【734】Actually I was exorcised
Huang Baifa wiped the sweat from his head. If he were the person wearing the lie detector collar, the red light would definitely ring.
"Okay, the atmosphere is right now. Luther, just wear a collar and tell me what happened in the church last night!"
"That-the unimportant details don't need to be explained too much!"
I was afraid that Lu Se would tell the case into a erotic story.
"It's very simple," Lu Se said in a chair, "Although I heard from Director Yan just said that Principal He looked at me with a high look, my intelligence is actually not very stable, and it will be significantly reduced in the case of poor heat dissipation."
It's not a lie, and the green breathing light has naturally not changed.
"It's true!" Although no one asked, Xiaojia also proved, "Brother is much smarter outdoors in Antarctica than in Dongshan City! She is obviously invincible in the world if she shaves her head, so why can't she bear your little hair!"
After hearing what my sister said, Lu Se subconsciously touched the small piece of alopecia areata behind his left ear.
No matter when I feel it, it is the same pain.
"Last night, after I arrived at the school, I went to the cafeteria for dinner and met Lin Lian. Lin Lian kept talking to me about God, and I didn't pay attention to it..."
Lin Lian regards God and the like as a catchphrase, which is true. The part when Lu Se was in a state of mind was deliberately misinterpreted by him as "not listening carefully".
"I don't know what was the saying that provoked her, Lin Lian forced me to the church and tied me up in the holy artifact room, and insisted on exorcizing me with a "holy whip" stained with "holy water"! After the fight, I was still locked up and refused to leave. What's even more excessive is that I made dark dishes for me to eat!
Among his words, the word "dark cuisine" shocked Huang Bai the most. He had seen it as the director of the teaching for a long time.
"There is a problem here," Huang Baifa pointed out, "How did Lin Lian, a weak woman, force you to the church and tie you up in that "Sacred Room"?"
Zhao Xiaojuan coughed dryly. She came back from the United States and paid great attention to equal rights between men and women. The word "weak woman" obviously emphasized the society's stereotypes about women.
"After humans finish their meal, blood will flow into the stomach and intestines in large quantities, resulting in a decrease in thinking ability."
Lu Se threw out a common sense that was obviously "correct".
"I was in almost the same state at that time - and I didn't know in advance that I would be whipped if I entered the church. After all, Lin Lian's beauty is at the school beauties level. When asked by a female classmate to go to her place, most men wouldn't refuse, right?"
The red light was not on, and Huang Baifa felt a little embarrassed, thinking that Lu Se was probably because of the sperm on his brain and Lin Lian was deceived. If it were him, could he control it?
"Yeah--then, as you say, it's not an indecent ms at all, but Lin Lian wishfully "exorcism" you?"
"Yes, I have said it was "whipping" before, and ms was said by my indecent sister."
"Damn it! I'm not so angry! I don't wear those cosplay costumes with very little fabric when I go to comic exhibitions, okay!"
Lu Se ignored Xiaojia and tried to delete the "one finger covers three points" photos that Xiaojia once took from his mind.
"Did Lin Lian not take off her clothes last night?"
Professor Yin suddenly interrupted.
"No, she always wears nun's clothes to "exorcism". Maybe it's not sacred enough if it's not like that."
The red light did not appear, and Professor Yin did not get the opportunity to further demonstrate the effect of lie detection. He was not very beautiful.
Huang Baifa took a reassurance. Since Lin Lian had not taken off her clothes, she still had hope to control public opinion and make it small.
"Then, Lu Se, as you said, you were beaten by Lin Lian and locked up in the church overnight. Naturally, you couldn't go to the women's bathroom, but what's going on with your student card in the women's bathroom?"
"When Lin Lian "exorcist", she took off my top, and the student card in her top pocket naturally fell to her."
Huang Baifa wanted to ask, "Why don't you resist Lin Lian taking off your shirt?" But then he thought, the beautiful female classmate took the initiative to do this. Lu Se, who didn't know the truth, was too late to resist?
Zhao Xiaojuan read out Huang Baifa's expression changes, probably because she thought that the idea also contained stereotypes about women, so she was slightly displeased.
Under the constraints of the lie detector collar, Lu Se continued: "Lin Lian lives in dormitory 301, and her roommate is her sister Lin Qin. Lin Qin's long-term hostile relationship with me is well known in Qingzi Academy..."
Xiaojia muttered, "It's obvious that he has been engaged in a marriage contract, why do you have to hurt each other!"
Lu Se used the "ignorance" skill on his sister again.
"After Lin Lian took my student card back to dormitory 301 in a daze, Lin Qin discovered my student card, so she naturally would not miss this great opportunity. So she mobilized Molly and Axue around her, or put my student card on a girl who went to the gym, which could achieve the goal of framed me."
Speaking of this, he looked at Zhao Xiaojuan behind the camera with a long look.
"Teacher Xiaojuan, you picked up my student card at the door of the female bathroom. In fact, Lin Qin used it to be used!"
Zhao Xiaojuan looked at Lu Se and did not comment on the statement of "utilization", but Lu Se knew that this could plant the seeds of dissatisfaction with Lin Qin in her heart, which was enough.
"The basic facts... should be very clear."
Chi Ze changed, Huang Bofa planned to make a summary speech before Lu Se revealed any "indecent" inside story.
"Lu Se, although you did not confront another person involved, Lin Lian, you had scars on your arm as physical evidence. Professor Yin's invention also proved that you did not lie. It seems that you may indeed be wronged."
Lu Se's expression did not change significantly, and Xiaojia next to her was proud as if she was the winner.
"Let's do this, the final exam is coming soon. It's best not to influence everyone because of unclear rumors. Lu Se, you can take your student card back first. As for Lin Lian, I will confirm with her later, and combine what you two said before making the final referee."
Huang Baifa's handling was fair. Director Yan nodded slightly to agree. Professor Yin took off the lie detector collar on Lu Se's neck in time.
But Lu Se did not stand up from the chair immediately, and rubbed the muscles of the neck that were pressed by the collar.
"Director Huang, I don't want the school to pursue Lin Lian's "exorcism" to me, just let me solve it myself. After all, Lin Lian herself is out of "good intention", but she is just a more charming believer in religion, and this kind of thing is not very good for a girl's reputation..."
As the victim, Lu Se took the initiative to show a magnanimous attitude, which made Huang Baifa feel very pleased. He felt that it would be wonderful if this matter could be "settled privately" without having to deal with it within the school framework.
Lu Se's reputation as a girl also increased Zhao Xiaojuan's favor, believing that Lu Se's current performance is not too bad.
Xiaojia took Lu Se's student card from Huang Baifa, and her complacentness made people think that she had received the surrender book.
"That's great! This time I can finally buy drinks with my brother's card! I was so stingy before that I didn't lend it to me!"
Lu Se gave his sister a blank look and thought to himself: It is good to lie and cover me up, but he overturned his lies in a blink of an eye! Leaking secrets has become your "inherent skill". As expected, you still can't trust you all, otherwise you will know some things, even if they are not intentional, they will let the Lin Qin gang know in a blink of an eye!
He didn't have breakfast until nine o'clock in the morning, and Lu Se had no intention of attending the second half of the second class. After he grabbed the student card from Xiaojia, he prepared to eat instant noodles in the dormitory and other things to fill his stomach.
Unexpectedly, when I passed by the campus supermarket, Director Cao was shaking it out of it with a plastic bag.
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, brother Lu Se, is planning to discuss with you the script of "The Legend of the Emoji Ichikki". You can see it even during class time! Go to the Love Penguin Maid Cafe to discuss it carefully?"
When talking about the Love Penguin Maid Cafe, Lu Se will think of Lin Qin, the owner behind the coffee shop, and Alice, who signed a sales contract to buy shoes, went to the coffee shop to play maids and even used "Love Magic".
Chapter completed!