

"Wrong? Why did you get off so quickly? I guess it's time for An Zhitian to shamelessly seduce you..."

"You are shamelessly saving people, okay! Put the slingshot out for me!"

The Rainbow Pony reluctantly turned the slingshot back behind his waist, and blew up the green hair on his forehead in discomfort.

Lu Se noticed that this was a powerful slingshot with eight-stitched rubber bands, and the metal handle was engraved with vine patterns, as well as the strange word "national teacher".

What does the slingshot have to do with the national master? Is it because Jiang Ziya is sure to become the national master with his slingshot, or is it because Liu Bowen is good at playing with his slingshot!

As if he had captured Lu Se's gaze and thoughts, Jiao Qingqing explained: "This is a brand my mother created. The biggest wish of these spiritual abilities is to be a national teacher, so no matter what product it is, it is called the "national teacher" brand."

So her is more than the only one in your mother's psychic media circle? The People's Republic of China is established by science, and you charlatans still want to be national teachers? Isn't it just a group of witches who are entertaining themselves and deceiving themselves?

Lu Se complained in his heart but didn't say it out loud. After all, Jiao Qingqing believed that he had inherited his mother's spiritual ability and was actively developing it, and belonged to a "trial witch".

Jiao Qingqing raised the corners of her mouth but was not smiling. She looked at Lu Se for a while with a strange expression and eyes before breathing a sigh of relief.

"The collar of the shirt is not messy, so An Zhi failed to seduce you? She is so flat and she really doesn't attract you..."

Are you ashamed of saying this? In terms of breast development, you and Lin Qin and A Xue are on the same level, just a little better than their junior An Zhi! You can all form a "Princess Taiping Choir"!

"It's just that my parents are back and I have something to do at home, so I'm not suitable to stay there."

Lu Se said lightly and said that he was about to bypass Jiao Qingqing and continue to walk towards the end of the rain-proof eaves.

"Lu Se, you are stupid! Although the rain has stopped, the accumulated water is still flowing down. When you walk forward, you will be poured! Wouldn't you wait for a few more minutes?"

The rain dripping from the edge of the eaves stopped Lu Se's steps, and his thoughts were occupied by the "tick" sound of nature for a moment.

"Meow~ Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!!"

A scene suddenly appeared under his feet like a horror movie. A Halloween pumpkin head crawled and moved, constantly shaking left and right, and making a cat's cry.

Unconsciously prepared, Lu Se was so scared that he took a step back. After a few seconds, he realized that it was a cat that was worn by someone on his head and could not take it off.

"You did this? Cat abuse will be criticized by everyone... And it's still early to Halloween, where did you get this pumpkin head?"

"Kokokohahahahahaha~ It's so funny! It's even more funny than just now~ Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Jiao Qingqing covered her belly, and her fingers, Pumpkin Head Cat laughed for a while, then wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and explained:

"This is not a real pumpkin, it is a unsold product from my mother. I found it when I took the slingshot, so I just put it on the head of a passing kitten!"

This pumpkin is indeed much smaller than a real pumpkin. It should also have the trademark "National Teacher Card" printed in places that cannot be seen on the outside.

"How come your mother's national teacher brand is produced... In the movie, will you play the plot of "The Investiture of the Gods"? Will you be the plot of Jiang Ziya wearing a pumpkin head and a slingshot in her uniform? "

In order to ask for help, the pumpkin-headed cat scratched Lu Se's trouser legs with its insanely sharp claws.

Lu Se bent down and carefully took the pumpkin head from the cat's neck.

"Look, you're so suffocating it for the kitten... Why do you look familiar?"

The memory of level 12 intelligent creatures gradually depicts the fold-eared cat that Xiaojia once picked up near Qingzi Academy.

After she named the fold cat "Huahua", she temporarily kept it in Dr. Yu's place and posted a pet found notice, but no one came to claim it. Later, Dr. Yu gave Huahua to a female student in a police academy he knew to raise.

"Kokoko, I have heard of this cat from Xiaojia. I recognized it and deliberately spoofed it!"

Jiao Qingqing had no guilt of pranks, and completely ignored Huahua's meow roar at the initiator after she was liberated from the pumpkin head.

More than half of the kittens in Dongshan City have the blood of a wild cat known as the "Cat Overlord", which leads to the fact that these kittens will occasionally run out to the world even if they are adopted.

"Huahua probably escaped from the home of that police school student... I called Dr. Yu and asked him to take the cat back."

"No need, I'll take it away."

The Rainbow Pony is in a mood.

"Don't look at me like this, I still like to tease animals. I raised Huahua and Penguin Trump together, and took some videos to upload them. Huahua's owner would come to me when he saw the video, and treated it as a free pet found notice. He killed two birds with one stone, right?"

"...How can you guarantee that Huahua's owner will definitely watch the "Yuhu Show"?"

"Tsk, I just don't watch it myself, and none of my friends can watch it? In short, I want to take this kitten away for a day or two, and I feel that I have a fate with it in my previous life!"

"Are you a mouse that was bitten to death by a cat in your previous life? Your spiritual ability can actually detect the fate of Tom and Jerry. It's amazing!"

Ignoring Lu Se's complaints, Jiao Qingqing hugged Huahua in her arms with her left hand and raised her right hand to show Lu Se her mobile phone screen.

"Look, the pumpkin head is not worn in white. I just took a picture of "Urban Legend Pumpkin Cat" and passed it on. The pumpkin head tilted off and the kitten hit the telephone pole was super funny. It has exceeded 100,000 in just a short while!"
Chapter completed!
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