【717】God is powerless
Since the Education Commission observed that a group of five people entered Qingzi Academy, the director Huang Baifa has been worried all day long. Now, when Lu Se stuffed his head into Lin Lian's skirt, he was naturally furious.
"You want to be fired if you do this!"
"Oh! This is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding! Lu Se, get up from the ground quickly!"
Nangong Meng was worried that the class's reputation would be damaged, so she hurriedly went to smooth things over.
"Lu Se just got tired of his strength during fitness and didn't stand firm before he fell to his knees! Director Huang, you didn't come, Yang Ren from Class 7 took advantage of the power outage and touched my waist! He was still slipping very quickly!"
While speaking, he grabbed Lu Se's shoulder and "pulled" him out from under Lin Lian's skirt.
Lu Se's breath was not calm, and his face turned dark. Fortunately, the nosebleed he had drained in the women's bathroom had been wiped out, otherwise he would not be able to wash even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
"Using a blatant obscene method to avenge Miss Lin Lian is definitely a more disgusting creature than the cockroaches struggling in the oily kitchen!"
When there are no special circumstances, A Xue and Lin Qin appear together, always using silver-gray short-haired agent faces to prevent everyone from confusing her and Lin Qin.
At the same time, she was wearing a maid's work outfit from the cafe, and probably came directly from the cafe.
In the past two weeks, Lu Se has tried his best to please A Xue in order to get the antidote, but A Xue still uses a very disgusting tone when talking about him.
It seems that simply tolerate is not enough...
With the help of Dongni Haiyi, Lu Se sat back on the rowing machine from a half-kneeling position and rested.
"The cockroaches struggling in the oily food in the kitchen? A Xue, you are admitting in disguise that in the campus cafe contracted by Lin Qin, the kitchen is not cleaned in time, and it is so bad that cockroaches are breeding? Should you report it to Principal He Qimei?"
"you……"
A Xue knew that she had made up her words, and Lin Qin raised her hand slightly, signaling not to continue talking.
"Dean of Teaching, you may have misunderstood Lu Se, he probably didn't mean it."
Lu Se was originally focused on defending against Lin Qin's poisonous tongue attack, but he never expected that she would actually speak for her.
"Lin Lian is my sister, and I know her best. In fact, Lin Lian looked down at the things under her feet, and she couldn't see clearly..."
I deliberately paused to leave time for those present to understand the reason.
"So what if I can't see clearly?"
Huang Baifa tried hard to resist the "universal breast strength" and did not look directly at the reason why Lin Lian lacked his perspective.
Lin Qin's eyes were half-closed, and she lifted up a few strands of long hair that were hanging down her shoulders. This action further highlighted her slender waist that could be blown by the wind.
"A Xue, and the director of the teaching. Although Lu Se has hatred for our Lin family, I think it is wrong to always speculate on his psychology with the greatest malicious intention. This misunderstanding may be that Lu Se originally wanted to do good things."
"Do good things? Do good things and put your head into the skirt!?"
Not only did Axue not understand, but Lu Se did not understand what Lin Qin sold.
Lin Qin sighed, her tone as casual as before.
"If you look closely, Lin Lian's shoelaces are a little loose. Lu Se must have discovered this, so he kindly squatted down and wanted to tie Lin Lian's shoelaces..."
"I just said that Lin Lian couldn't see clearly what was under her feet. Suddenly, she saw Lu Se's bald head, which made her misunderstand that her knees were exposed, so she immediately pressed down her skirt to cover it, and the current tragedy happened..."
"So Lu Se is not wrong at all. If you want to blame him, you can only blame him for being too bald."
"I'm not bald at all, okay! And Lin Lian's shoes don't have shoelaces!"
Lu Se, who was in poor physical condition and had low blood pressure, had his blood pressure increased again in an instant.
"Why aren't you bald?" Lin Qin's mouth was filled with a vicious smile as poppy as a poppy flower. "What's the place where the coin is big on your left ear is not bald?"
Lin Qin's words shocked Lu Se. The back of his left ear was in the pain position for a long time today. He reached out to touch with a very bad premonition...
Really, really bald! It's the size of a coin with the smallest face value, and the pores in the range are like no grass growing in the Sahara Desert... Isn't this what medicine calls "allar areata"?
The psychological impact was extraordinary. Lu Se was never so afraid of falling down from the cliff.
Is it a side effect of the drug? Is it a snake venom of 404, an antidote, or both?
It's a scam! Because the name is homophonic with Lex Luthor (Leiba) in "Superman", I have to avoid baldness by guarding every day. I feel sad for a long time when I lose a few hairs when I wash my face every day. Now there is a place that is completely bald!!
God! Earth! Although everyone knows that baldness can become stronger, the pain of losing a hair is not something that Lin Qin, a person with long hair and waist can understand? If the Dragon Ball really exists, Lu Se will make a wish to the dragon "never bald", because conquering the world can be achieved by his own strength!
Treating baldness is a field of repeated defeats in modern technology. Don’t believe in various small advertisements that promise to cure baldness. Go and look at the ancestral baldness of British royal men. You will know that no matter how much money you have, you can’t cure baldness!
"Woo puff!!"
A mouthful of blood was ejected from Lu Se's mouth. It was not that Lu Se's breath blew his lungs, but that he had barely sucked his nose blood into his throat to hide the traces, and at this time it was just a large backlash.
"Boss! What's wrong with you??"
"Lu Se, don't die, don't die in front of me, the head teacher! Just a little bit of baldness won't die of rushing to death!"
"Student Lu Se is really amazing. He can actually see God first before me... at least let me sing a hymn to calm your soul..."
"Damn it, call an ambulance! The observation team of the Education Commission is still there but this happened. Death in the school is a big accident!"
The scene was in a mess. A Xue, who had spoken harshly to Lu Se before, showed some concern at this moment.
"Miss, Lu Se doesn't know how to die like this, right?"
"Why, has his sincere dedication to you recently been effective?"
Lin Qin raised her thin eyebrows slightly, and Axue felt embarrassed to look at her.
"Don't worry, Lu Se's vitality is stronger than cockroaches, and he will not die so easily."
"In addition, I seriously suspect that the blood he vomited was nosebleed. Looking at this, Lu Se, the proclaimed Lu Se, who was peeping at the female bathroom, is probably not groundless... but the evidence has been destroyed by Lu Se!"
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Darkness, endless darkness.
I don’t know how long it took, nor do I know whether it was life or death.
The body becomes a cage, and consciousness becomes ruins, accompanied by the flow of the river of time, and one atom after another is reorganized.
I wonder if Lin Qin would feel so real when she entered the dream world. Lu Se had such a dream when she was about to wake up.
The Bible Kings (2), Chapter 2 verse 23.
In his early years, Luther read all the Bible stories in order to study European and American psychology.
Entering this dream at this moment is probably related to Lin Lian’s start singing hymns before he fell into a coma?
Lin Qin plays the role of the black cat crossing the street in her dream, and Lu Se plays even more amazing. He is the prophet Eliza who has a high status in the Bible.
Then, the prophet was bald.
This plot in Luther's dream is about the bald prophet Eliza walking on the road, thinking about how to spread the gospel of God, but a large group of naughty children jumped out on the side of the road.
"Bald! What a big bald!"
"There is no hair on the top, the reflected sunlight is so strong!"
"The Turtle Fairy Flowing Sun Fist! It's a pity that we can't learn too much haha!"
Eliza (Luther) was very angry. In line with the records in the Bible, the bald prophet cursed these naughty children in the name of God, Jehovah.
Heavenly spirit, earthly spirit, God appears! The wild female bear appears! Still two ends! They bit these naughty children to death one by one!
The naughty child was tragically penetrated into the bear's belly, and in physical sense he almost really became the "child of the mother bear". The bald prophet was revenged and he had more confidence in the majesty of God!
Why do you say that God is too cruel? Reading the Bible through the Old Testament, you will find that Jehovah was originally a cruel God, and his ideological level is not higher than that of the inspiration king of Tongtianhe in Journey to the West. OK!
And the point is not here! The point is that Jehovah did not help the bald prophet solve the problem of baldness, but solved the person who laughed at his baldness!
The medieval Holy See also the face of saying "God can do everything"? Why don't the bald prophet grow hair if he really can? Maybe Jehovah himself is a bald person!
So when the naughty child mocked the prophet, he was so angry! The truth is! The bald man is unsuccessful, and even God can do nothing. At most, he kills the bald man!
Chapter completed!