【676】Serious
Alice read the school newspaper handed over by Liu Se, threw the newspaper and said angrily: "What's the truth! The whole article only said that the confession was a lunatic! What did the consultant give birth to on the rooftop? Lin Lian and Axue didn't tell me!"
Alice has always had a bad relationship with Axue. Her name is not a nickname, but a reduction in "Alpha Lin Xue". Jiao Qingqing also said the same thing.
6 Se nodded. Lin Lian was worthy of being the true Holy Mother. In order to take care of Jiao Qingqing's face, Alice asked desperately, and did not allow A Xue to reveal anything. Using the nun's kindness is really a serious sin!
But now is not the time to confess. 6 Se is not as helpful as before. Now he is targeted by 6 Hao. I don’t know what kind of hardships he will encounter in the future. If he doesn’t use the “shamelessness and life” principle, he will not be able to fight against the 13th level intelligent creature.
It is very ironic that the three Antarctic laws used by 6Ser to analyze things (the origin of fear, only immortality, do not add substance), although they are very high in quality, they are inferior to "shamed and lifeless" in obtaining joy.
There is a dilemma in life, whether to be a happy pig or a painful philosopher?
Pigs are shameless, and philosophers are shameless, so philosophers suffer more than pigs.
But the pig is deadly, so it is better to be open-minded with the crazy cow disease. So will you be happy to be a crazy pig?
No, no, the mad pig knows too little about the world, and it is inevitable that it will be burned to death by swine fever handlers with gasoline. Liu Se still tends to be a crazy, unscrupulous scientist.
Hey? You ask why a scientist is not a philosopher? Isn’t there a saying that “the end of science is philosophy, and the end of philosophy is theology”? Isn’t scientists have a very low status?
You can take a taxi! The entire modern civilization is based on science, and philosophy is just a vague assumption of some unknown fields. If many ancient philosophers had modern experimental instruments, they would immediately do scientific experiments or not!
As for the second half of the sentence "The end of philosophy is theology", 6 Sere once bored and joined the "Flying Noodle God Cult". If you believe that an invisible and unconscious "flying spaghetti monster" created the entire universe "after a serious alcoholism", then you can also believe that theologians stand at the end of the universe (waiting for scientists and philosophers to beat him up).
Before get out of class, Liu Se seemed to have nothing last night and notified Bao Xing and Dongni Haiyi that in order to welcome the upcoming final exam, a pre-exam cram school will be held again in the 2o1 dormitory tonight. Remember to attend on time.
The participants of the previous cram school were Bao Xing, Dongni Haiyi and Lin Lian, and the speakers were 6se and Alice. Because there was a girl in the boy's dormitory, Chiba Rika was ordered by the director to come over to monitor.
At noon, Jiao Qingqing called over and his voice was a little hoarse, and he seemed to have a real cold.
"6Se, you are really dragging on the mud. Since it is inevitable that you will be able to do that, why not do it when we are the only two of us? Lin Lian, Axue, An Zhi and others are counted as one. If anyone dares to say it out, I will discount their legs... Cough, cough!"
"Okay, okay, it's hard for An Zhi to speak normally. She won't spread your gossip. A Xue is restrained by Lin Lian. As long as you don't tell me about this, no one will tell you! Be careful in the dormitory, and I'll go and see you if you have the chance."
"Then...will you give me some tutoring lessons alone? I heard you will hold a tutoring class tonight but I can't go..."
The Rainbow Pony is interested in tutoring, and it makes 6 Se suspect that the body fluids of the twelve-level intelligent creatures have "encouragement" attributes. Although this incident was ultimately Jiao Qingqing asked himself, it was indeed a bit too much to urinate p1ay at his childhood sweetheart's kindergarten playmate.
Fortunately, Jiao Qingqing has completely changed her style now. She was originally a little princess from kindergarten, wearing a flower-decorated skirt, and her black length is as bright as Lin Qin.
If Qingqing still had this image, let alone whether Liu Se could take action last night, it would always feel even more eccentric...
"Ahem, I, I'm going to hang up..."
6se knew that Jiao Qingqing was talking about hanging up the phone. If 6se was replaced by Xiaojia, he would definitely say mischievously, "Is your person going to hang up?"
"6S, there is something else in the end. I'm embarrassed to say it, but..."
"Tell me." 6 Se wasn't going to be so cruel, "Is it related to being a solo tutoring?"
"No, I suspect you have diabetes, so it's better to drink less coffee..."
"Your sister, you were so cold last night that you were as furless chickens, and you could even show your physical examination report? Are you a first-class urinator? You're so burned and talk nonsense!"
After dinner, in the 2o1 dormitory, 6 Se used Bao Xing’s campus card to buy half a table of snacks, and borrowed a chair from the 2o2 dormitory opposite, and surrounded the long desk and waited for it.
The first girl to visit is no one else, but she turned out to be Xiaojia. She is worthy of Yinjia, and she is comparable to a Phoenix TV reporter in terms of quality.
"Hehehe, I heard there are snacks, how could I miss it?"
When I was about to touch the door handle of 2o1, Xiaojia heard his brother say inside: "The oxidation property of the oxidation product of the reducing agent is stronger than that of the reducing product of the oxidation agent..."
"Hi!" The action of pushing the door open seemed to be opening the secret passage switch. Xiaojia took the middle-second soul and did not put down his arms after entering the room.
"Brother, what stupid tongue twister are you talking about! Give me the snacks!"
"You are stupid! This is science, do you understand science?"
Bao Xing was overjoyed and grabbed a handful of snacks to hand them to Xiaojia. The expression was the Lolikan that FBI wanted to trap.
6Se moved the chair with her feet, and tripped Bao Xing and almost threw her roommate to death. He grabbed a handful of snacks for Xiaojia instead of Bao Xing.
"You take the food and leave quickly. It's not convenient for us to review here!"
Xiaojia took the snacks and stuffed a snow cake into her mouth. While chewing, she said, "How did I affect you here? Isn't it okay to eat snacks quietly?"
Her voice was quite uneasy when she ate snow cakes.
During this period, Liu Se has been thinking about a question, that is, why as soon as Xiaojia appears, people around him will experience a certain degree of IQ decrease.
This phenomenon is not obvious, but there are rules to follow. Anyway, there is no good thing for 6 Se and Xiaojia to act together.
After recovering some of the memories from 5 years ago, Liu Se knew the existence of [Mental Retardant Water]. After this liquid that can reduce IQ was drunk by Liu Se and Xiao Jia, it slowly metabolized in their bodies, suppressing their IQ.
The principle of reducing IQ is not to kill brain cells in large quantities, but to suppress chemically. Otherwise, 6 Hao would not have asked Dr. Yu to study the antidote.
[Mental retardant water] is developed by 6 Se in the thirteenth level of intelligent organisms and is based on his physical condition. Although Xiao Jia is 6 Se's biological sister and also has strong medicinal properties, she is two people after all.
Different genders, ages, and metabolic degrees may cause the [mentally retarded water] in Xiaojia's body to affect the IQ of the people around her in an undetectable way.
This is the so-called [Strike for Reducing Intelligence]! It is even more terrible than the dimensionality reduction attack of singer civilization in "Three Body"! Why is it terrible? Let's do a scientific experiment. If Xiaojia is thrown into the singer civilization society, she will gradually turn everyone into two fools. In the end, the singer civilization can't even use dimensionality reduction attack, and she can only sing "I have a little apple" when singing!
Of course, 6 Se will not explain these secrets clearly. He only told Xiaojia in the end: "Because of the different scope of knowledge in high school and junior high school, our review of the solution to high school exercises will have adverse effects on you who are still in junior high school. We are not afraid of being affected by you, but we are afraid of affecting you!"
After hearing what my brother said, Xiaojia took a handful of snacks before she took them away.
"How to Brainwash Girls" Chapter 15, Section 6: In order to satisfy girls, they must deny the facts and say some people who are indecent conscience cry.
After Xiaojia left, the first girl to come was Alice. As a lecturer, Alice sighed after seeing Liuse, and didn't eat snacks, as if the flowers were destroyed by the strong wind. She held it in for a long time before she could put it in:
Chapter completed!