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【766】Our biscuits are not bad

After having supper with Jiao Qingqing in the cafeteria, I was basically full just by listening to Rainbow Ma's complaints. Lu Se returned to dormitory 201 at 18 o'clock.

As soon as I entered the door, I was shocked by the bizarre Lu Li inside the door.

What kind of monster do you do if I am so mocking my bag? Standing next to the door, pressing the lighting switch repeatedly, letting the lights flash back and forth, while making the dance moves of dancing...

Are you going to use your racial talent to enter the dance world and become the three giants of Bishang Philosophy, a great existence that is shoulder to shoulder with van, Billy Herrington, and Banana Lord!

My eyes are going to be broken by you! I've been broken by you with the lights in our dormitory! You're so fucking! You're so fucking! The more you look at you, the more you look at the free banana! Your skin and heart are rotten into black expired bananas, don't insult my sight again!

"Hey? Lu Se, you are back? Ask me what I'm doing? I'm memorizing the questions! It's so boring to sit there. I find that it's very efficient to memorize the questions while jumping like this!"

Lu Se closed the door to avoid family misfortune. Bao Xing didn't consciously jumped around, although Lu Se didn't have enough attention to memorize the questions after he came back.

"Lu Se, you may not believe it. In my exam room, someone cheated in sign language and used the subjects he was good at to communicate with each other. Even if the teacher suspected it, he would not be able to obtain evidence! There are so many capable people coming out!"

"It's a lot of idle people coming out!" Lu Se held Bao Xing's hand that turned on and off the lights back and forth, preventing him from continuing to destroy campus property and his soul.

"Is it okay to have time to learn sign language? Isn't it okay to spend my time studying? It's so painful! And you! Who made your dormitory dance! Try to avoid people when you memorize the answers to text messages. You make these strange movements. If you are found by the bedside investigation, I won't help you with it!"

Bao Xing lost the lighting atmosphere, and his knees bent a few more times, and he was defecated if he couldn't find the rhythm.

"It's okay, Lu Se, you are so good at studying. Even if I'm caught, no one will suspect that you have also participated in cheating..."

"Why don't you doubt it! This is a test question leaked through hacking technology! Although you got it through Frey, the school will definitely doubt me directly!"

"If you dance this kind of free dance in the dormitory, I will tell Xiaojia that you like to eat shit secretly!"

"Hey? I don't like to eat shit! You're too much about telling this kind of lie!"

"You not only like to eat shit but also like to molest sows! Because it was done secretly, no one except me knows! I will definitely believe Xiaojia when I told this!"

Bao Xing felt chills, but he was not completely scared by Lu Se.

"You look down on Xiaojia's IQ too much... And only you know that I like to eat shit and molested sows. Doesn't this mean that you are watching from the side when I eat shit and molested sows, and are you interested in watching others eat shit and molested sows?"

"Shut up! Come and make cookies for me immediately! Today, Yang Ren Victor posted cookies everywhere to brush the favorability of it, and even Alice couldn't resist the temptation! Although I am not a professional chef, I also have to use my technology to make some similar things!"

Seeing Lu Se furious, Bao Xing shrugged and joined the DIY biscuits with his roommate.

Lu Se rarely thinks in front of Bao Xing. He sometimes notices this and understands why.

There is a theory called "intimacy disability", which means that the closer people are together, the higher the disability index. Even if a person who seems smart and capable to outsiders will become mentally retarded when playing with a very good friend.

Without the influence of brainless water, Lu Se naturally tends to become mentally retarded in Baoxing.

As for Bao Xing? He was originally mentally retarded.

Two mentally retarded people make biscuits together, and the main cooking equipment is the microwave in the dormitory. The plus point is the various scientific principles that Luther is proficient in.

However, Luther ignored one thing, that is, Victor wore a chef's hat all the time. In addition to highlighting his identity, he did have the effect of preventing his hair from falling into the ingredients.

Lu Sexi's hair was as golden as gold, so he naturally wouldn't even find his hair falling into the biscuit powder. What's so bad is that this morning, the hair growth in many parts of his body had just grown wildly due to his "hair growth helmet".

Moreover, after he shaved off his "yang hair", Bao Xing refused to help him clean up, so he went to the bathroom and sewer to clean up his own meal.

So, there was a curved hair, and it was mixed in without anyone noticing, and neither Lu Se nor Bao Xing noticed it.

"Ahhh! Is the baked good? Make good use of scientific power. Even if you only have a microwave, the cookies you make are still no less than those in convenience stores!"

"You can't let Yang Ren be the only one! After the exam tomorrow, we will also distribute it to the girls for free!"

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The next morning, the physics test was taken from 10:20 to 11:15. It was not surprising that Axue continued to miss because of her buttock injury.

Dongni Haiyi in front of A Xue’s empty seat was a little uninspired for some reason, which was strange. The tomboy usually competed with the tiger Wu Song had beaten in Jingyanggang and was still energetic.

"I think it's a little bit, it may be that the menstrual period is coming... Don't make it clear about this kind of thing, it should be fine!"

Dongni Haiyi is still able to win the runner-up of the triathlon teenager group during her period.

However, from this point of view, it is probably that the difficulty of the final exam is far greater than that of the triathlon for Dongni Haiyi, otherwise she would not seem unscrupulous.

Lu Se didn't have the energy to worry about others. Today's brainless water has not yet occurred, and the 2 hours in the physics exam are still quite dangerous.

As a result, everything went well and performed quite well.

Except for Jin Shijie who took off his micro headphones when he cheated and was so nervous that he had a nosebleed and dirty the test paper, nothing special happened in the exam room.

In fact, Lu Se knew clearly that in addition to the micro headphones, Jin Shijie also had a special writing pen with a micro camera in it, which could take pictures of the test questions and send them outside the examination room.

In this way, even if Yang Ren did not have time to finish the paper and leave the exam room in advance, a special project team would come to pass on the answers to Jin Shijie. It was really hard to do a big fight in the final exam.

In the past, Lu Se would definitely report them, but now he is troubled by the possibility of brain-dead water attacks. Lu Se decided to let them go first, so they would be busy with cheating and have no time to deal with Lu Se's situation.

"When I have developed the antidote to the brainless water, I will no longer turn a blind eye to you! Cherish the present!"

After the physics exam, after lunch, it was the English exam again.

As the last exam in the high school department, it seems that from the beginning when the head teacher Nangong Meng summoned everyone at the door of the dormitory building and issued the final mobilization, he was destined not to be ordinary.

"Everyone! Don't relax! The last game is here, and I teach English. If you don't get well in the exam, you won't be ashamed to see me, right?"

"You must not lose to Class 7 of Grade 2! You must not lose to that despicable villain Zhen Shiqiang! You will paint all the test papers for me, even if you are like Dongni Haiyi, you are not allowed to give up hope!"

Dongni Haiyi stood behind everyone and raised her head unconsciously.

"Teacher Nangong, why do you always treat me as a negative example? This time... I have a good review this time!"

Nangong Meng frowned in disbelief, and after teaching everyone a few more words, he soon fell into a complaint mode.

"Speaking of this, my second aunt recently said she wanted to introduce me to a partner, but she actually introduced me to a boss who turned into a vegetative person in a car accident! She also said that the doctor said that she might wake up in another half a year. Now she is in a coma for a year, and her eyes will move...”

If you are standing behind the podium table like that, you will definitely be slamming the table.

"Bastard! Don't look down on people! I haven't fallen to the age when I need to consider vegetatives!!"

I wonder if this is a teacher Nangong deliberately joked to let everyone relax and perform better, but everyone laughed anyway.

But from Teacher Nangong's serious and angry expression, it doesn't look very similar.

Lingling, one of Dongni Haiyi's three fan girls, probably holds a grudge against Teacher Nangong's use of Dongni as a negative example, and takes the opportunity to speak cheaply.

"It doesn't matter to the teacher. The vegetative boss is a bit tidy, but honest and won't cheat! You should still find a stable life to find a man!"

“Hahahahahahahaha!!”

"Your second aunt should have a good intention. If the boss dies, you will be able to divide the property soon!"

“Hahahahahahahaha!!”
Chapter completed!
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