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【737】Don’t be a nun

"Student Lu Se, why do you want to poke me? My sister said it would be rude to poke female students in class!"

"Hey! Is it polite to tie me up and whip me in the middle of the night? Fortunately, you can lie without changing your face. Now you are completely ignoring what happened last night in front of me!"

In order to express his indignation, Lu Se poked the same part of Lin Lian's back several times, making Lin Lian itchy and had to dodge left and right without being discovered by the teacher.

"Student Lu Se, I lied to everyone to give you more time to get rid of the demon... Did the penguin-shaped demon finally leave you?"

The penguin demon that my mother believed in in Antarctica was just to fool Lin Lian's idle talk. I didn't expect Lin Lian to take it seriously now.

"The Penguin Demon has not left, and is still shitting everywhere in school!"

"Ah, that's really unfortunate. A helmet in the church sacred room was locked into the safe for some reason and was filled with urine. This is probably the evil spell of the Penguin Demon?"

The "toilet helmet" was clearly left by Lu Seren, but it seems that Lin Lian has discovered and dealt with.

"The director of the teaching director came to me when the class was over." Lin Lian continued, "He asked me about the "exorcism", as if Lu Se had already told him the story. I had to tell the truth and ask not to drive Lu Se out of school just because he was possessed by a demon..."

Your sister, what strange reason for expulsion? I thought it was when the Holy See burned Bruno in the 16th century because of heliocentric theory?

"Director Huang is a little embarrassed. He told me to discuss it with you in private first. If you really can't solve it, then you will find a school... It's great. Now if you exorcize the devil two or three times, Lu Se will become normal!"

Do it two or three times? Just as Dongni Haiyi said, I have a strange feeling about ms like her second uncle!

Lu Se was really embarrassed to complain that Lin Lian was an abnormal one. After all, Lin Lian would become a genius, and the initiator was Lu Se's prank when he was 12 years old.

The truth about the "malicious rebound halo" that forged God's divine power and protected Lin Lian is an artificial intelligence called "Freya". She only has one-small part of Lu Hao's strength and has no authority to talk to humans.

But Freya is an important sample for studying Lu Hao. If she can understand all the secrets of Freya's "distorting reality", then she will add important bargaining chips to defeat Lu Hao.

I had already made sure that I could only rely on "shame and life" to defeat Lu Hao. In order to counter Lin Qin, it was also a set plan to attack Lin Qin's sisters.

"Lin Lian, let the exorcist be released in advance. Have you ever thought that you can save the world?"

"Yes, everyone will do their part and the world will naturally be saved!"

In Luther's view, Lin Lian carries the unique innocence of the ignorant - just like some environmentalists who feel good about themselves.

"No, I'm talking more specifically. If I really want to invade the world, unless I get a sacrifice like you...will you sacrifice yourself without hesitation?"

Lin Lian used the fourth volume of the compulsory Chinese essay book as a cover and thought for a while.

"Sister has indeed said that although Lu Se is a little bald, it is actually a terrible thing!"

"It turns out that there are many guard maids around my sister, each of which is better than Axue, but later my sister dismissed them all."

A Xue, who was sitting next to Lu Se, had a slightly unnatural expression.

"Because my sister said that the more threats Lu Se felt, the more likely she would fall into the dark side of the Force... Maybe my sister's original words were not like this, but the meaning was similar. My sister seemed to dream of the future where all the maids were killed. As for what they were killed, my sister still couldn't see clearly."

There are countless things in the world that cannot be seen clearly for the time being, and Lu Se sometimes feels inexplicably afraid, such as fear turning into baldness.

For some reason, the baldness reminded Lu Se of an indescribable existence.

The same is true for snakes. He doesn't remember why he is afraid of snakes. He should have never been bitten by snakes.

"The maid sisters are all very nice and handsome. Now some people can't stand the loneliness and go to Syria to become mercenaries. I hope their heavy weapons are enough and there is no danger!"

“…”

"I should have expressed a similar meaning before. If Lu Se must get a "sacrifice" in order not to become a demon, then I am willing to let Lu Se deal with it. As long as I don't hurt others, it doesn't matter what I personally become."

It was not the decisive tone of making up the decision, but it was very gentle, as if I had made up my mind a long time ago.

Lu Se laughed, "It may be too exaggerated to say it is a "sacrifice". My request is very simple. You should officially replace your sister Lin Qin and become my new fiancée!"

"Eh? Eh eh!?"

Lin Lian turned her face and looked at Lu Se in disbelief.

Lu Se held the glasses frame and said, "Didn't it mean I can handle it? Is it so scary to be my fiancée? I'm not such a savage person, and I won't force you to do something like this and that at the beginning... After the final exam, let's start dating!"

"Appointment, date?"

Fortunately, Alice went to work in the maid's shop and was not in class, otherwise she would be so angry after listening to this conversation.

"But for my sister..."

"It has nothing to do with Lin Qin. I have already broken up the engagement with her. I chose one of your father's other daughters as a new fiancée. It was your father's promise. Are you not your father's daughter?"

"I, of course I am, but I am a nun, date boys or something..."

"Dating is not OK. Can I do something like this or that? What is your logic?" Lu Se deliberately made an impatient tone, "If it is a contradiction between being my fiancée and being a nun, then you might as well stop being a nun in the future."

“Eh?”

"What! Have you heard of the story of "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart stays in his heart"? Have you ever heard of Emperor Wu of Zhou destroying Buddha, and the monk asked him, "Are you not afraid of entering the eighteenth level hell after death?" Then Emperor Wu of Zhou replied, "As long as you let the people be happy, why bother me to enter the eighteenth level hell?"

"What, why are they all Buddhist allusions... I don't believe in Buddhism..."

"The principles are the same! Who will go to hell if you don't go to hell? Since you are willing to sacrifice, don't be too slow. Where did you do when you whip me last night??"

"Say, what's said is..."

In the past, Lu Se did not dare to attack Lin Lian because he did not understand the mechanism of the "malicious rebound halo". Now the principle has begun to emerge. How could a scientist give up the opportunity to conduct research? It must be done! Even nuns must do it! Even the apostle of God must do it! Anyway, the krypton-gold otakus have read many books of Joan of Arc. If God really has the words of God, hell has long become an ocean of otaku!
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