Lin Lian can always inadvertently say such words as "then you lose the qualification to be a human being" and "If you open a fish and tiger show, you will become an orphan", and your natural black attributes are fully exposed.

Lu Se had to smile bitterly and said, "Although I don't wear headphones, I mainly read comments and didn't watch videos!"

At this time, Bao Xing sent another mobile phone message:

"Lu Se, have you read the instant news? The new pneumonia epidemic has expanded! Wuhan has locked down the city! Dongshan City has confirmed 3 cases, and the number is still expanding further!"

Because he was busy dating Lin Lian, Lu Se did not pay enough attention to the epidemic.

Despite this, he also judged from clues that the country is serious in responding to this epidemic and will fight a tough battle with full arm.

One of the evidences is that some A-films that were originally unavailable to download in 115 have suddenly become able to be downloaded! Thunder is the same. Not only can it be downloaded before, but the speed is not slow. The actual test is that there are no members of 20m/s!

Don’t get me wrong, it’s just that Lu Hao injected subconscious hypnosis into a large number of uncensored A-share films, and it is not a store of New Year’s goods.

In short, the country has made great concessions to prevent otakus from going out to avoid contagion! Otaku waits for the stars and the moon, and finally waits for this day. You can contribute to the country without going out and just use your hands to rush!

It’s just a pity that there are always sbs who are superstitious about wild game. They go to eat braised civets, dried pot groundhogs, and braised wild poisonous snakes, which disappointed the country’s major sacrifices to prevent the otaku from going out.

"By the way, isn't this scene the second floor of the shopping mall in Central Pedestrian Street? If there wasn't an epidemic, I would run over to watch the fun immediately!"

Someone in the comment area quickly recognized the scene location, but he didn't expect that he could protect his body due to the epidemic, otherwise it would be a matter of time before he was watched.

The customers who were originally wandering in the mall also got news of the spread of the epidemic from their mobile phones one by one. Those who could retreat in advance retreated in advance, and the crowded phenomenon of popular areas in the mall was wiped out.

"Hallelujah~?~Hallelujah~?"

Lin Lian's cell phone rang. Because the non-smart phone distributed by Qingzi Academy could not change the ringtone, Lu Se had not heard the ringtone of the hymn for a while.

"Hey, God bless you...hey, it's Aunt Liu."

Lin Lian took advantage of the action of pulling out his cell phone from his shoulder bag and pulled his white silk feet down from Lu Se's knees. Lu Se coughed lightly to relieve the embarrassment.

It's indeed... it's like it's been too long...

"Aunt Liu, you heard that the new pneumonia is prevalent, and you are worried that I don't know if I'm outside?"

Although Aunt Liu was not present, Lin Lian had a gentle smile in her eyes when she spoke on the phone, and it seemed that the light of heaven was shining behind her at any time.

"Thank you, I will be careful. I will discuss with my friends around me to see if I can take some protective measures... OK, goodbye."

Putting down his phone, Lin Lian explained to Lu Se: "This is Uncle Yang's wife who often comes to the church to buy "Rejuvenation Liquid". She is a very kind person!"

Kindness may not be necessary, but it proves from the side that "Rejuvenation Divine Liquid" is really effective, so Aunt Liu was worried that Lin Lian would get pneumonia and cut off the supply of "Rejuvenation Divine Liquid"!

Unfortunately, the bet for Lin Qin to make more money is only calculated to hire students and sell them to parents... Aunt Liu and Uncle Yang are not parents of students. Are there any student dads with poor sexual function in Qingzi Academy? Don’t be embarrassed, come to me to buy medicine!

"Student Lu Se, why are there wars, famines, plagues, and all kinds of pain in the world?"

Lin Lian's eyes flew past his sister in a wheelchair and soon turned to a farther place.

Lu Se has hundreds of answers to this question, each of which is cruel and ruthless.

"The composition of human society can be regarded as "redistribution of pain and pleasure". Pain will always exist, but the difference is only who will bear it."

"When pain disappears from the world, human beings will completely lose their ambitions. People who will not be hungry will naturally not understand the pleasure of fullness."

"A perfect welfare society will only cultivate perfect waste, and pain is the driving force for the progress of human society. But no matter what stage of technological progress is, disasters will not completely disappear, because disasters are the norm in the universe."

To put forward the above three arguments, it is basically the rhythm of "focusing on one's own life".

When a girl is sad about life with you, when spring and summer are sad, the conversation should focus on emotions, not content.

So Lu Seton returned to his rational remarks, made a sincere expression that understood the other party very much, and said:

"You want world peace, it's so great! My ideal is just to see the fruits of girls all over the world."

“…”

Lin Lian didn't know what expression to make, so she held the cross on her chest with her right hand, only to say "The evil spirit retreated."

“…”

Lu Se had a cold sweat from his forehead, and he also realized that his condition was wrong.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey what I said! I told a girl this on my first date. This is more important than a hundred kinds of cold remarks! Fortunately, Lin Qin did not continue to record the video, otherwise she would be uploaded to the Yuhu Show and became a special choice for "Quotes for Scumbags"!

"Just kidding, because I feel the atmosphere is a bit heavy."

Lu Se made up for the loss of the sheep and began to quickly think about the cause.

Difficulty, is the brainless water attack again? Dr. Yu's antidote did not completely cure the brainless water?

It’s not surprising... It seems that the frequency of brain-dead attacks has become lower now, and the duration after the attack has also become shorter, from the original 5 minutes to the last 5 seconds?

Although 5 seconds is not enough to do anything big, it is more than enough to say something that doesn't fit the atmosphere.

A penguin going to hell! Isn’t this what I have become? I will tell the truth at some point?

It’s time to die... When dating a girl, if you say a few truths in an uncontrollable way, it’s only a matter of minutes to make the date go bad!

The ancients said: The beauty of a man lies in his lying and seeing ghosts in the daytime. The beauty of a woman lies in his stupidity without regrets...

Lin Lian is indeed quite stupid, but if you tell the truth when you are dating her every time, you can't lie to her! If you can't deceive me, what's the difference between me and a three-body person with transparent thinking!

"Miss, the news says the epidemic... Should we go back first?"

Chen Jinwei made suggestions to Lin Qin.

Lin Qin's eyes temporarily left the phone screen and snorted softly.

"My sister and Lu Se are not afraid of infection, what am I afraid of? Lu Se finally made an appointment with my sister, and he won't end it just like that."

He paused and sneered, "After all, his ideal is to "see all the fruit bodies of girls in the world", but it is still far from reaching it, right?"

Bastard, you heard it too! That was the truth I accidentally said when I was a brain-dead attack, and I didn’t count it!

Hey? Wait... I may tell the truth randomly now, so "seeing all the fruit bodies of girls in the world" is actually...

Impossible! Although in order to fight against Lu Hao, I need to get pleasure from girls and strengthen my impression, it is impossible to regard this as my life ideal!

Science! My ideal should belong to science!

Science is far more sexy than any girl! When you get a precious scientific research result, you will tremble violently and tremble strongly and lastingly. With a huge sense of self-identity, your heart will surging for a long time and cannot calm down. It is far better than the boundless emptiness and loneliness after the few seconds of love between men and women...

"What a pervert."

Lin Qin pressed her elbows on the wheelchair armrest and held her cheeks with one hand.

"If you want to see all the fruit bodies of girls in the world, wouldn't that also include your sister Xiaojia? Fortunately, I saved Xiaojia from your claws..."

"Shut up! You have the face to say about cheating Xiaojia? And there is nothing worthy of praise for such a homosexual relationship that is completely unproductive!"

"Lin Lian and I have a bright future and are very productive!"

While speaking, he unconsciously glanced at Lin Lian's chest.

"It's noon, the guy and the woman on the date are going to have a meal! You can do whatever you want if you want to continue stalking, but I won't invite you!"

As soon as he stood up from the bench and planned to help Lin Lian gentlemanly, he heard a familiar voice coming from behind.

"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Se! You actually started dating Lin Lian! Where did you put me? If I hadn't seen the video from the Fish and Tiger Show, I would have been kept in the dark!"

Without turning around, Lu Se saw the red pantyhose under the fashionable short skirt and the nail boots on his feet from the corner of his eyes.
Chapter completed!