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【899】Pranks

Humans are animals that like to imitate.

With Jiao Qingqing's drawer change incident, April Fools' Day pranks began to explode in concentration before April 1.

Taking online classes in the dormitory was originally the norm during the epidemic. Unexpectedly, when Teacher Nangong Meng was talking in front of the camera, someone uploaded a txt file called "Learning Materials" in the QQ group.

This QQ group where teachers and class cadres are not around, Lu Se has been in the room for a long time. Everyone often chats anonymously, with an advanced GHS system built-in, and someone always posts yellow pictures and yellow texts.

This "Study Materials" is definitely not the real "Study Materials", it is probably "Sister Don't Want My XX to Be Break" or "My Oo is Targeted by My Sister".

Using the homemade monitoring program, Lu Se discovered that Bao Xing and Tailong Light Speed ​​downloaded the txt file, and the download volume quickly exceeded 20.

You are so idle! If others don’t say it, Xiang Shang, the top student, is listening carefully, not as stingy as you!

Moreover, the whole class is only 35 people, what's wrong with the download rate of 57%? Do girls also get it? It's not like it's real "Study Materials"!

After that, the image of the boys in this class will be further reduced. Think about it carefully, I seem to be the class monitor of Class 2 (1) of Grade 2. You guys are caught by the girls in their brains. You must have sentenced you to life without any chance in your heart!

This is not the end. Bao Xing, who is slower than anyone else in reading serious books, finished reading "Learning Materials.txt" first, and complained in the QQ group (anonymously):

"Whose April Fool's Day prank is this? Did you replace the heroine's name in Xiao Huangwen in batches? Just as you saw the critical point, you found that the heroine's name is exactly the same as Teacher Nangong who is in class..."

Tayron also (anonymously) echoed: "Yes, I saw that my chrysanthemum was so tight that it was completely gone!"

Curious Lu Se also downloaded the txt file and scanned it at a glance.

I'm not human! The heroine is called "Nangong Meng". It's fine if the three words are just right with the class teacher. It's also a heavy-tasting tide x-text, first rape and then kill!

Cooperating with the live broadcast of Teacher Nangong, who was completely unaware of the situation, a sense of guilt arose.

I hope no one really takes the live broadcast of Teacher Nangong as the spell casting material while watching "Study Materials"...

At noon, the canteen tableware was covered with chili oil on a large area, and many people were so spicy that they screamed as miserable as the Tom cat with his tail stepped on.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Alice, who finally came to the cafeteria, was not fooled. She sat opposite Luther and hummed disdainfully.

"You can see which tableware has been ripped off by observing abnormal reflections. It's 100 years early to spoof Alice!"

"After Jiao Qingqing was spoofed by cockroaches, she hid in the dormitory and didn't dare to come out. She was so timid. Alice is an adult and would face difficulties and obstacles. No matter how many pranks she had, she would not scare Alice!"

A very ambitious speech, if it weren't for the little bit of eating, it would be a warrior who faced a bleak life.

Lu Se did not see An Zhi in the cafeteria either. After sending a message, he confirmed that An Zhi was afraid of being mischievous and took refuge in the dormitory like Li Xiang.

"Advisor, is it ridiculous? Rika not only dared not leave the dormitory door, but also chanted scriptures and prayed for peace in front of the door. Alice came to the cafeteria and heard her chanting "Peace in and out, safety in the dormitory, safety in the dormitory, safety in the online class, safety in the bath"..."

"Then isn't it just the "Peace Sutra" that is uploaded online as a joke! Isn't this awesome thing afraid of laughter?"

Alice shook her head with an incredible look.

"After being frightened by solar cockroaches, Li Xiang seemed to regard the "Peace Sutra" as a traditional Chinese Buddhist scripture, and believed that it has the effect of protecting the body and exorcising evil spirits."

"Alice won't grow up to be such a useless adult. She has been frightened by a prank, so she should use a prank to avenge her arrogance!"

Rika might be sad after being said this. After all, she is a master of kendo and is just afraid of cockroaches to become neurasthenia.

The blonde loli's purple eyes flashed with the fire of revenge, Lu Se remembered Alice's recycling of 50 solar cockroaches used by Jiao Qingqing's prank.

Sure enough, Alice came to the cafeteria to have a meal, which was a sign of observing the enemy's situation.

Jiao Qingqing's figure did not appear in the cafeteria, but Lu Se could already see the word "danger" above her head.

When Lu Se was about to finish his meal, he found that Lin Lian was late. As a nun with an idiot in taste, he was always not very active in eating.

"Hey? Why didn't my spoon be coated with chili oil? So disappointed, no one came to spoof me... I really envy everyone for having such a good relationship."

Lin Lian, please think about others too! You have a "malicious rebound halo" on you. If you spoof you, you will be punished by God, and you may not be punished for your whole life!

Can you change with Rika? Rika was so scared that she dared not go out. You still took the initiative to look for a prank?

Also, don’t make that lonely expression anymore. Everyone knows that you are my "current fiancée". If you are so disappointed, everyone should think that it is the reason why I neglect you!

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After lunch, Lu Se felt unhappy because he stayed up late last night instructing Jiao Qingqing to sneak into the teaching building.

It just so happened that Bao Xing went to the board game club to host the event, and Lu Se was left in the dormitory in 201, which was a good time to take a nap.

"The sun is too bright and can't sleep...Where is the nap mask? I remember coming at the head of the bed..."

Lu Se, who was lying on the bed with his glasses off, closed his eyes and touched the eye mask, covering his face and preparing to fall asleep.

Wait, why is the texture of the fabric different from before? It is more smooth, but the tightness is much worse. I can't find the ear lace after touching it...

When he opened his eyes suddenly, he saw Xiaojia standing at the bedside with a smile on his face with a prank on his face.

"My brother is so perverted. He actually uses someone else's cosplay skirt as an eye mask. If he doesn't increase my pocket money, I will tell my mother!"

"Bastard! Didn't you change your eye mask into a short skirt yourself? When did you come in!"

Xiaojia tilted her head and made a cute expression of sticking out her tongue.

"When I came over, I happened to meet Bao Xing out. I gestured to prevent him from reminding you, and then I came in quietly!"

"Oh, Bao Xing, this traitor, I'll find time to crush him to death with my knees today!"

Lu Se jumped up from the bed and snatched Xiaojia's smartphone to take photos.

"Brother, what are you doing!?"

"Nonsense, of course I deleted the photos you just took! Don't try to send my photo with my short skirt to my mother to threaten me!"

"Hey? My brother also discovered the photo taken in silent mode?"

"Hmph, you, which is not much higher than a pineapple, want to hide it from me?"

"Tsk, I'm so pretty, but I've replaced my eye mask... Forget it, I brought a gift to my brother this time."

"Gift?" Lu Se deleted the photo and returned the phone. "As April Fools' Day approaches, do you think I will open it?"

"If there is no mechanism, if it is a spring fist and a folded paper snake, isn't it too uncreative?"

Xiaojia transformed from behind her a gift packaging box that was slightly larger than her mobile phone.

"And this is not my gift, it was asked by Sister Lin Qin to give it to you. Sister Lin Qin is so nice to her brother, and she didn't even prepare a gift for others!"

A look of jealousy appeared on Xiaojia's face.

"Are you idiot? What are you looking forward to on April Fools' Day gifts? Could it be that on Qingming Festival, you also want a gift package for the ghost coins?"

I heard that it was a gift from Lin Qin, Lu Se ordered Xiaojia to stay away from the packaging.

After the packaging was opened, there was a magnifying glass with a very quaint shape inside, and there was no imagined explosion.

Xiaojia raised his magnifying glass to observe his brother on the bed. His movements were very casual. If there was any mechanism, it would have been triggered halfway.

"Sister Lin Qin is so considerate. With this high-end magnifying glass, my brother can play the role of a famous detective anytime and anywhere! Even if he wants to focus on the sun and burn the ants to death, he will not worry about not having any tools!"

"Idiot, why am I so bored to kill ants? Can I inherit their ants by burning them to death!"

Xiaojia held up a magnifying glass and became addicted to cosplay.

"Swear in my brother's name, there is only one truth!"

No matter how cute the sister is, she still has a "pig-headed Jiazi" in Lu Se's eyes.

"Don't look at me with a magnifying glass. This is not a practical tool at all, but a magic weapon that Lin Qin curses me of baldness!"

"Magic weapon?"

This time, Xiaojia held the magnifying glass, just like a dancer's celestial girl was about to transform.

"Of course it's a magic weapon! Because the magnifying glass is a convex lens, and the homophonic sound of the convex lens is "bald mirror"! Lin Qin is cursing me of baldness!"

"How many times have I said that alopecia areata cannot be considered bald, and I will definitely find scientific means to regenerate my hair!"

"Take the "bald mirror" away from my eyes, or I will use the green pepper you hate to burst your stomach!"

"Brother is so superstitious. He is obviously just an ordinary magnifying glass!"

Xiaojia pouted, and at the same time, she slipped away with Lu Se's magnifying glass.

After not sleeping for lunch, Lu Se turned over and wanted to discuss with Jiao Qingqing about the spoof of Professor Yin to do the experiment.
Chapter completed!
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