【881】Elderly drug buying army
Alice hurriedly returned to dormitory 316 to rescue her drawings. According to her words, "Although it was washed away by water, I could barely re-draw the tail of inspiration as the drawings!"
"Consultant, you don't have to come back with Alice. Alice is an adult and can handle minor disturbances at work! There may be evidence of the prisoner on the scene, and Alice will definitely find direct criminal clues!"
After Alice was hit by the damage to the drawings, she quickly mustered up the courage to face the bleak (Loli) life.
Pick up the magnifying glass from the snow and return to the dormitory with firm steps.
Lu Se saw Dongni Haiyi coming to pick her up outside the barbed wire, and he heard Alice's words and did not accompany her back.
"I will continue to collect evidence from the church and punish the prisoners to justice!"
"That's right! Now the prisoner is Shi Baosha, there is too little evidence! And he can't enter Qingzi Academy at all!"
Lu Se instructed Dongni Haiyi a few words, asking her to be careful not to let Alice do anything impulsive, and then returned to investigate the case of the nun's clothing theft.
"BOSS, you investigate carefully. Even such a thing happened to the girls' dormitory. The corridor camera has not taken a photo - what if this continues!"
If the prisoner was Shi Baosha, his ability to fly over the eaves and walk on the walls was really comparable to that of the monks of the real Shaolin Temple. He also memorized the camera blind spots in advance and did a good job in intelligence.
"It took a lot of effort to make Lin Lian and Alice unhappy. What is Liu Qianpeng selling in his gourd? Professor Yin also had the same idea of forcing Lixiang panda dolls..."
Nearly 11 o'clock, the light snow under your feet melted quickly, and no suspicious traces were found.
Lin Lian looked at the time and said worriedly: "Since Father Guo left, I am not very good at organizing believers' activities alone. Gradually, everyone's demand for Rejuvenation Divine Liquid is greater than that for God... Do I need to improve some methods?"
Lu Se thought about it and said that today is White Valentine's Day. The best gift to his current fiancée Lin Lian is probably not material but spiritual help.
"Well, I'm not a religious person, but I have some understanding of the fraud... no, I still have some understanding of the organization. First of all, you must establish your prestige among the believers."
"Ah, I have WeChat!" Lin Lian suddenly became happy, "Since the school allowed the use of smartphones during this period, I have established a WeChat group! But believers also mainly ask me about Rejuvenation Silent Liquid in the WeChat group. It seems that it is not enough to have WeChat alone?"
Damn, can anyone have this kind of WeChat? Lin Lian is going to change careers and do micro-business. Is it a sign that the destruction of the nun’s clothes is a sign?
The foolish aunts and gossip men who had been active in the church square once entered the school side door that was opened regularly, as they walked in the steps of plants and zombies.
"Rejuvenation Divine Liquid! I am embarrassed to buy it, I will do it myself! Give me 6 bottles! It's enough for my old man to rest one day a week!"
"Hey, I've said before that each person has limited purchases of 3 bottles. Don't be unsatisfied! And Lao Zhang's complexion has been bad recently, so be at ease!"
"Don't squeeze! I'm osteoporosis!"
"I'm still here to buy aphrodisiacs? Are you afraid of your waist breaking!"
"Nonsense! I came to the church to pray, and the Rejuvenation Liquid was just bought by the way!"
"I have a friend who needs a lot of rejuvenation liquid! I hope the person who buys it can resell me 1 bottle! I pay twice the price!"
The terrifying army of elderly people entered the church square. Once they entered the gate, the team immediately dispersed, and the pace was so fast that the young people could not catch up.
At least everyone is more afraid of death. After wearing masks or even goggles, the security guards will not allow them to enter without wearing masks.
I don’t know if it’s because wearing a mask can hide my identity, but this time I bought Rejuvenation Swallow twice as many as before.
Once the new old men were recognized by others, they immediately defended themselves, "I mainly wrote to God." Lu Se seriously suspected that even if Lin Lian runs the evil temple of Cthulhu, many old men would come to buy the Rejuvenation Divine Liquid and write to Cthulhu.
"Hey? Why didn't Lin Lian wear nun's clothes? Is it still in class on Saturday?"
"What clothes do you wear and won't delay your purchase of medicine. Besides, Lin Lian is much greater than nuns now, and she is everyone's saint of rejuvenation!"
"Everyone, calm down!"
Lu Se started preaching to the believers below the steps on behalf of Lin Lian.
"Today, 200 parts of Rejuvenation Sulphur were prepared. 3 parts per person present should be enough, so please don't squeeze it. It will be bad if you squeeze the mask out."
When they heard that their core demands were satisfied, the believers felt much more at ease and became pious, saying "God's blessings", "Christ Bodhisattva", and "Messiah's Heavenly Lord of Saving Suffering". They didn't know what kind of teaching they believed in.
In order to prevent the old man from having bad intentions and taking care of Lin Lian's depressed mood, Lu Se gave the Rejuvenating Sin Liquid instead of Lin Lian. Those who do not know how to pay by scanning the code directly put the cash into the donation plate, and the money will be piled up in a short while.
"Please trouble Lu Se." Lin Lian, who is responsible for maintaining order on the scene, thanked, "If I don't have classmate Lu Se today, I may make a mistake by myself. I don't wear nun's clothes to work in the church, and I always feel that I am not assured as before."
"This is what you should be. You are my current fiancée. Who would I help you?"
An old man heard the conversation between the two, and the folds on both sides of his eyes immediately burst into laughter.
"Young people are so lucky! If you have this recipe for Rejuvenation Divine Liquid, you can save a lot of money in the future!"
The implication is as if Lu Se and Lin Lian must have kidney deficiency after marriage.
Lin Lian did not understand the old man's dirty jokes, but instead asked with concern: "Grandpa, how many times have you taken the medicine? Are there any side effects?"
This time it was the old man's turn to be embarrassed. He scratched his head and said, "The first time, I'm here for the first time. Let's see if you buy it, I'll buy some back..."
An old man behind snorted, "I've seen you four times alone, okay? Don't block me, I haven't got the goods yet!"
Lu Se felt that Lin Lian was more sensitive to the word "medicine". He always sold Rejuvenation Liquid as a kind of wine.
"The side effect is that you will get a little drunk. Lin Lian, don't worry, have you heard of the place name "Suoyang City"? When Xue Rengui's army encountered food and grass problems, he used the aphrodisiac medicinal materials in the city as military rations. Didn't he win the battle?"
Lin Lian opened her eyes wide and thought.
"But, what should I do after the boys in the army have aphrodisiacs? Could it be that they... "
Stop! Stop! It is a death sentence in the Old Testament of the Bible. Don’t you, a nun, do you? It’s better to make up for it! Xue Rengui’s army has never become a child with each other, and there are no chrysanthemums blooming. The aphrodisiacs they take not only have no side effects but no effect, which is equivalent to a more unpalatable meal!
Lu Se suddenly thought of a possibility, and he turned to face the old man who was picking up the goods and the people behind him.
"Everyone who comes to buy things, they live not too far from Qingzi Academy, right? Are there anyone living opposite? So have you seen any suspicious person climbing over the barbed wire on the side of the church?"
"Did anyone see it? If someone can provide clues-"
Lu Se raised the rejuvenation divine liquid in his hand.
"If you can provide effective clues, you can get 3 free purchase coupons. Even when the supply is tight, you will give it priority to express delivery to your house downstairs!"
“3 pictures are too few, 10 pictures.”
Lu Se was disappointed because there was no response in the crowd, but the old man in front of him lowered his voice, his eyes full of the mystery of an insider.
"Give me 10 free coupons, and I'll tell you the suspicious behavior I saw last night - I'm still recording it in my mobile video!"
Chapter completed!